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BradM · 11-02-2005, 11:43 AM

I want to open a coffee shop somewhere. I am not sure where. I also don't know the first thing about coffee but it can't be hard. Sell some shitty pastries and have a bunch of cool machines that make "grumble grumble cshhhhhhhhh" noises and spit out black goodness.

I will pay you $480,000 back. I know I can make a few million in my first couple months so I am not worried about it.

I'm stand up and top notch so don't worry about that.

detoxed · 11-02-2005, 11:44 AM

Coffee shop? Can I smoke weed in the back room if I invest? Thanks

monkeysnap · 11-02-2005, 11:44 AM

Mmmm... coffee. What's your PayPal address?

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dropped9 · 11-02-2005, 11:45 AM

ok whats your paypal info....

who · 11-02-2005, 11:45 AM

You need $200,000? Can't you just sell your GFy nickname?

Manowar · 11-02-2005, 11:45 AM

do you take double anal as repayment?

Hardlinks · 11-02-2005, 11:45 AM

Atleast he is looking for money to further his life.

Not a bullet to end it.

BradM · 11-02-2005, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by detoxed

Coffee shop? Can I smoke weed in the back room if I invest? Thanks

Son, you can make a bong out of my ass and hit it all day if that tickles your fancy. As an investor you'll have unlimited power in our realm of coffee fantastico.

That's actually what I am going to call it.
Coffee Fantastico.

Then it sounds italian... and people like foreign stuff.

EroticySteve · 11-02-2005, 11:48 AM

A coffee shop would never fly, when was the last time you saw one of those actually make any money?

What a stupid idea.

Sorry, next thing you know you'll be saying how people want to give up records and put music on a tiny digital music player with a color screen and a clickwheel.

SHEESH.

Nismo · 11-02-2005, 11:48 AM

paypal sent.

BradM · 11-02-2005, 11:49 AM

Paypal is: [email protected]

Dagwolf · 11-02-2005, 11:51 AM

Hey Brad, hit me up. I'd like a coffee and a danish.

angelro · 11-02-2005, 11:51 AM

Interesting idea..

sextoyking · 11-02-2005, 11:54 AM

Coffee Fantastico
-------

Actually not that bad of a name

Screaming · 11-02-2005, 11:55 AM

epass ok? Don't have it in my paypal.

media · 11-02-2005, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

I want to open a coffee shop somewhere. I am not sure where. I also don't know the first thing about coffee but it can't be hard. Sell some shitty pastries and have a bunch of cool machines that make "grumble grumble cshhhhhhhhh" noises and spit out black goodness.

I will pay you $480,000 back. I know I can make a few million in my first couple months so I am not worried about it.

I'm stand up and top notch so don't worry about that.

Not to rain on your parade there Brad, but I know people in the coffee business, big people from actual brew houses to people that run multiple locations..

You will not make a couple million dollars in your first months..... Honestly, you could get something started for around $80,000 if you play your cards right and shop around and use some cheap labor for building your storefront crap..

You also better get ready for a pain in your ass with the health department in cali, they are real sticklers when it comes to coffee shops and what kinda rules you gotta follow..

What about employees? You will not be able to work it alone.. no matter how much you think you can after about 2-3 months it will get old and you will suffer a burnout...

My buddy was making about $350-$400 a day off one location inside a gas station, and that is instant foot traffic.. so think about that in terms of money made.. his cost was about .35 per beverage. you can do the math, but once the traffic is built up, it stays pretty steady.. and only goes up more... He does not make alot of cash overall per location, but he has multiple locations..

Serge Litehead · 11-02-2005, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by EroticySteve

A coffee shop would never fly, when was the last time you saw one of those actually make any money?
SHEESH.

everytime i go to the nearest 7-11 and i go there couple of times per day for my coffee, there is always a coffee line. between 6-8 in the morning the line is huge. i'm pretty much sure owners do fine.

WiredGuy · 11-02-2005, 11:57 AM

How's your board line of credit?
WG

BradM · 11-02-2005, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

How's your board line of credit?
WG

It's really really good. Of course minus that scuffle with Sleazydream my credit is flawless.

zx35 · 11-02-2005, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve

A coffee shop would never fly, when was the last time you saw one of those actually make any money?

What a stupid idea.

Sorry, next thing you know you'll be saying how people want to give up records and put music on a tiny digital music player with a color screen and a clickwheel.

SHEESH.

Dalai lama · 11-02-2005, 12:01 PM

Money sent. Where's my coffee

sextoyking · 11-02-2005, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

How's your board line of credit?
WG

hahah, I laughed when I saw that posted WG

Shit, I have been posting since 1996-97, so I must have 850 board fico scores by now, LOL

Dagwolf · 11-02-2005, 01:02 PM

The coffee was weak. Please make some more.

I would have hit you up on ICQ but my PC is coin-operated and I'm out of quarters...

BradM · 11-02-2005, 01:19 PM

I've got a really sore ass. I have to sit on a down pillow.

J-$ · 11-02-2005, 01:31 PM

lol this message is brought to you by Captain Obvious :

BradM is NOT being serious. He is making fun of Dagwolf.
Dagwolf sold his children + trailer for 1000$paypal

BradM · 11-02-2005, 01:45 PM

Dagwolf · 11-02-2005, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by J-$

lol this message is brought to you by Captain Obvious :

BradM is NOT being serious. He is making fun of Dagwolf.
Dagwolf sold his children + trailer for 1000$paypal

And cowbell. I got a cowbell.

J-$ · 11-02-2005, 02:57 PM

oh yeah the cowbell. sorry bout dat

Bama · 11-02-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

have a bunch of cool machines that make "grumble grumble cshhhhhhhhh" noises and spit out black goodness.

THAT was fucking funny!

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