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Ace-wtf · 11-02-2005, 06:21 AM

this was posted in another forum worth a read

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"

"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."

Chris E · 11-02-2005, 06:30 AM

HAHA... funny!

The Ghost · 11-02-2005, 06:42 AM

Yikes. Reminds me of the JM movie where a fly lands inside of a gaping anus and is killed by a cock plunging deep inside. The dead fly then just lays on the rim of the girl's asshole for about a minute. A great moment in porno history.

Carry on

Sheri Santiago · 11-02-2005, 06:44 AM

ahahahaha!!!!!!

xclusive · 11-02-2005, 06:45 AM

lol that's great

sonofsam · 11-02-2005, 06:46 AM

lol thanks for the laugh

adamneve · 11-02-2005, 06:52 AM

LOL, drown it baby

Ace-wtf · 11-02-2005, 07:40 AM

yep, is there a lifeguard around?

sunshynevideo · 11-02-2005, 08:13 AM

An Oldies but surely a Goodie!

spideriux · 11-02-2005, 08:19 AM

hahaha :D

Ace-wtf · 11-02-2005, 11:49 AM

buzzzz up

Fresh · 11-02-2005, 11:52 AM

good one

Manowar · 11-02-2005, 11:53 AM

hahaha i like it

Ace-wtf · 11-02-2005, 04:58 PM

laughter is good for you lol

uvort · 11-02-2005, 05:00 PM

Haha, that's pretty good.

11-02-2005, 06:21 AM	#1
Ace-wtf Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: rolling for CASH Posts: 2,983	A Wasp in Pussy this was posted in another forum worth a read A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital. After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp. The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try." Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?" "Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!." __________________ Don't miss out on the new HYPE!!! icq: 226370630

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The Ghost IslandDollars.com Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Icq: 176176 Posts: 12,188	Yikes. Reminds me of the JM movie where a fly lands inside of a gaping anus and is killed by a cock plunging deep inside. The dead fly then just lays on the rim of the girl's asshole for about a minute. A great moment in porno history. Carry on __________________ ISLAND DOLLARS 1000's of Exclusive TS scenes / Constant Updates Best TS Network your surfers will ever join Last edited by The Ghost; 11-02-2005 at 06:44 AM..

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