If you could have any career besides the one you have now, what would it be? - GoFuckYourself.com

jimthefiend · 11-02-2005, 11:19 PM

I wish I'd stayed in Law School.

sonofsam · 11-02-2005, 11:20 PM

T-minus 10 minutes till someone says "big sausage pizza delivery guy" or "gynecologist"

jimthefiend · 11-02-2005, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

T-minus 10 minutes till someone says "big sausage pizza delivery guy" or "gynecologist"

When you doing my portrait dude?

Ice · 11-02-2005, 11:28 PM

I would have liked to keep racing motorcycles but it was just too expensive and sponsorship in Canada wasn't very good

jimthefiend · 11-02-2005, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ice

I would have liked to keep racing motorcycles but it was just too expensive and sponsorship in Canada wasn't very good

Lot of that, and shit like Sprint cars here.

nastyboy1 · 11-02-2005, 11:33 PM

Played Pro Ball...other than that...nadda thing

Porterrun · 11-02-2005, 11:35 PM

Walt Disney

but i got slammed for that already

baddog · 11-02-2005, 11:36 PM

law/negotiator

jimthefiend · 11-02-2005, 11:42 PM

I still do some paralegal work from time to time, so I've managed to use some of what I learned.

I was fucking stupid to leave school, the Army was even paying for it.

MOTTO: Stay in school kids.

lol

je_rome · 11-03-2005, 01:00 AM

I wish I could be a musician.

baddog · 11-03-2005, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

I still do some paralegal work from time to time, so I've managed to use some of what I learned.

I was fucking stupid to leave school, the Army was even paying for it.

MOTTO: Stay in school kids.

lol

I have been doing a real estate issue for a friend for the last month. Rather difficult as that really wasn't my specialty, but my friend is less stressed, and she pays me well.

webcrawler · 11-03-2005, 02:22 AM

Practicing my engineering degree, either in the Telecoms or Seminconductors.

The Usual Suspect · 11-03-2005, 04:00 AM

Would love to be a professional football player, but I wouldn't mind living off golf either.

Jakke PNG · 11-03-2005, 04:02 AM

I'd be an artist living off welfare etc.

Paul Waters · 11-03-2005, 04:55 AM

Pro golfer.

The Champions Tour looks like a nice place to be.

jackie1 · 11-03-2005, 04:58 AM

World famous pop star with platinum albums traveling the world in my jet performing for all my fans, wearing the finest haute couture and having a personal stylist and makeup artist on call.

Always wanted to be a singer since I was a child, and also always wanted to be rich and very famous.

iwantchixx · 11-03-2005, 05:54 AM

Either a full time touring Musician or an active CEO in an electronics business that caters to musicians and audiophiles bulding and designing amps, effects, etc/

DutchTeenCash · 11-03-2005, 06:00 AM

Nothing. Got a degree.

Herb Kornfield · 11-03-2005, 06:05 AM

Gormuet breakfast + lunch shop -- and it may just happen if my latest plan comes together....

candyflip · 11-03-2005, 06:07 AM

I always liked being on the road and living out of hotels. Rockstar would work for me.

nico-t · 11-03-2005, 06:56 AM

gynecologist

Screaming · 11-03-2005, 06:57 AM

og ganster

tony286 · 11-03-2005, 06:59 AM

An actor

reed_4 · 11-03-2005, 07:17 AM

playing bass guitar in a band.

Joesho · 11-03-2005, 07:35 AM

supreme court Judge

or High class/highdollar hooker to the stars.

MacDaddyPlaya · 11-03-2005, 07:36 AM

NFL QB

ChewbaCreative · 11-03-2005, 07:39 AM

pacific pilot!

Redrob · 11-03-2005, 07:42 AM

Gunslinger.....

Phoenix · 11-03-2005, 07:57 AM

sherpa in the high mountains

HarrytheNazi · 11-03-2005, 08:04 AM

....a Sandwich Artist

Sandwich Artists have a positive outlook, thrive in a busy work environment and are keen to learn to art of great sandwich making. You will work well as part of a team, making delicious sandwiches to customer requirements. You will be responsible for serving customers, following health and safety procedures, and keeping the store clean.

jimthefiend · 11-03-2005, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I have been doing a real estate issue for a friend for the last month. Rather difficult as that really wasn't my specialty, but my friend is less stressed, and she pays me well.

My brother is a deputy prosecutor, and has a Jr. partnership in a firm. Most of what I do is for him and consists of captions and research.

Joesho · 11-03-2005, 08:12 AM

Juciylinks fluffer would be a good one too.

swedguy · 11-03-2005, 08:13 AM

Beach Bum

slapass · 11-03-2005, 08:15 AM

Beach bum. If i just keep working real hard, I could get there.

jimthefiend · 11-03-2005, 08:53 AM

Since when is "bum" a career?

lisa k · 11-03-2005, 08:55 AM

Some kind of musician.

AcidMax · 11-03-2005, 08:58 AM

Fulltime Firefighter/EMT on a carribean island, or something like a jetski rental owner on a carribean island.

Take things easy. I still might move to the carribean someday.

swedguy · 11-03-2005, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Since when is "bum" a career?

What's a "career"?

jimthefiend · 11-03-2005, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by swedguy

What's a "career"?

its like a job only with benefits

Funbrunette · 11-03-2005, 09:18 AM

I'd be a cop (vice) I think!

WebairGerard · 11-03-2005, 09:18 AM

that the old rock band made it to the point of selling a good amount of records and touring. Doesn't have to be U2 or GNR big just big enough to have a kickass career at it.

swedguy · 11-03-2005, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

its like a job only with benefits

ca·reer

1. A chosen pursuit; a profession or occupation.
2. The general course or progression of one's working life or one's professional achievements: an officer with a distinguished career; a teacher in the midst of a long career.

bum

1. A tramp; a vagrant.
2. A lazy or shiftless person, especially one who seeks to live solely by the support of others.
3. An incompetent, insignificant, or obnoxious person: The batter called the pitcher a bum.
4. One who is devoted to a particular activity or milieu: a beach bum.

If I would choose any other career than this, I would choose beach bum.

jimthefiend · 11-03-2005, 09:23 AM

Sample of my brief foray into rock and roll:

http://www.********************/aamp3post/turnedaway.mp3

I'm on guitar. God I was sooooooo young.
I was with two bands; that one and an alternative irish folk rock gig.

EroticySteve · 11-03-2005, 09:25 AM

I'd have Alan Greenspan's job. Despite what you may think, HE is the most powerful man in the world.

CherryLipsRosa · 11-03-2005, 10:42 AM

A detective!

Doctor Dre · 11-03-2005, 10:47 AM

Working in the Special Forces to clean the gene pools

GlydeGirl · 11-03-2005, 10:52 AM

I'd still be an entrepreneur, but I'd have a home-based business on my own piece of land -- maybe dog trainer, organic farmer, own a salvage yard, or be a sex-positive counsellor or keep a swinger sex house. Or, I could have continued with radio or moved into television.

But I'm really glad to be on the path that I'm on -- part time pornographer, full-time condom distributor.

jimthefiend · 11-03-2005, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

I'd still be an entrepreneur, but I'd have a home-based business on my own piece of land -- maybe dog trainer, organic farmer, own a salvage yard, or be a sex-positive counsellor or keep a swinger sex house. Or, I could have continued with radio or moved into television.

But I'm really glad to be on the path that I'm on -- part time pornographer, full-time condom distributor.

You could also show us your funbags.

davecummings · 11-03-2005, 02:57 PM

Law Enforcement.

Dave

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