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bunky · 03-11-2002, 11:33 AM

What's the first thing u do when u wake up? i smoke a cig, check out GFY and get a shower

FATPad · 03-11-2002, 11:37 AM

Coffee.

railz · 03-11-2002, 11:40 AM

My "mornings" generally go:

Woken up by cat nibbling nose.
Get up and feed said cat - check her kittens are doing okay.
On the way to the shower, get pounced on by second cat.
Forget to turn on coffee maker. Go back, pounced on again, turn on coffee maker.
Shower
Make coffee - get mountain dew out of fridge.
Clean out litter tray. Pounced on again.
Boot up machine...

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 03-11-2002, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Coffee.

I'm with the padded one on this one .... I do not function until I have at least a half gallon of coffee into me ...

tree · 03-11-2002, 11:43 AM

bowls are for pussys i smoke my morning bong....way better than caffiene

cyberzen · 03-11-2002, 11:46 AM

1) smoke cig
2) check stats
3) check email

ServerGenius · 03-11-2002, 12:19 PM

1: Turn on computer
2 Grab a can of Coke (regular) from Fridge
3: Role a cigarette (Dutch thing)
4: Drink Coke while smoking Cigarette
5: Check GFY and some online news
6: Take a shower
7: Go for another smoke and Coke and start working

DynaMite

Cyndalie · 03-11-2002, 12:32 PM

Shit, shower, shave, smoke

ez12 · 03-11-2002, 12:39 PM

check stats, if they're good I jerk off if not I can't jerk off

so than I take a coffee first.

Jamdin · 03-11-2002, 12:40 PM

Put my eyeglasses on...

Za Ha · 03-11-2002, 12:58 PM

Other: Go back to sleep.

AWC · 03-11-2002, 01:01 PM

#1. Take a piss

the bulldog · 03-11-2002, 01:04 PM

Get my Fat Dick Sucked!!`

E-van · 03-11-2002, 01:05 PM

#1 scratch my balls
#2 coffee and a cig
#3 back to sleep

DarkJedi · 03-11-2002, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the bulldog
Get my Fat Dick Sucked!!`

You call 2 inch weenie a "fat dick" ?? ROFL !

the bulldog · 03-11-2002, 01:16 PM

it isn't tall but its very fat and greasy

just like sleazydream

Jamdin · 03-11-2002, 01:17 PM

If it's two inches wide, it's a fat dick

XXXPaysiteDesign · 03-11-2002, 01:19 PM

Take a superman style piss. You know what I'm talkin bout

Nickatilynx · 03-11-2002, 01:28 PM

First thing I do is spam the wife for coffee ;))

TaDoW · 03-11-2002, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign
Take a superman style piss. You know what I'm talkin bout

nope... no idea.

sasush · 03-11-2002, 02:30 PM

Run to the Comp and logon GFY

CamRabbit · 03-11-2002, 02:38 PM

I am always gonna to piss first!

SykkBoy · 03-11-2002, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx
First thing I do is spam the wife for coffee ;))

you stole my line ;)))

what is this "morning" phenomenon people speak of? ah yes, the time I go to bed...so when I wake up in the afternoon, first thing I do is doublecheck the ICQ spammer, then I kill a kitten, contemplate shaving,. but just mug in front of the mirror for an hour....then off to the altar for my first cup of blood...then onto the fridge for the code red mt. dew and then surf for porn at thehun.com

B.Diker · 03-11-2002, 02:47 PM

first i drink a cup of Water
then i check my icq messages > mails > stats

what a life . .

UnseenWorld · 03-11-2002, 03:13 PM

Other: You mean after I dispose of the body parts, put away the handcuffs and chains, and clean off the machete? I have a spot of Earl Grey. Does anyone do otherwise?

Lev · 03-11-2002, 03:17 PM

I go outside to check if my car is stolen, then logon to GFY

Jakke PNG · 03-11-2002, 03:40 PM

Daily routine:

#1 Alarm rings for over an hour.
#2 GF gets pissed and kicks me out of bed.
#3 I realize it's too late to make it to class.
#4 Make coffee, read paper and start moving towards school (if I feel like it), usually 4 hours late.

pipp · 03-11-2002, 03:57 PM

coffey. I need can not function with out, and some nicotin

spacedog · 03-11-2002, 04:12 PM

roll over, then open my eyes

tha_timinator · 03-11-2002, 04:33 PM

(0. in case i went out the night before and it was good: get rid of the hangover and the boner

)
1. turn on the coffeemachine
2. take a shower
3. spray deodorant
4. dress except my shirt
5. shave
6. put on aftershave
7. put on shirt
8. spray eau de toilette
9. style my hair
10. look in the mirror and tell myself i look damn good
11. take the coffee to my workingspace
12. put on the radio
13. check my e-mail & icq
14. check my todo-list
15. (if needed; walk to the supermarket nearby and buy some fresh bread, juice, milk, or whatever is needed.) then take a breakfast (some slices of bread, milk and fresh orange juice).
16. take care of the stuff that only can be taken care of during business-days/-times... mostly calling people and businesses.
17. take care of urgent things on the todolist
18. check gfy (while keeping a close eye on the time to make sure not to waste too much time - for some reason i always spend too much time at gfy)
19. do the 'regular job' - meaning a project i'm working on or whatever...

well that's about how my IDEAL workingday looks like... my biorhythm is pretty fucked up though... most of the days i wake up way too late...

