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Wizzo · 03-12-2002, 11:03 AM

Targeted Toning...
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0302/abtoner.html

ElvisManson · 03-12-2002, 11:06 AM

Has anyone considered launching some "proximity marketing" ads over their site?

I think Redshoe has a site that might work well for that.

Jakke PNG · 03-12-2002, 11:06 AM

Quote:

"It took under one minute of viewing the commercial before Satan entered the boys' minds and they began thinking of a way they could wrap the device around their penises," said one Christian psychologist. "You can't really blame the boys. In reality, turning on a secular television station in a Christian home is like sending Lucifer a personal invitation to hold a picnic in your living room."

This part somehow takes the credibility imho.

buster · 03-12-2002, 11:11 AM

i bet there sales go up bad publicity is good publicity

ADIDAS · 03-12-2002, 11:38 AM

That is the funniest shit I have ever read!!!!

RedShoe · 03-12-2002, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson
Has anyone considered launching some "proximity marketing" ads over their site?

I think Redshoe has a site that might work well for that.

Proximity marketing?

I'm listening...

By the way, here is the next version of BornAgain-Christians
http://BornAgain-Christians.com/test.html

I'm doing some last minute tweaking. I want to make sure all my trades and links are pointed to the right place before I officially go live with it. Should be ready by this evening.

So Elvis, fill me in.

DarkJedi · 03-12-2002, 11:42 AM

ROFL !

"During this Sunday's service, Landover Baptist Pastor, Deacon Fred, informed a shocked congregation that the "Ab-Toner" caused muscles in the boys' private areas to harden and grow at such an accellerated rate that one of the youngsters nearly poked out his eye with the tip of his penis"

nazgul · 03-12-2002, 11:46 AM

Wow,

I am going to buy these and start selling them as "the penis enlargment system that works"

I will make Trillions!!!!!!!

ElvisManson · 03-12-2002, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe

Proximity marketing?

I'm listening...

By the way, here is the next version of BornAgain-Christians
http://BornAgain-Christians.com/test.html

I'm doing some last minute tweaking. I want to make sure all my trades and links are pointed to the right place before I officially go live with it. Should be ready by this evening.

So Elvis, fill me in.

"proximity marketing" is the term those annoying marketing companies use to describe the scum ware products that pop ads in front of our sites.

RedShoe · 03-12-2002, 11:54 AM

ahhh.

Thanks for filling me in.

ElvisManson · 03-12-2002, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
ahhh.
Thanks for filling me in.

NP...anytime!

bryany · 03-12-2002, 12:14 PM

"Aside from subliminal messages and sexually suggestive photos placed in the "Ab-Toner's" "

What do you mean aside? THe whole reason why I bought one was for that hot girl in a bikini!

ElvisManson · 03-12-2002, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bryany
"Aside from subliminal messages and sexually suggestive photos placed in the "Ab-Toner's" "

What do you mean aside? THe whole reason why I bought one was for that hot girl in a bikini!

I thought you bought it to enlarge your penis?

Za Ha · 03-12-2002, 01:59 PM

I have one of those things

Slick · 03-12-2002, 02:02 PM

I'm just waiting for someone to make a penis sized ab toner and market it as a penis enlarger. Does anyone wanna go in on a venture with me ??? We'll make MILLIONS !!

RAM · 03-12-2002, 02:52 PM

New niche...I was thinking of a site devoted to Cervix adjustments.

Or maybe one that is into Butt a lingus !!

then again there is the ever popular Prostate Massage.

ElvisManson · 03-12-2002, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RAM
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you could call it tossmysaladbitch.com

( tosmysalad.com was already taken)

railz · 03-12-2002, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slick
I'm just waiting for someone to make a penis sized ab toner and market it as a penis enlarger. Does anyone wanna go in on a venture with me ??? We'll make MILLIONS !!

I'm up for it, but you realize we'll be paying out those millions in lawsuits when someone gets a bright idea and wires it up to the mains?

5v = +5inches, so 110v = +110 Inches?

Satan · 03-12-2002, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

This part somehow takes the credibility imho.

Some how its ALWAYS my fault

bhutocracy · 03-12-2002, 08:32 PM

landover is the shit.. i've been getting their mailout for about 2 years...

tree · 03-12-2002, 10:05 PM

thats bullshit, it didnt hurt when i put it on my dick...changes the color slightly, but doesnt hurt

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tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	thats bullshit, it didnt hurt when i put it on my dick...changes the color slightly, but doesnt hurt