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DWB · 11-02-2005, 12:14 AM

I have been banging my Fleshlight pretty much non-stop since it got here. Now I'm getting some spots & redness on my cock, is this normal?

Doctor Dre · 11-02-2005, 12:16 AM

That's what happens when you're using the wrong paysites to masturbate

split_joel · 11-02-2005, 12:18 AM

with a dick that small im sure its normal

j/k i have no idea might wanna get it checked out

Ramos · 11-02-2005, 12:19 AM

yuck yuck yuck

NoWhErE · 11-02-2005, 12:19 AM

Ummm, did you try using the end that has a hole in it?

woj · 11-02-2005, 12:23 AM

you need to use more lube dude...

DWB · 11-02-2005, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Ummm, did you try using the end that has a hole in it?

Ya but I bought it second hand from some Vietnamese guy. I'm thinking that maybe he put some broken glass or something inside it.

TexasDreams · 11-02-2005, 12:25 AM

I think you got one of them that Ramos pre-tested.

DWB · 11-02-2005, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

I think you got one of them that Ramos pre-tested.

Is he Vietnamese?

NoWhErE · 11-02-2005, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Ya but I bought it second hand from some Vietnamese guy. I'm thinking that maybe he put some broken glass or something inside it.

That actually reminds me of a joke my father told me when I was a kid.

This guy pays a hooker for a night of fucking. She's one of 'em dirty old hookers, ugly as hell.. but who cares? She's got a pussy!

So they start getting down and dirty, he slips inside and they get going. After awhile, she asks him : So baby, how do you like it?

The guy responds, Oh baby its so good, but, fuck, your pussy is rough... its starting to hurt!

So the hooker tells him to wait a second as she steps into the bathroom. 2 minutes later she comes out and they get back too it.

The guy says : Holy shit, this feels so smooth, its awesome! What did you do in there?

The hooker casually replies : I removed the scab.

Ya, come to think of it, my father is pretty fucked up for telling me that joke when I was a kid...

DWB · 11-02-2005, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

That actually reminds me of a joke my father told me when I was a kid.

This guy pays a hooker for a night of fucking. She's one of 'em dirty old hookers, ugly as hell.. but who cares? She's got a pussy!

So they start getting down and dirty, he slips inside and they get going. After awhile, she asks him : So baby, how do you like it?

The guy responds, Oh baby its so good, but, fuck, your pussy is rough... its starting to hurt!

So the hooker tells him to wait a second as she steps into the bathroom. 2 minutes later she comes out and they get back too it.

The guy says : Holy shit, this feels so smooth, its awesome! What did you do in there?

The hooker casually replies : I removed the scab.

Ya, come to think of it, my father is pretty fucked up for telling me that joke when I was a kid...

That's a good one.

SmokeyTheBear · 11-02-2005, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Ya, come to think of it, my father is pretty fucked up for telling me that joke when I was a kid...

At least you realise that

NoWhErE · 11-02-2005, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

At least you realise that

I'm reminded of it everyday when I wake up in this damn straight jacket! Do you know how long it takes me to type every reply with a pencil clenched between my teeth?

Now thats determination baby!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-02-2005, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

That actually reminds me of a joke my father told me when I was a kid.

This guy pays a hooker for a night of fucking. She's one of 'em dirty old hookers, ugly as hell.. but who cares? She's got a pussy!

So they start getting down and dirty, he slips inside and they get going. After awhile, she asks him : So baby, how do you like it?

The guy responds, Oh baby its so good, but, fuck, your pussy is rough... its starting to hurt!

So the hooker tells him to wait a second as she steps into the bathroom. 2 minutes later she comes out and they get back too it.

The guy says : Holy shit, this feels so smooth, its awesome! What did you do in there?

The hooker casually replies : I removed the scab.

Ya, come to think of it, my father is pretty fucked up for telling me that joke when I was a kid...

Yeah, especially a joke about himself and your mother. Are they still married?

As for you DWB, if you would quit trying to gag your fleshlight, you might not be suffering from the chafing and swollen redness.

You prolly should've gotten the penlight size as well:

ADG Webmaster

NoWhErE · 11-02-2005, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Yeah, especially a joke about himself and your mother. Are they still married?

As for you DWB, if you would quit trying to gag your fleshlight, you might not be suffering from the chafing and swollen redness.

You prolly should've gotten the penlight size as well:

ADG Webmaster

Nah my parents got divorced after my daddy went broke trying to pimp your 300 pound fatass mama

Vitasoy · 11-02-2005, 01:06 AM

I was not ready for that

je_rome · 11-02-2005, 02:54 AM

Man that really sucks. I'm pretty damn sure it's not normal.

Ace-wtf · 11-02-2005, 03:08 AM

did you run naked in the fields lol

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-02-2005, 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Nah my parents got divorced after my daddy went broke trying to pimp your 300 pound fatass mama

He told you it was my mama (who never weighed more than 120 pounds in her life)? He really is a joker - it was your sister he was pimping.

The real reason your parents divorced though was because they were embarassed about spawning you NoWhErE boy.

ADG Webmaster

reed_4 · 11-02-2005, 05:19 AM

YOu needed a refund an you needed right now for the penis operation.

11-02-2005, 12:14 AM	#1
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