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MadCat · 11-01-2005, 11:25 AM

Is it possible to kill someone in seconds, before their bodyguards come to subdue you?

If so, how?

wdsguy · 11-01-2005, 11:26 AM

ninjitsu skills

dunefield · 11-01-2005, 11:27 AM

faster than your cat pouncing in your sig...

mastermikex · 11-01-2005, 11:27 AM

break their neck is all i can think of....maybe punch them really hard in the adams apple or something and hope they choke to death

Murderous · 11-01-2005, 11:27 AM

instantly.

DutchTeenCash · 11-01-2005, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Murderous

instantly.

yup with the right kick its 1 sec, if you know how

Babagirls · 11-01-2005, 11:28 AM

takes one good hit to the nose, pushin it up through the brain. done deal.

nofx · 11-01-2005, 11:28 AM

4.20 seconds

SilentKnight · 11-01-2005, 11:29 AM

If it were an iBill rep - 3.2 secs.

Libertine · 11-01-2005, 11:31 AM

Judging from this thread, keyboard warriors are the most deadly assassins in the world. I suspect that in a few moments, someone will actually post about being able to kill in negative time - moving so fast the act will have happened before you started doing it.

KMR Stitch · 11-01-2005, 11:32 AM

Another GREAT THREAD FROM DORKJEDI

mortenb · 11-01-2005, 11:33 AM

why the fuck would I want to kill anyone with my bare hands? even if i did want someone dead I wouldn't do it myself..

DutchTeenCash · 11-01-2005, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

If it were an iBill rep - 3.2 secs.

less cause there will be others who are volunteering to help

media · 11-01-2005, 11:34 AM

Jam a ice pick in the side of someones eye socket.. you'll see how fast they die..

Or jam a knife in and upward swing into the sternum of someone and twist it, that will fuck their heart pretty quick..

SmokeyTheBear · 11-01-2005, 11:36 AM

why use your bare hands ?

You could easily inject them with something that would kill them.

media · 11-01-2005, 11:37 AM

Oh.. you said bare hands...

Well, with that you'd need to break someones wind pipe.. you'd need to spear punch them perfectly in the throat, or if you get them down on the ground just punch their throat repeatedly until they start spitting up blood...

xclusive · 11-01-2005, 11:41 AM

Fast enough

Manowar · 11-01-2005, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

Judging from this thread, keyboard warriors are the most deadly assassins in the world. I suspect that in a few moments, someone will actually post about being able to kill in negative time - moving so fast the act will have happened before you started doing it.

MadCat · 11-01-2005, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

why use your bare hands ?

You could easily inject them with something that would kill them.

in case youre scanned for any weapons.

swedguy · 11-01-2005, 01:02 PM

Give me an hour or two and I might make it.

dunefield · 11-01-2005, 04:25 PM

Joesho · 11-01-2005, 04:26 PM

it depends on how many fingers I used

EroticySteve · 11-01-2005, 04:28 PM

Did someone say BEAR hands?

Pleasurepays · 11-01-2005, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

Judging from this thread, keyboard warriors are the most deadly assassins in the world. I suspect that in a few moments, someone will actually post about being able to kill in negative time - moving so fast the act will have happened before you started doing it.

saved me the time of writing it.

pornguy · 11-01-2005, 04:35 PM

Lots of funny posts in this thread.

poe · 11-01-2005, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

Judging from this thread, keyboard warriors are the most deadly assassins in the world. I suspect that in a few moments, someone will actually post about being able to kill in negative time - moving so fast the act will have happened before you started doing it.

Did it work?

After Shock Media · 11-01-2005, 04:46 PM

Are we talking before or after I wash my hands after I return from the bathroom?

Verbal · 11-01-2005, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

Judging from this thread, keyboard warriors are the most deadly assassins in the world. I suspect that in a few moments, someone will actually post about being able to kill in negative time - moving so fast the act will have happened before you started doing it.

Brilliant!

That might be the funniest thing I've ever read on GFY

paperboy · 11-01-2005, 05:01 PM

3 seconds with a jiujitsu neck lock

SeniorX · 11-01-2005, 06:15 PM

breaking the neck, crushing the throat, picking subject up and throwing head-first against the floor.

if you can get a pencil or spoon past security then push that into the ear all the way to the brain. or continously hit them with a heavy glass, e.g. whiskey glass against their head.

you need strength and practice to pull these off.

VicD · 11-01-2005, 06:25 PM

people die anyway

Nicky · 11-01-2005, 06:30 PM

If you know how you can twist someones neck in a second

MikeyFingaz · 11-01-2005, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeniorX

breaking the neck, crushing the throat, picking subject up and throwing head-first against the floor.

if you can get a pencil or spoon past security then push that into the ear all the way to the brain. or continously hit them with a heavy glass, e.g. whiskey glass against their head.

you need strength and practice to pull these off.

RonUSMC · 11-01-2005, 06:35 PM

Faster if you are holding a gun.

PixeLs · 11-01-2005, 07:48 PM

Sorry to disappoint you guys but killing is not my up of tea.

dig420 · 11-01-2005, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paperboy

3 seconds with a jiujitsu neck lock

nah, takes about 7 or 8 seconds to put them out with an RNC. Then you could let go and smash thier skull on the floor I suppose...

tristan_D · 11-02-2005, 06:16 PM

Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

Doctor Dre · 11-02-2005, 06:18 PM

Definitly possible to do it in couple seconds...

who · 11-02-2005, 06:22 PM

I could never kill someone.

Mr. Jim · 11-02-2005, 06:44 PM

elbow strike to the trechia crushing the windpipe and producing swelling in the throat that will close off the airway...the pain alone is enough to render an opponant unconcious...then they will suffocate as those around try to figure out what has happend...

DamageX · 11-02-2005, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by thinkx

yup with the right kick its 1 sec, if you know how

Kick?

Aside from the fact that he said bare hands, a kick will take longer to execute than a punch.

nico-t · 11-02-2005, 06:55 PM

the 5-point-something-move
learned it from the kill bill movie

sonofsam · 11-02-2005, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

Judging from this thread, keyboard warriors are the most deadly assassins in the world. I suspect that in a few moments, someone will actually post about being able to kill in negative time - moving so fast the act will have happened before you started doing it.

potter · 11-02-2005, 06:59 PM

All these people talking about crushing someone's windpipe.

#1 It isn't that easy to do.
#2 It takes nearly five minutes to suffocate
#3 It's very easy to save someone with a broken windpipe

But yeah, I don't really know many ways to kill someone within seconds using just bare hands. I'm a webmaster, not a trained assasin.

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

Judging from this thread, keyboard warriors are the most deadly assassins in the world. I suspect that in a few moments, someone will actually post about being able to kill in negative time - moving so fast the act will have happened before you started doing it.

So true

DatingGold · 11-02-2005, 07:12 PM

take me about 3 weeks

montythestrange · 11-02-2005, 07:17 PM

i'd take off his arm and beat him with it.

tis but a flesh wound.

sexxxydesign.com · 11-02-2005, 07:26 PM

Mr. Spock was able to do it !!!

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