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11-04-2005, 07:08 PM
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Rent-A-Negro
http://www.rent-a-negro.com/
 Event Rates Types of Events ? Corporate/Business Rate: $350 per hour ? Personal/Private/Individual Rate: $200 per hour ? Non-Profit Rate: $275 per hour ? Drop-in/Appearances: $100 each ? Informational/High Question Volume: add $100 per hour ? Emergencies/Short Notice (24 hour window): add $150 per hour Ongoing/Retainer Services ? $10,000 Annually (12 Events, 15 Calls, 10 Appearances, 3 Consultations) Additional Services ? "Help! I need a Black Opinion!" $75 per call (30 minute duration) or email (24 hr response time) ? Touch Her Hair: $25 each time ? Touch Her Skin: $35 each touch ? Compare Your Skin Tone to Hers: $50 ? Tell her"you look just like..." another black person: $100 ? Call her "sister" "sista" "girlfriend" or "girl": $150 each time ? Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour ? Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per person ? Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist) ? "Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch ? Certificate of Association: $100 A 8x10" certificate stating your affiliation with a black person. |
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11-04-2005, 07:24 PM
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Haha wtf
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11-04-2005, 07:28 PM
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11-04-2005, 07:29 PM
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? Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour
? Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per person ? Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist) ? "Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch --- Ahahha the last 4 are the best ones
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11-04-2005, 07:34 PM
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did you notice - it is a P/R5!
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11-04-2005, 07:51 PM
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11-04-2005, 08:03 PM
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I can change this!!!!!
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Now that is funny.
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11-04-2005, 08:04 PM
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More Cowbell
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Expensive
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11-04-2005, 08:09 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide. |
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