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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Why would anyone want to get married?
And second why would anyone want to have a kid? Please tell me how this = a good investment?
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holla
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: KFC
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Why would anyone want to make an intelligent reply to any of your faggot ass posts?
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Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch!
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Closer now
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marriage can be great with the right person!
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Sunny San Diego
Posts: 11,500
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In the words of Sleazydream IDIOT! and from most others .... ![]() |
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We need more free porn
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Montreal
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SeeMyBucks.com
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Location: USA
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fuck im blind !
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Well if everything in your life is an investement, you should definitly leave that board right now ...
But considering the investmeents you are making (gr8movies), you are definitly not a good investor |
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I AM WEB 2.0
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the only bad investment seems God giving you a chance at life.
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#13 |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
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Kyle, my dimwitted friend. I know that gay marriage is illegal in Texas so you cannot possibly comprehend the reasons why one would get married.
I suggest you move to a jurisdiction where gay marriage is allowed.
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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marriage can be a good investment, if you marry the right person.. whos that blonde bimbo that married the old guy that died..
and kids are a investment, they do chores. I would only get married to make my gf happy and show her how much I love her, and to celebrate our happiness. and kids are a pain in the ass but until you have one you will never understand how great they really are. |
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No Refunds Issued.
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Seriously. I mean think about it, you marry the girl of your dreams, she shits out a son, you raise him how you think is best, and 16 years later hes begging for money on message boards. Fuck that, what parents wanna go through that shit, its not worth the pain.
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
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kids are a great investment once they are old enough to mow the lawn, wash the car, vacuum the house and do other chores.
If you are a farmer, even more so. If you have smart kids (which you obviously won't) they can go to good schools, get good jobs, and take care of you in your golden years. |
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FBOP Class Of 2013
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The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes
a.k.a. Funky Bastard (Banned) a.k.a. kak_azn (Banned) a.k.a. HKS (Banned) a.k.a. JimmyBones (Banned) a.k.a. shife (Current Nick) a.k.a. KyleHoppes (Current Nick) ----------------------------------------------------------- The first post http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461 Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948 Whoring himself out for $5/hour http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430 Trying to get someone to give him a free domain http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881 Calling Rick Latona a scumbag http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925 Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500 He was jacking off and came on his ear http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906 He leaves GFY for good http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105 The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219 Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727 Claiming that he hates n.i.g.g.e.r.s http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069 Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379 Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883 Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123 bitching about not getting his sig money http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674 wondering who is into atm on the board http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885 his petition to ban JaceXXX http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949 selling proxy lists http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436 trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366 wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422 trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005 Wondering why he has to file taxes http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109 trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405 Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551 Asking for investors http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920 wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185 Begging for money http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521 Doesn't know what a w9 is http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109 Do Pornstars or Internet Models Deserve Respect? http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=502304 Wanting to sell his gfy nick on ebay http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=502190 Does anybody want to go into business with me? http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=499275 GFY sucks I cant beleave I even posted in this hell hole! http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=492146 What are all the hygiene products you use? http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=493761 You stupid mother fuckers! http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=455364 Juicy Izz and Franck are pedos! http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=468223 Join PIB cash they rock! http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=387743 |
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Location: Denver, CO ICQ 280-752-076
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Location: Toronto, ON
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Hi, Kyle
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do you like getting laughed at?
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Getting married will be a great investment if you choose the right person to be marry
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Central IL
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Fuck Marriage - I am a hypocrite though... I just proposed tonight and even though I got a yeah.. It didn't go as expected.. LOL
As far as kids - You are too immature to understand.. I would fucking die without a THOUGHT for my daughter. When you ahve a kid you realize the things that are really important in life - That's why! Plus when they get older they get to do all your chores around the house, hahahahahaha - I got a long way to go for that one yet tho.. |
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I love being married.....we are planning our 25th anniversary now....
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