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KyleHoppes 11-03-2005 09:49 PM

Why would anyone want to get married?
 
And second why would anyone want to have a kid? Please tell me how this = a good investment?

brizzad 11-03-2005 09:49 PM

Why would anyone want to make an intelligent reply to any of your faggot ass posts?

Veterans Day 11-03-2005 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brizzad
Why would anyone want to make an intelligent reply to any of your faggot ass posts?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

KyleHoppes 11-03-2005 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brizzad
Why would anyone want to make an intelligent reply to any of your faggot ass posts?

ditto...

chupachups 11-03-2005 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brizzad
Why would anyone want to make an intelligent reply to any of your faggot ass posts?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

blazi 11-03-2005 09:54 PM

marriage can be great with the right person!

SilentKnight 11-03-2005 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KyleHoppes
Why would anyone want to get married? And second why would anyone want to have a kid? Please tell me how this = a good investment?

If you think of it only as an "investment", you have my pity.


SilentKnight

J$tyle$ 11-03-2005 10:07 PM

In the words of Sleazydream

IDIOT!

and from most others ....

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/5034/spam51jf.gif

NoCarrier 11-03-2005 10:13 PM

http://www.porn-sex-list.com/die.jpg

Porko 11-03-2005 10:18 PM

fuck im blind !

Doctor Dre 11-03-2005 10:25 PM

Well if everything in your life is an investement, you should definitly leave that board right now ...

But considering the investmeents you are making (gr8movies), you are definitly not a good investor

MetaMan 11-03-2005 10:29 PM

the only bad investment seems God giving you a chance at life. :2 cents:

Mike Okitch 11-03-2005 11:11 PM

Kyle, my dimwitted friend. I know that gay marriage is illegal in Texas so you cannot possibly comprehend the reasons why one would get married.

I suggest you move to a jurisdiction where gay marriage is allowed.

Fucksakes 11-03-2005 11:16 PM

marriage can be a good investment, if you marry the right person.. whos that blonde bimbo that married the old guy that died..

and kids are a investment, they do chores.


I would only get married to make my gf happy and show her how much I love her, and to celebrate our happiness.

and kids are a pain in the ass but until you have one you will never understand how great they really are.

Marcus Aurelius 11-03-2005 11:16 PM

Seriously. I mean think about it, you marry the girl of your dreams, she shits out a son, you raise him how you think is best, and 16 years later hes begging for money on message boards. Fuck that, what parents wanna go through that shit, its not worth the pain.

baddog 11-03-2005 11:41 PM

kids are a great investment once they are old enough to mow the lawn, wash the car, vacuum the house and do other chores.

If you are a farmer, even more so.

If you have smart kids (which you obviously won't) they can go to good schools, get good jobs, and take care of you in your golden years.

Jace 11-03-2005 11:54 PM

The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes

a.k.a. Funky Bastard (Banned)
a.k.a. kak_azn (Banned)
a.k.a. HKS (Banned)
a.k.a. JimmyBones (Banned)
a.k.a. shife (Current Nick)
a.k.a. KyleHoppes (Current Nick)

-----------------------------------------------------------

The first post
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461

Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948

Whoring himself out for $5/hour
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430

Trying to get someone to give him a free domain
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881

Calling Rick Latona a scumbag
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925

Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500

He was jacking off and came on his ear
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906

He leaves GFY for good
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105

The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219

Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727

Claiming that he hates n.i.g.g.e.r.s
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069

Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379

Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883

Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123

bitching about not getting his sig money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674

wondering who is into atm on the board
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885

his petition to ban JaceXXX
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949

selling proxy lists
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436

trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366

wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422

trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005

Wondering why he has to file taxes
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405

Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

Asking for investors
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920

wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185

Begging for money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521

Doesn't know what a w9 is
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

Do Pornstars or Internet Models Deserve Respect?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=502304

Wanting to sell his gfy nick on ebay
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=502190

Does anybody want to go into business with me?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=499275

GFY sucks I cant beleave I even posted in this hell hole!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=492146

What are all the hygiene products you use?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=493761

