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jimthefiend 11-02-2005 11:19 PM

If you could have any career besides the one you have now, what would it be?
 
I wish I'd stayed in Law School.

sonofsam 11-02-2005 11:20 PM

T-minus 10 minutes till someone says "big sausage pizza delivery guy" or "gynecologist"

jimthefiend 11-02-2005 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam
T-minus 10 minutes till someone says "big sausage pizza delivery guy" or "gynecologist"




When you doing my portrait dude? :winkwink:

Ice 11-02-2005 11:28 PM

I would have liked to keep racing motorcycles but it was just too expensive and sponsorship in Canada wasn't very good

jimthefiend 11-02-2005 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ice
I would have liked to keep racing motorcycles but it was just too expensive and sponsorship in Canada wasn't very good



Lot of that, and shit like Sprint cars here.

nastyboy1 11-02-2005 11:33 PM

Played Pro Ball...other than that...nadda thing :thumbsup

Porterrun 11-02-2005 11:35 PM

Walt Disney

but i got slammed for that already :(

baddog 11-02-2005 11:36 PM

law/negotiator

jimthefiend 11-02-2005 11:42 PM

I still do some paralegal work from time to time, so I've managed to use some of what I learned.

I was fucking stupid to leave school, the Army was even paying for it.





MOTTO: Stay in school kids.


lol

je_rome 11-03-2005 01:00 AM

I wish I could be a musician.

baddog 11-03-2005 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
I still do some paralegal work from time to time, so I've managed to use some of what I learned.

I was fucking stupid to leave school, the Army was even paying for it.





MOTTO: Stay in school kids.


lol


I have been doing a real estate issue for a friend for the last month. Rather difficult as that really wasn't my specialty, but my friend is less stressed, and she pays me well.

webcrawler 11-03-2005 02:22 AM

Practicing my engineering degree, either in the Telecoms or Seminconductors.

The Usual Suspect 11-03-2005 04:00 AM

Would love to be a professional football player, but I wouldn't mind living off golf either.

Jakke PNG 11-03-2005 04:02 AM

I'd be an artist living off welfare etc.

Paul Waters 11-03-2005 04:55 AM

Pro golfer.

The Champions Tour looks like a nice place to be.

jackie1 11-03-2005 04:58 AM

World famous pop star with platinum albums traveling the world in my jet performing for all my fans, wearing the finest haute couture and having a personal stylist and makeup artist on call.

Always wanted to be a singer since I was a child, and also always wanted to be rich and very famous.

iwantchixx 11-03-2005 05:54 AM

Either a full time touring Musician or an active CEO in an electronics business that caters to musicians and audiophiles bulding and designing amps, effects, etc/

DutchTeenCash 11-03-2005 06:00 AM

Nothing. Got a degree.

Herb Kornfield 11-03-2005 06:05 AM

Gormuet breakfast + lunch shop -- and it may just happen if my latest plan comes together....

candyflip 11-03-2005 06:07 AM

I always liked being on the road and living out of hotels. Rockstar would work for me.

nico-t 11-03-2005 06:56 AM

gynecologist

Screaming 11-03-2005 06:57 AM

og ganster

tony286 11-03-2005 06:59 AM

An actor

reed_4 11-03-2005 07:17 AM

playing bass guitar in a band.

Joesho 11-03-2005 07:35 AM

supreme court Judge

or High class/highdollar hooker to the stars.

MacDaddyPlaya 11-03-2005 07:36 AM

NFL QB :pimp

ChewbaCreative 11-03-2005 07:39 AM

pacific pilot!

Redrob 11-03-2005 07:42 AM

Gunslinger.....

Phoenix 11-03-2005 07:57 AM

sherpa in the high mountains

HarrytheNazi 11-03-2005 08:04 AM

....a Sandwich Artist
http://www.burlingtonbuzz.com/images/photos/jason.jpg

Sandwich Artists have a positive outlook, thrive in a busy work environment and are keen to learn to art of great sandwich making. You will work well as part of a team, making delicious sandwiches to customer requirements. You will be responsible for serving customers, following health and safety procedures, and keeping the store clean.

jimthefiend 11-03-2005 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
I have been doing a real estate issue for a friend for the last month. Rather difficult as that really wasn't my specialty, but my friend is less stressed, and she pays me well.



My brother is a deputy prosecutor, and has a Jr. partnership in a firm. Most of what I do is for him and consists of captions and research.

Joesho 11-03-2005 08:12 AM

Juciylinks fluffer would be a good one too.

swedguy 11-03-2005 08:13 AM

Beach Bum :)

slapass 11-03-2005 08:15 AM

Beach bum. If i just keep working real hard, I could get there.

jimthefiend 11-03-2005 08:53 AM

Since when is "bum" a career?

lisa k 11-03-2005 08:55 AM

Some kind of musician.

AcidMax 11-03-2005 08:58 AM

Fulltime Firefighter/EMT on a carribean island, or something like a jetski rental owner on a carribean island.

Take things easy. I still might move to the carribean someday.

swedguy 11-03-2005 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Since when is "bum" a career?

What's a "career"?

jimthefiend 11-03-2005 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by swedguy
What's a "career"?




its like a job only with benefits

Funbrunette 11-03-2005 09:18 AM

I'd be a cop (vice) I think! :thumbsup

WebairGerard 11-03-2005 09:18 AM

that the old rock band made it to the point of selling a good amount of records and touring. Doesn't have to be U2 or GNR big just big enough to have a kickass career at it.

swedguy 11-03-2005 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend
its like a job only with benefits

ca·reer

1. A chosen pursuit; a profession or occupation.
2. The general course or progression of one's working life or one's professional achievements: an officer with a distinguished career; a teacher in the midst of a long career.

bum

1. A tramp; a vagrant.
2. A lazy or shiftless person, especially one who seeks to live solely by the support of others.
3. An incompetent, insignificant, or obnoxious person: The batter called the pitcher a bum.
4. One who is devoted to a particular activity or milieu: a beach bum.


If I would choose any other career than this, I would choose beach bum.

jimthefiend 11-03-2005 09:23 AM

Sample of my brief foray into rock and roll:

http://www.********************/aamp3post/turnedaway.mp3

I'm on guitar. God I was sooooooo young.
I was with two bands; that one and an alternative irish folk rock gig.

EroticySteve 11-03-2005 09:25 AM

I'd have Alan Greenspan's job. Despite what you may think, HE is the most powerful man in the world.

CherryLipsRosa 11-03-2005 10:42 AM

A detective!

Doctor Dre 11-03-2005 10:47 AM

Working in the Special Forces to clean the gene pools

GlydeGirl 11-03-2005 10:52 AM

I'd still be an entrepreneur, but I'd have a home-based business on my own piece of land -- maybe dog trainer, organic farmer, own a salvage yard, or be a sex-positive counsellor or keep a swinger sex house. Or, I could have continued with radio or moved into television.

But I'm really glad to be on the path that I'm on -- part time pornographer, full-time condom distributor.

jimthefiend 11-03-2005 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura
I'd still be an entrepreneur, but I'd have a home-based business on my own piece of land -- maybe dog trainer, organic farmer, own a salvage yard, or be a sex-positive counsellor or keep a swinger sex house. Or, I could have continued with radio or moved into television.

But I'm really glad to be on the path that I'm on -- part time pornographer, full-time condom distributor.


You could also show us your funbags.

davecummings 11-03-2005 02:57 PM

Law Enforcement.

Dave


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