Sly_RJ · 03-11-2002, 05:59 PM

Masterbate vigorously.

View Poll Results: First Thing u do when u wake up?
Smoke a Cigarette?	9	13.24%
Smoke a Bowl?	4	5.88%
Run to the Comp and logon GFY?	2	2.94%
Run to the Comp and check Stats?	16	23.53%
Run to the Comp and Check Email?	8	11.76%
Get Rid of "Morning Wood"?	16	23.53%
Take the animals out?	1	1.47%
Other? Please State:	12	17.65%
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03-11-2002, 12:19 PM	#7
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03-11-2002, 11:33 AM	#1
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03-11-2002, 11:37 AM	#2
FATPad Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,693	Coffee.

03-11-2002, 11:40 AM	#3
railz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,531	My "mornings" generally go: Woken up by cat nibbling nose. Get up and feed said cat - check her kittens are doing okay. On the way to the shower, get pounced on by second cat. Forget to turn on coffee maker. Go back, pounced on again, turn on coffee maker. Shower Make coffee - get mountain dew out of fridge. Clean out litter tray. Pounced on again. Boot up machine... __________________ This Space for Rent

03-11-2002, 11:43 AM	#5
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	bowls are for pussys i smoke my morning bong....way better than caffiene

03-11-2002, 11:46 AM	#6
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03-11-2002, 12:40 PM	#10
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03-11-2002, 12:58 PM	#11
Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	Other: Go back to sleep.

03-11-2002, 01:01 PM	#12
AWC Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Bumfuck Posts: 1,223	#1. Take a piss

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03-11-2002, 01:17 PM	#17
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	If it's two inches wide, it's a fat dick

03-11-2002, 01:19 PM	#18
XXXPaysiteDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Everett, WA Posts: 2,201	Take a superman style piss. You know what I'm talkin bout __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

03-11-2002, 01:28 PM	#19
Nickatilynx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: International Gypsy Posts: 819	First thing I do is spam the wife for coffee ;))

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sasush So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,026	Run to the Comp and logon GFY

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B.Diker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,286	first i drink a cup of Water then i check my icq messages > mails > stats what a life . .

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UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	Other: You mean after I dispose of the body parts, put away the handcuffs and chains, and clean off the machete? I have a spot of Earl Grey. Does anyone do otherwise? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

03-11-2002, 03:17 PM	#26
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	I go outside to check if my car is stolen, then logon to GFY

03-11-2002, 03:40 PM	#27
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Daily routine: #1 Alarm rings for over an hour. #2 GF gets pissed and kicks me out of bed. #3 I realize it's too late to make it to class. #4 Make coffee, read paper and start moving towards school (if I feel like it), usually 4 hours late. __________________ ..and I'm off.

03-11-2002, 03:57 PM	#28
pipp Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Where the sun don't shine Posts: 1,185	coffey. I need can not function with out, and some nicotin

03-11-2002, 04:12 PM	#29
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03-11-2002, 04:33 PM	#30
tha_timinator Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands Posts: 590	(0. in case i went out the night before and it was good: get rid of the hangover and the boner ) 1. turn on the coffeemachine 2. take a shower 3. spray deodorant 4. dress except my shirt 5. shave 6. put on aftershave 7. put on shirt 8. spray eau de toilette 9. style my hair 10. look in the mirror and tell myself i look damn good 11. take the coffee to my workingspace 12. put on the radio 13. check my e-mail & icq 14. check my todo-list 15. (if needed; walk to the supermarket nearby and buy some fresh bread, juice, milk, or whatever is needed.) then take a breakfast (some slices of bread, milk and fresh orange juice). 16. take care of the stuff that only can be taken care of during business-days/-times... mostly calling people and businesses. 17. take care of urgent things on the todolist 18. check gfy (while keeping a close eye on the time to make sure not to waste too much time - for some reason i always spend too much time at gfy) 19. do the 'regular job' - meaning a project i'm working on or whatever... well that's about how my IDEAL workingday looks like... my biorhythm is pretty fucked up though... most of the days i wake up way too late... __________________ CELEBRITYSTART.COM

03-11-2002, 05:59 PM	#31
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