Originally Posted by NoWhErE

That actually reminds me of a joke my father told me when I was a kid.



This guy pays a hooker for a night of fucking. She's one of 'em dirty old hookers, ugly as hell.. but who cares? She's got a pussy!

So they start getting down and dirty, he slips inside and they get going. After awhile, she asks him : So baby, how do you like it?

The guy responds, Oh baby its so good, but, fuck, your pussy is rough... its starting to hurt!

So the hooker tells him to wait a second as she steps into the bathroom. 2 minutes later she comes out and they get back too it.

The guy says : Holy shit, this feels so smooth, its awesome! What did you do in there?

The hooker casually replies : I removed the scab.

Ya, come to think of it, my father is pretty fucked up for telling me that joke when I was a kid...