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$$$ · 10-30-2005, 03:24 PM

not planning on offing myself or anything, just seeing what you guys have came up with

NickPapageorgio · 10-30-2005, 03:25 PM

Exhaust pipe and a $5 garden hose...enjoy

$$$ · 10-30-2005, 03:26 PM

anything safer? it seems that'd be risking turning yourself into a vegitible

NickPapageorgio · 10-30-2005, 03:26 PM

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NickPapageorgio · 10-30-2005, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$

anything safer? it seems that'd be risking turning yourself into a vegitible

Ya...you got to make sure to off your entire family first so there are no interruptions...that way they can't break in and get you out in that "turning into a vegetable" stage...

Harmon · 10-30-2005, 03:27 PM

Post on GFY for a year or 2 non stop like some of the clowns here. Technically, your not physically dead... but socially and mentally? Dead

And it's free

Mutt · 10-30-2005, 03:27 PM

pills - just make sure you take enough to finish the job.

NickPapageorgio · 10-30-2005, 03:28 PM

Then again...a bullet is cheap...and I am pretty sure you're not going to feel it exit the other side of your skull...

dig420 · 10-30-2005, 03:28 PM

death by old age

Zprogramz · 10-30-2005, 03:29 PM

jumping in front of a moving train seems pretty painless

Libertine · 10-30-2005, 03:29 PM

It is said that drowning isn't a bad way to go. Swallowing a gun is quick and definitely efficient, and the pain won't last long. A few dozen sleeping pills could do the trick without you feeling any pain, but chances of throwing up, being found, having your stomach pumped and surviving are fairly big. Jumping from a building will probably hurt like fuck, but hey, at least you get to fly.

So many ways, and you only need one ;)

bringer · 10-30-2005, 03:31 PM

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potter · 10-30-2005, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Post on GFY for a year or 2 non stop like some of the clowns here. Technically, your not physically dead... but socially and mentally? Dead

And it's free

vvq · 10-30-2005, 03:31 PM

cut your head off with a chainsaw or feed yourself to a shark.

Juilan · 10-30-2005, 03:32 PM

Ask the Suicide Girls

ms.mo,richey · 10-30-2005, 03:41 PM

overdose on zanax you wont feel a thing guarenteed.

Fabien · 10-30-2005, 04:56 PM

Readin' posts

Rochard · 10-30-2005, 05:18 PM

Jesus fucking christ, just blow your head off with a shotgun and get it over with already. It's instant. No pain.

pornguy · 10-30-2005, 05:23 PM

Walk onto an expressway, infront of a truck moving 70mph.

Pipecrew · 10-30-2005, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

It is said that drowning isn't a bad way to go. Swallowing a gun is quick and definitely efficient, and the pain won't last long. A few dozen sleeping pills could do the trick without you feeling any pain, but chances of throwing up, being found, having your stomach pumped and surviving are fairly big. Jumping from a building will probably hurt like fuck, but hey, at least you get to fly.

So many ways, and you only need one ;)

Drowning? thats gotta be fucking terrifying

sherie · 10-30-2005, 07:26 PM

Carbon or drugs, I would think. Good luck! ;)

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-30-2005, 07:33 PM

I have advised on this very matter many times and I gotta tell ya it depends on your age

if youre a weird teen with no friends then the best way is to poision yourself its pretty easy really and it makes you feel like nothing you ever did before

if you are a mid 30's loser who dosent even have a girlfriend the HIV is your friend. just find a bath house and pretend to be bisexual you wil be the life of the party

now if you are over 40 and lonely then serial killer suicide is the choice for you be sure to take plenty of strangers with you and leave really deep sounding cryptic messages

just remember nobody understands a dead man and you will have them all confused in the end

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if all else fails sign up for the US military with a republican in the white house

you will be dead in no time

who · 10-30-2005, 08:10 PM

The most alluring suicide method is living life to the fullest.

dready · 10-30-2005, 08:14 PM

Car Exhaust through a vacuum hose.
Heroin overdose.
12 gauge through the eyeball or mouth.

