First thing u do when u wake up?
 

What's the first thing u do when u wake up? i smoke a cig, check out GFY and get a shower

Coffee.

My "mornings" generally go:

Woken up by cat nibbling nose.
Get up and feed said cat - check her kittens are doing okay.
On the way to the shower, get pounced on by second cat.
Forget to turn on coffee maker. Go back, pounced on again, turn on coffee maker.
Shower
Make coffee - get mountain dew out of fridge.
Clean out litter tray. Pounced on again.
Boot up machine...

I'm with the padded one on this one .... I do not function until I have at least a half gallon of coffee into me ... :thumbsup

bowls are for pussys i smoke my morning bong....way better than caffiene :stoned

1) smoke cig
2) check stats
3) check email

1: Turn on computer
2 Grab a can of Coke (regular) from Fridge
3: Role a cigarette (Dutch thing)
4: Drink Coke while smoking Cigarette
5: Check GFY and some online news
6: Take a shower
7: Go for another smoke and Coke and start working

DynaMite

Shit, shower, shave, smoke

check stats, if they're good I jerk off if not I can't jerk off :( so than I take a coffee first.

Put my eyeglasses on...

Other: Go back to sleep.

#1. Take a piss

Get my Fat Dick Sucked!!` :winkwink: :winkwink:

#1 scratch my balls
#2 coffee and a cig
#3 back to sleep

You call 2 inch weenie a "fat dick" ?? ROFL !:1orglaugh

it isn't tall but its very fat and greasy

just like sleazydream

If it's two inches wide, it's a fat dick :winkwink:

Take a superman style piss. You know what I'm talkin bout :)

First thing I do is spam the wife for coffee ;))

nope... no idea.
:glugglug

Run to the Comp and logon GFY

:BangBang:

I am always gonna to piss first!

you stole my line ;)))


what is this "morning" phenomenon people speak of? ah yes, the time I go to bed...so when I wake up in the afternoon, first thing I do is doublecheck the ICQ spammer, then I kill a kitten, contemplate shaving,. but just mug in front of the mirror for an hour....then off to the altar for my first cup of blood...then onto the fridge for the code red mt. dew and then surf for porn at thehun.com

first i drink a cup of Water
then i check my icq messages > mails > stats

what a life . . :thumbsup

Other: You mean after I dispose of the body parts, put away the handcuffs and chains, and clean off the machete? I have a spot of Earl Grey. Does anyone do otherwise?

I go outside to check if my car is stolen, then logon to GFY :)

Daily routine:

#1 Alarm rings for over an hour.
#2 GF gets pissed and kicks me out of bed.
#3 I realize it's too late to make it to class.
#4 Make coffee, read paper and start moving towards school (if I feel like it), usually 4 hours late.:mad:

coffey. I need can not function with out, and some nicotin

roll over, then open my eyes :1orglaugh

(0. in case i went out the night before and it was good: get rid of the hangover and the boner :))
1. turn on the coffeemachine
2. take a shower
3. spray deodorant
4. dress except my shirt
5. shave
6. put on aftershave
7. put on shirt
8. spray eau de toilette
9. style my hair
10. look in the mirror and tell myself i look damn good
11. take the coffee to my workingspace
12. put on the radio
13. check my e-mail & icq
14. check my todo-list
15. (if needed; walk to the supermarket nearby and buy some fresh bread, juice, milk, or whatever is needed.) then take a breakfast (some slices of bread, milk and fresh orange juice).
16. take care of the stuff that only can be taken care of during business-days/-times... mostly calling people and businesses.
17. take care of urgent things on the todolist
18. check gfy (while keeping a close eye on the time to make sure not to waste too much time - for some reason i always spend too much time at gfy)
19. do the 'regular job' - meaning a project i'm working on or whatever...

well that's about how my IDEAL workingday looks like... my biorhythm is pretty fucked up though... most of the days i wake up way too late... :(

Masterbate vigorously.