Thread: Rent-A-Negro
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Old 11-04-2005, 07:08 PM  
KingK7
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Rent-A-Negro

http://www.rent-a-negro.com/




Event Rates Types of Events

? Corporate/Business Rate: $350 per hour

? Personal/Private/Individual Rate: $200 per hour

? Non-Profit Rate: $275 per hour

? Drop-in/Appearances: $100 each

? Informational/High Question Volume: add $100 per hour

? Emergencies/Short Notice (24 hour window): add $150 per hour


Ongoing/Retainer Services

? $10,000 Annually
(12 Events, 15 Calls, 10 Appearances, 3 Consultations)



Additional Services

? "Help! I need a Black Opinion!" $75 per call
(30 minute duration) or email (24 hr response time)

? Touch Her Hair: $25 each time

? Touch Her Skin: $35 each touch

? Compare Your Skin Tone to Hers: $50

? Tell her"you look just like..." another black person: $100

? Call her "sister" "sista" "girlfriend" or "girl": $150 each time

? Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour

? Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per person

? Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist)

? "Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch

? Certificate of Association: $100
A 8x10" certificate stating your affiliation with a black person.
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