Slick · 10-30-2005, 08:16 PM

I wouldn't do the shotgun thing because there's a guy that lives in town here that tried that, the blast didn't go through his brain, it went through the side of his face, so now he's still alive and he looks pretty fucked up.

Slick · 10-30-2005, 08:17 PM

If i was gonna do it, I'd do the garden hose/exhaust path. It'd be nice because you could just put on your favorite music and then just pass out and that's it. You couldn't beat that.

tony286 · 10-30-2005, 08:25 PM

Through early morning fog I see
The visions of the things to be
Their pains that are withheld from me
I realize, and I can see

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
If I please

The game of life is hard to play
Im gonna lose it anyway
The losing card i'll some day lay
So this is all I have to say

That Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
If I please

The sword of time will pierce our skin
It doesnt matter where it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it brim

Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
If I please

A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be, or not to be?
And I replied,oh why ask me?
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
If I please

And you can do the same thing
If you please

Meta Ridley · 10-30-2005, 09:30 PM

Pills hardly work.

Least painless and most efictive? Nitrogen.
Get an air tight gas mask and a nitrogen tank. Hook it all up and breathe deeply. You will fall asleep and never wake up. And you don't have to worry about screwing up if you have a mask on.

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Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	It is said that drowning isn't a bad way to go. Swallowing a gun is quick and definitely efficient, and the pain won't last long. A few dozen sleeping pills could do the trick without you feeling any pain, but chances of throwing up, being found, having your stomach pumped and surviving are fairly big. Jumping from a building will probably hurt like fuck, but hey, at least you get to fly. So many ways, and you only need one ;) __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

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pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! Posts: 5,133	I have advised on this very matter many times and I gotta tell ya it depends on your age if youre a weird teen with no friends then the best way is to poision yourself its pretty easy really and it makes you feel like nothing you ever did before if you are a mid 30's loser who dosent even have a girlfriend the HIV is your friend. just find a bath house and pretend to be bisexual you wil be the life of the party now if you are over 40 and lonely then serial killer suicide is the choice for you be sure to take plenty of strangers with you and leave really deep sounding cryptic messages just remember nobody understands a dead man and you will have them all confused in the end ---------------------- if all else fails sign up for the US military with a republican in the white house you will be dead in no time

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who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	The most alluring suicide method is living life to the fullest.

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dready Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 5,247	Car Exhaust through a vacuum hose. Heroin overdose. 12 gauge through the eyeball or mouth. __________________ ICQ: 91139591

10-30-2005, 08:16 PM	#25
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	I wouldn't do the shotgun thing because there's a guy that lives in town here that tried that, the blast didn't go through his brain, it went through the side of his face, so now he's still alive and he looks pretty fucked up.

10-30-2005, 08:17 PM	#26
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	If i was gonna do it, I'd do the garden hose/exhaust path. It'd be nice because you could just put on your favorite music and then just pass out and that's it. You couldn't beat that.

10-30-2005, 08:25 PM	#27
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Through early morning fog I see The visions of the things to be Their pains that are withheld from me I realize, and I can see That suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it If I please The game of life is hard to play Im gonna lose it anyway The losing card i'll some day lay So this is all I have to say That Suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it If I please The sword of time will pierce our skin It doesnt matter where it begins But as it works its way on in The pain grows stronger, watch it brim Suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it If I please A brave man once requested me To answer questions that are key Is it to be, or not to be? And I replied,oh why ask me? Suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it If I please And you can do the same thing If you please

10-30-2005, 09:30 PM	#28
Meta Ridley Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The land of ruleface and kickass Posts: 3,433	Pills hardly work. Least painless and most efictive? Nitrogen. Get an air tight gas mask and a nitrogen tank. Hook it all up and breathe deeply. You will fall asleep and never wake up. And you don't have to worry about screwing up if you have a mask on. __________________ [email protected]