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11-05-2005, 01:07 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
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My Miserable Life
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11-05-2005, 01:16 PM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: shooting pool in Elysium
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 (fandom sample) "For some reason, they smell like clams (2/15/00) - Anonymous, FL, Age 47 I'm a 4'2", balding, port-a-let cleaner with dirty fingernails that lives with his step-mother. My dad died in an controversial felching accident when I was 5. Now they call me turd-gerbil. Instead of an asshole, I now have a nice cluster of hemorrhoidal "grapes" gently tucked between my butt cheeks and for some reason, they smell like clams. My last bowel movement was 9 days ago. They hurt so bad that every time I try to shit, I cry. Speaking of shit, a hooker shit diarrhea in my eyes four months ago... I still can't see. I have something resembling lava temperature pumpkin pie filling spilling from my cock and my right nut has swollen to at least 3 times the size of the other. I have a large, angry lump in my armpit that I swear makes noise, my cat shit in my bed, my sister is fucking all my friends, and someone keeps leaving little Cornish game hens stuffed with used condoms on my doorstep." |
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11-05-2005, 01:21 PM
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aka K-Man
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hahahahahahaa now that's my kind of creative writer!! we could conjur up some sick ass stories together...
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11-05-2005, 01:23 PM
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sex dwarf
Join Date: May 2002
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I like this one:
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11-05-2005, 01:26 PM
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I have porno on the web - Laura, Age 20
I am 20 years old and have porno on the web. I was lured in by the money factor and never got paid. I got fired from my real job. I am too poor to afford a lawyer and have to just deal with it, because that's what you do. I hate myself and I don't like people very much anymore. I see no point in existing, and I am a fucked-up loser. It sucks being attractive. All you get are men wanting to cum in your mouth and women wanting to kill you. Life is fun and reproducing is very important so we can continue this beautiful positive thing.1
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11-05-2005, 01:26 PM
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I need a beer
 
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11-05-2005, 01:30 PM
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Jeez this site is kinda depressing...
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11-05-2005, 01:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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wierd shit, I was just browsing that site 10mins ago (haven't been there for like a year)...eh
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11-05-2005, 01:33 PM
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11-06-2005, 06:13 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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perfect reading before committing suicide.
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Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click. |
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11-06-2005, 08:36 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2005
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I just found a perfect sunctuary to share all these emotional constipation I feel inside. Thanks punkworld.
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11-06-2005, 08:39 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Virgin Mary's womb
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its true because life fucking sucks
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Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide. |
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