You stupid mother fuckers!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=455364

Juicy Izz and Franck are pedos!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=468223

Join PIB cash they rock!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=387743

BlingDaddy 11-03-2005 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
The GFY History of Kyle Hoppes

a.k.a. Funky Bastard (Banned)
a.k.a. kak_azn (Banned)
a.k.a. HKS (Banned)
a.k.a. JimmyBones (Banned)
a.k.a. shife (Current Nick)
a.k.a. KyleHoppes (Current Nick)

-----------------------------------------------------------

The first post
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=293461

Admitting he is a worthless piece of shit
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=313948

Whoring himself out for $5/hour
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=322430

Trying to get someone to give him a free domain
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328881

Calling Rick Latona a scumbag
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=328925

Even though he didn't have money to buy a domain, he is telling everyone he got 28 sign ups in this thread
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=330500

He was jacking off and came on his ear
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=331906

He leaves GFY for good
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=332105

The infamous "I bought a domain w00t!" thread
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=334219

Trying to sell his domain, and also telling everyone he is leaving AGAIN
http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=337727

Claiming that he hates n.i.g.g.e.r.s
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=454069

Wondering why he got his GigaCash account terminated
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=390379

Figuring out why GigaCash closed his account
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=439883

Professing his love for fingering his butthole while jacking off
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=441123

bitching about not getting his sig money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=438674

wondering who is into atm on the board
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=453885

his petition to ban JaceXXX
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=396949

selling proxy lists
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=392436

trying to buy a hit bot and a post bot
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391366

wanting to get fucked by web girls for sending traffic
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=391422

trying to SCAM for webmaster referrals <---EXCELLENT reading about Kyle's scamming
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=433005

Wondering why he has to file taxes
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

trying to scam people for 20,000 spam hits <---EXCELLENT
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=419405

Claiming playboy called him...makes up TONS of shit
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=409551

Asking for investors
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413920

wanting to rip off webmasters by using stolen passwords
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=413185

Begging for money
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=405521

Doesn't know what a w9 is
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=416109

Do Pornstars or Internet Models Deserve Respect?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=502304

Wanting to sell his gfy nick on ebay
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=502190

Does anybody want to go into business with me?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=499275

GFY sucks I cant beleave I even posted in this hell hole!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=492146

What are all the hygiene products you use?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=493761

You stupid mother fuckers!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=455364

Juicy Izz and Franck are pedos!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=468223

Join PIB cash they rock!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=387743


Can we get an "OWNED" somewhere in here? :1orglaugh

Linguist 11-03-2005 11:59 PM

Hi, Kyle

J$tyle$ 11-04-2005 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlingDaddy
Can we get an "OWNED" somewhere in here? :1orglaugh


QuaWee 11-04-2005 12:23 AM

do you like getting laughed at?

miss wild 11-04-2005 07:44 PM

Getting married will be a great investment if you choose the right person to be marry :)

baddog 11-05-2005 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miss wild
Getting married will be a great investment if you choose the right person to be marry :)

are you proposing to him? looks like it

rml1608 11-05-2005 12:32 AM

Fuck Marriage - I am a hypocrite though... I just proposed tonight and even though I got a yeah.. It didn't go as expected.. LOL

As far as kids - You are too immature to understand.. I would fucking die without a THOUGHT for my daughter. When you ahve a kid you realize the things that are really important in life - That's why!

Plus when they get older they get to do all your chores around the house, hahahahahaha - I got a long way to go for that one yet tho..

Skillz Unlimited 11-05-2005 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Webby 11-05-2005 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KyleHoppes
And second why would anyone want to have a kid? Please tell me how this = a good investment?

Sheesh.. how sad can a human specimen get??


Are you for real??? :1orglaugh

Redrob 11-05-2005 12:44 AM

I love being married.....we are planning our 25th anniversary now....
She will always be my skinny, hippy chick....
and, she is still skinny :1orglaugh and damn funny to boot!

woj 11-05-2005 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
If you have smart kids (which you obviously won't) they can go to good schools, get good jobs, and take care of you in your golden years.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup


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