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11-06-2005, 03:21 AM
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Crazy Aussie Bastard
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home.
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Techo Support Can Suck !
THINGS YOU DO *****NOT***** WANT TO HEAR FROM YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR
Uh-oh..... Shit!! What the hell!? Go get your backup. You do have a backup don't you ? That's SOOOOO bizarre. Wow!! Look at this..... What software license? Well, it's doing something..... It didn't do that a minute ago... Where's the GUI on this thing? Where's the DIR command? The drive ate the disc but that's OK, I brought my screwdriver. I cleaned up the root partition and now there's lots of free space. Do you smell something? What's that grinding sound? I have never seen it do *that* before... I think it should not be doing that... You might as well all go home early today ... My leave starts tomorrow. Ooops. Hmm, maybe if I do this... Well, my files were backed up. What do you mean you needed that directory? What do you mean /home was on that disk? I umounted it! Do you really need your home directory to do any work? I didn't think anybody would be doing any work at 2am, so I killed your job. Yes, I chowned all the files to belong to pvcs. Is that a problem to you? Wonder what this command does? You did what to the floppy??? Sorry, we deleted that package last week... NO! Not that button! Say, What does "Superblock Error" mean, anyhow? The backup procedure works fine, but the restore is tricky! I hate it when that happens. You can do this patch with the system up... ...and if we just swap these two disc controllers like this... Don't do that, it'll crash the sys........ SHIT Now it's funny you should ask that, because I don't know either We prefer not to change the root password, it's an nice easy one Just add yourself to the password file and make a directory... 
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11-06-2005, 06:53 AM
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I can change this!!!!!
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Lol I think I've heard just about all of those.
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11-06-2005, 07:34 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: the center
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nice one NW, good times...
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