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vegasdude · 03-13-2002, 08:43 AM

can someone come up with a laywer looking message to send to a host.

Its about one of my competition who is posting false information about one of my mainstream sites and If I could save some $$$ if some1 inhere just had that kinda letter laying around I would be very happy

Thankz in advance!

Vegaz

12clicks · 03-13-2002, 09:24 AM

start/fishbone voice
hello dare, dis em Hughes Mercedes and I be representin' vegasdude.
It am come to mah attentions dat a gentlmans you am hosting am befouling my most esteemable client, namely one vegasdude, with fasle accusations an ungodly expersions. We insist upon the remedy of removing dis fellow from the faced of da world wides web. Futhermore, and with the utmost conclusions, failure to comply wit our most ameniable requests will resultin' in my client, whoms bah de way is a big muckedy muck, filing suit in the highest of federal courts for conspirin', coludin', colaberatin', and profumigatin against himselves.
end/fishbone voice

this usually works for me

LiveDose · 03-13-2002, 09:24 AM

Hey Vegas,

If I was going to send any kind of legal doc to someone I would definitely let a lawyer write it to cover my ass and most of the time a professionally written letter will squash the situation. Most trouble makers are pussies...

Do it right, do it once....

my

Peace,
LD

LiveDose · 03-13-2002, 09:26 AM

Eh, fuck it. Use 12clicks' letter, looks fine to me!

LD

vegasdude · 03-13-2002, 09:32 AM

lol If I had to write it myself it would prolly sound like 12materz letter

I was hoping one could write such prof sounding letter or did it in the past and still had a copy...

greentea · 03-13-2002, 09:39 AM

Vegasdude

We thought you had a lawyer, didnt you say yesturday cos a surfer pissed you off, your were going to stick a lawyer on them??

What happened, he cant give you this?

kmanrox · 03-13-2002, 09:40 AM

richard chapo will do it for a great price;

http://www.adultinternetlaw.com/

421Fill · 03-13-2002, 10:07 AM

12Clicks, are you referring to Fishbone of "Give A Monkey A Brain" fame? You know Lemon Mereingue Pie, and all that good shit.

Regarding the question, though... Yeah it would be better to have your lawyer to do it.

UnseenWorld · 03-13-2002, 10:11 AM

I don't know of any webmasters who write legal notices, sorry. Perhaps, though, you can direct me to a lawyer who offers competitive hosting prices with little or no downtime.

zubr · 03-13-2002, 10:47 AM

12 clicks, you are da man!!

vegasdude · 03-13-2002, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
Vegasdude

We thought you had a lawyer, didnt you say yesturday cos a surfer pissed you off, your were going to stick a lawyer on them??

What happened, he cant give you this?

It costz bling bling just to talk with her!!!!!!!! so if I could save a nickle or two here I would rather do that

it costed me $2k just for her to write me my ToS for one of my sites!

wanna make bling bling then become a laywer

Peace!
Vegaz

greentea · 03-13-2002, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vegasdude

It costz bling bling just to talk with her!!!!!!!! so if I could save a nickle or two here I would rather do that

it costed me $2k just for her to write me my ToS for one of my sites!

wanna make bling bling then become a laywer

Peace!
Vegaz

Dam dood she is BLING BLING!

I feel for you.

vegasdude · 03-13-2002, 11:36 AM

yeah but she is also one of the few who knowz her shit about internet and law! well still hoping to save some bling

Vegaz

03-13-2002, 08:43 AM	#1
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	legal notise can someone come up with a laywer looking message to send to a host. Its about one of my competition who is posting false information about one of my mainstream sites and If I could save some $$$ if some1 inhere just had that kinda letter laying around I would be very happy Thankz in advance! Vegaz

03-13-2002, 09:24 AM	#2
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,810	start/fishbone voice hello dare, dis em Hughes Mercedes and I be representin' vegasdude. It am come to mah attentions dat a gentlmans you am hosting am befouling my most esteemable client, namely one vegasdude, with fasle accusations an ungodly expersions. We insist upon the remedy of removing dis fellow from the faced of da world wides web. Futhermore, and with the utmost conclusions, failure to comply wit our most ameniable requests will resultin' in my client, whoms bah de way is a big muckedy muck, filing suit in the highest of federal courts for conspirin', coludin', colaberatin', and profumigatin against himselves. end/fishbone voice this usually works for me __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

03-13-2002, 09:24 AM	#3
LiveDose Show Yer Tits! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Out there... Posts: 25,792	Hey Vegas, If I was going to send any kind of legal doc to someone I would definitely let a lawyer write it to cover my ass and most of the time a professionally written letter will squash the situation. Most trouble makers are pussies... Do it right, do it once.... my Peace, LD __________________ Scammer Alert: acer19 acer [email protected] [email protected] Money stolen using PayPal

03-13-2002, 09:26 AM	#4
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03-13-2002, 09:32 AM	#5
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	lol If I had to write it myself it would prolly sound like 12materz letter I was hoping one could write such prof sounding letter or did it in the past and still had a copy... __________________ Did you fucking talk to me??! Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

03-13-2002, 09:39 AM	#6
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	Vegasdude We thought you had a lawyer, didnt you say yesturday cos a surfer pissed you off, your were going to stick a lawyer on them?? What happened, he cant give you this?

03-13-2002, 09:40 AM	#7
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03-13-2002, 10:07 AM	#8
421Fill Super Mario Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Swenson's Avatar Posts: 20,450	12Clicks, are you referring to Fishbone of "Give A Monkey A Brain" fame? You know Lemon Mereingue Pie, and all that good shit. Regarding the question, though... Yeah it would be better to have your lawyer to do it. __________________ Put baked beans on your hotdog. Thank me later.

03-13-2002, 10:11 AM	#9
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	I don't know of any webmasters who write legal notices, sorry. Perhaps, though, you can direct me to a lawyer who offers competitive hosting prices with little or no downtime. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

03-13-2002, 10:47 AM	#10
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03-13-2002, 11:36 AM	#13
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	yeah but she is also one of the few who knowz her shit about internet and law! well still hoping to save some bling Vegaz