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MadCat 11-01-2005 11:25 AM

How fast could you kill someone with your bare hands?
 
Is it possible to kill someone in seconds, before their bodyguards come to subdue you?

If so, how?

wdsguy 11-01-2005 11:26 AM

ninjitsu skills

dunefield 11-01-2005 11:27 AM

faster than your cat pouncing in your sig...

mastermikex 11-01-2005 11:27 AM

break their neck is all i can think of....maybe punch them really hard in the adams apple or something and hope they choke to death

Murderous 11-01-2005 11:27 AM

instantly.

DutchTeenCash 11-01-2005 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murderous
instantly.

yup with the right kick its 1 sec, if you know how

Babagirls 11-01-2005 11:28 AM

takes one good hit to the nose, pushin it up through the brain. done deal.

nofx 11-01-2005 11:28 AM

4.20 seconds

SilentKnight 11-01-2005 11:29 AM

If it were an iBill rep - 3.2 secs.

Libertine 11-01-2005 11:31 AM

Judging from this thread, keyboard warriors are the most deadly assassins in the world. I suspect that in a few moments, someone will actually post about being able to kill in negative time - moving so fast the act will have happened before you started doing it.

KMR Stitch 11-01-2005 11:32 AM

Another GREAT THREAD FROM DORKJEDI

mortenb 11-01-2005 11:33 AM

why the fuck would I want to kill anyone with my bare hands? even if i did want someone dead I wouldn't do it myself..

DutchTeenCash 11-01-2005 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
If it were an iBill rep - 3.2 secs.

less cause there will be others who are volunteering to help :winkwink:

media 11-01-2005 11:34 AM

Jam a ice pick in the side of someones eye socket.. you'll see how fast they die..

Or jam a knife in and upward swing into the sternum of someone and twist it, that will fuck their heart pretty quick..

SmokeyTheBear 11-01-2005 11:36 AM

why use your bare hands ?

You could easily inject them with something that would kill them.

media 11-01-2005 11:37 AM

Oh.. you said bare hands...

Well, with that you'd need to break someones wind pipe.. you'd need to spear punch them perfectly in the throat, or if you get them down on the ground just punch their throat repeatedly until they start spitting up blood...

xclusive 11-01-2005 11:41 AM

Fast enough

Manowar 11-01-2005 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Judging from this thread, keyboard warriors are the most deadly assassins in the world. I suspect that in a few moments, someone will actually post about being able to kill in negative time - moving so fast the act will have happened before you started doing it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MadCat 11-01-2005 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
why use your bare hands ?

You could easily inject them with something that would kill them.

in case youre scanned for any weapons.

swedguy 11-01-2005 01:02 PM

Give me an hour or two and I might make it.

dunefield 11-01-2005 04:25 PM

http://barely18movies.com/files/chaingun.jpg

Joesho 11-01-2005 04:26 PM

it depends on how many fingers I used :)

EroticySteve 11-01-2005 04:28 PM

Did someone say BEAR hands?http://www.puppetjungle.com/images/10inch/bear.JPG

Pleasurepays 11-01-2005 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Judging from this thread, keyboard warriors are the most deadly assassins in the world. I suspect that in a few moments, someone will actually post about being able to kill in negative time - moving so fast the act will have happened before you started doing it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

saved me the time of writing it.

pornguy 11-01-2005 04:35 PM

Lots of funny posts in this thread.

poe 11-01-2005 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Judging from this thread, keyboard warriors are the most deadly assassins in the world. I suspect that in a few moments, someone will actually post about being able to kill in negative time - moving so fast the act will have happened before you started doing it.

Did it work?

After Shock Media 11-01-2005 04:46 PM

Are we talking before or after I wash my hands after I return from the bathroom?

Verbal 11-01-2005 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Judging from this thread, keyboard warriors are the most deadly assassins in the world. I suspect that in a few moments, someone will actually post about being able to kill in negative time - moving so fast the act will have happened before you started doing it.

Brilliant! :thumbsup

That might be the funniest thing I've ever read on GFY

paperboy 11-01-2005 05:01 PM

3 seconds with a jiujitsu neck lock

SeniorX 11-01-2005 06:15 PM

breaking the neck, crushing the throat, picking subject up and throwing head-first against the floor.

if you can get a pencil or spoon past security then push that into the ear all the way to the brain. or continously hit them with a heavy glass, e.g. whiskey glass against their head.

you need strength and practice to pull these off.

VicD 11-01-2005 06:25 PM

people die anyway

Nicky 11-01-2005 06:30 PM

If you know how you can twist someones neck in a second

MikeyFingaz 11-01-2005 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeniorX
breaking the neck, crushing the throat, picking subject up and throwing head-first against the floor.

if you can get a pencil or spoon past security then push that into the ear all the way to the brain. or continously hit them with a heavy glass, e.g. whiskey glass against their head.

you need strength and practice to pull these off.

:winkwink:

RonUSMC 11-01-2005 06:35 PM

Faster if you are holding a gun.

http://www.halogod.com/albums/Owned-...r_hit_it_2.jpg

PixeLs 11-01-2005 07:48 PM

Sorry to disappoint you guys but killing is not my up of tea.

dig420 11-01-2005 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paperboy
3 seconds with a jiujitsu neck lock

nah, takes about 7 or 8 seconds to put them out with an RNC. Then you could let go and smash thier skull on the floor I suppose...

tristan_D 11-02-2005 06:16 PM

Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

Doctor Dre 11-02-2005 06:18 PM

Definitly possible to do it in couple seconds...

who 11-02-2005 06:22 PM

I could never kill someone.

Mr. Jim 11-02-2005 06:44 PM

elbow strike to the trechia crushing the windpipe and producing swelling in the throat that will close off the airway...the pain alone is enough to render an opponant unconcious...then they will suffocate as those around try to figure out what has happend...

DamageX 11-02-2005 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx
yup with the right kick its 1 sec, if you know how

Kick? :1orglaugh

Aside from the fact that he said bare hands, a kick will take longer to execute than a punch.

nico-t 11-02-2005 06:55 PM

the 5-point-something-move
learned it from the kill bill movie

sonofsam 11-02-2005 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Judging from this thread, keyboard warriors are the most deadly assassins in the world. I suspect that in a few moments, someone will actually post about being able to kill in negative time - moving so fast the act will have happened before you started doing it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

potter 11-02-2005 06:59 PM

All these people talking about crushing someone's windpipe.

#1 It isn't that easy to do.
#2 It takes nearly five minutes to suffocate
#3 It's very easy to save someone with a broken windpipe

But yeah, I don't really know many ways to kill someone within seconds using just bare hands. I'm a webmaster, not a trained assasin.

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Judging from this thread, keyboard warriors are the most deadly assassins in the world. I suspect that in a few moments, someone will actually post about being able to kill in negative time - moving so fast the act will have happened before you started doing it.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh So true :thumbsup

DatingGold 11-02-2005 07:12 PM

take me about 3 weeks

montythestrange 11-02-2005 07:17 PM

i'd take off his arm and beat him with it.

tis but a flesh wound.

sexxxydesign.com 11-02-2005 07:26 PM

Mr. Spock was able to do it !!!


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