what is the most painless & efficient method of suicide?
 

not planning on offing myself or anything, just seeing what you guys have came up with :)

Exhaust pipe and a $5 garden hose...enjoy :)

anything safer? it seems that'd be risking turning yourself into a vegitible

I predict this one being locked so let me get a http://earlmillercash.com in here right now. :)

Ya...you got to make sure to off your entire family first so there are no interruptions...that way they can't break in and get you out in that "turning into a vegetable" stage... :pimp

Post on GFY for a year or 2 non stop like some of the clowns here. Technically, your not physically dead... but socially and mentally? Dead :winkwink:

And it's free :upsidedow

pills - just make sure you take enough to finish the job.

Then again...a bullet is cheap...and I am pretty sure you're not going to feel it exit the other side of your skull...

death by old age

jumping in front of a moving train seems pretty painless

It is said that drowning isn't a bad way to go. Swallowing a gun is quick and definitely efficient, and the pain won't last long. A few dozen sleeping pills could do the trick without you feeling any pain, but chances of throwing up, being found, having your stomach pumped and surviving are fairly big. Jumping from a building will probably hurt like fuck, but hey, at least you get to fly.

So many ways, and you only need one ;)

:Oh crap :helpme

cut your head off with a chainsaw or feed yourself to a shark.

Ask the Suicide Girls :upsidedow

overdose on zanax you wont feel a thing guarenteed.

Readin' posts

Jesus fucking christ, just blow your head off with a shotgun and get it over with already. It's instant. No pain.

Walk onto an expressway, infront of a truck moving 70mph.

Drowning? thats gotta be fucking terrifying

Carbon or drugs, I would think. Good luck! ;)

I have advised on this very matter many times and I gotta tell ya it depends on your age

if youre a weird teen with no friends then the best way is to poision yourself its pretty easy really and it makes you feel like nothing you ever did before


if you are a mid 30's loser who dosent even have a girlfriend the HIV is your friend. just find a bath house and pretend to be bisexual you wil be the life of the party

now if you are over 40 and lonely then serial killer suicide is the choice for you be sure to take plenty of strangers with you and leave really deep sounding cryptic messages

just remember nobody understands a dead man and you will have them all confused in the end


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if all else fails sign up for the US military with a republican in the white house

you will be dead in no time

The most alluring suicide method is living life to the fullest.

Car Exhaust through a vacuum hose.
Heroin overdose.
12 gauge through the eyeball or mouth.

:thumbsup

I wouldn't do the shotgun thing because there's a guy that lives in town here that tried that, the blast didn't go through his brain, it went through the side of his face, so now he's still alive and he looks pretty fucked up.

If i was gonna do it, I'd do the garden hose/exhaust path. It'd be nice because you could just put on your favorite music and then just pass out and that's it. You couldn't beat that.

Through early morning fog I see
The visions of the things to be
Their pains that are withheld from me
I realize, and I can see

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
If I please

The game of life is hard to play
Im gonna lose it anyway
The losing card i'll some day lay
So this is all I have to say

That Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
If I please

The sword of time will pierce our skin
It doesnt matter where it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it brim

Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
If I please

A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be, or not to be?
And I replied,oh why ask me?
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
If I please

And you can do the same thing
If you please

Pills hardly work.



Least painless and most efictive? Nitrogen.
Get an air tight gas mask and a nitrogen tank. Hook it all up and breathe deeply. You will fall asleep and never wake up. And you don't have to worry about screwing up if you have a mask on.