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Mutt · 10-27-2005, 04:17 PM

put em right out on the streets the way we did as kids - make them walk until their feet bleed and their bag of candy weighs more than they do and they start dragging it on the sidewalk and it splits open and they lose half their haul - nothing wrong with a razor blade in an apple - we all had to deal with that at least once - nobody died.

FluxAds · 10-27-2005, 04:19 PM

don't forget the old lady on the block who hands out zip lock bags with 5 pennies in them...

After Shock Media · 10-27-2005, 04:22 PM

I agree.
And screw reflective tape, flashlights, glow sticks, and all that other saftey shit.
While your at it send your kid out with a pillow case as their candy bag, anything else is just stupid.

It is about time the children of today understood what risk and rewards is all about.

Mutt · 10-27-2005, 04:24 PM

oh yea - always a few do gooders too who wanted to just give out some pennies to put in a UNICEF box some kids were brainwashed into bringing along - told them I don't trust UNICEF as far as I can throw them and to just give me some candy and if not to fuck off.

Spunky · 10-27-2005, 04:25 PM

I just stole my candy from the little kids

After Shock Media · 10-27-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I just stole my candy from the little kids

Thats just part of the holiday and experience they need to learn. Be stealthy or at least learn to sacrifice the slower one in your group to the band of older kids out to mug you out of your loot.

Fletch XXX · 10-27-2005, 04:28 PM

so you know, there really has never been razors in candy apples.

its just like "baby killing satan rituals in america"

doesnt really ever happen, never did.

ive never heard of anyone getting a candy apple with razor in it.

After Shock Media · 10-27-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

so you know, there really has never been razors in candy apples.

its just like "baby killing satan rituals in america"

doesnt really ever happen, never did.

ive never heard of anyone getting a candy apple with razor in it.

Ditto but its funny as hell that hospitals still do free candy x-rays.

Alex · 10-27-2005, 04:33 PM

Fuck.

I remember years back when i would walk around with a pillowcase and no costume and just take candy. My parents would drop me off and pick me up hours later.

After Shock Media · 10-27-2005, 04:34 PM

This year I will stun gun any kid I see with a cell phone who rings my doorbell.

Fletch XXX · 10-27-2005, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Ditto but its funny as hell that hospitals still do free candy x-rays.

just like the "satanic baby killing rituals" shown as "happening in cities across america" by Geraldo Rivera every week during the 80s, it was constructed by christian fundamentalists and the neocons.

the christians strive on fear, and its during the remaining Pagan holidays that they have been using fear of "candy apples and razors" or poinsoned candy during Halloween.

ive read about this since Geraldo was doing those shows about the satan killings. I was very interested in them. Guess what, there has never been any - nor has any baby killing satanist killed a baby in america.

its all fake and made up to instill fear in the heathens and non christians.

je_rome · 10-27-2005, 06:53 PM

Kids should really enjoy halloween. It's their night.

miss wild · 10-28-2005, 03:02 PM

I agree with you je rome and they really had fun wearing their halloween costume

GlydeGirl · 10-28-2005, 03:38 PM

Kids definitely should get out and trick or treat in their neighbourhoods. I live sandwiched between an elementary school and a high school -- every year we get more than 150 kids at our door!

10-27-2005, 04:17 PM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Send Your Kids Out For Halloween! put em right out on the streets the way we did as kids - make them walk until their feet bleed and their bag of candy weighs more than they do and they start dragging it on the sidewalk and it splits open and they lose half their haul - nothing wrong with a razor blade in an apple - we all had to deal with that at least once - nobody died. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

10-27-2005, 04:19 PM	#2
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10-27-2005, 04:22 PM	#3
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	I agree. And screw reflective tape, flashlights, glow sticks, and all that other saftey shit. While your at it send your kid out with a pillow case as their candy bag, anything else is just stupid. It is about time the children of today understood what risk and rewards is all about. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

10-27-2005, 04:24 PM	#4
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	oh yea - always a few do gooders too who wanted to just give out some pennies to put in a UNICEF box some kids were brainwashed into bringing along - told them I don't trust UNICEF as far as I can throw them and to just give me some candy and if not to fuck off. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

10-27-2005, 04:25 PM	#5
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	I just stole my candy from the little kids __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

10-27-2005, 04:28 PM	#7
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	so you know, there really has never been razors in candy apples. its just like "baby killing satan rituals in america" doesnt really ever happen, never did. ive never heard of anyone getting a candy apple with razor in it. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

10-27-2005, 04:33 PM	#9
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	Fuck. I remember years back when i would walk around with a pillowcase and no costume and just take candy. My parents would drop me off and pick me up hours later. __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

10-27-2005, 04:34 PM	#10
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	This year I will stun gun any kid I see with a cell phone who rings my doorbell. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

10-27-2005, 06:53 PM	#12
je_rome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,846	Kids should really enjoy halloween. It's their night. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Join KlikRevenue.com Today!

10-28-2005, 03:02 PM	#13
miss wild Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,304	I agree with you je rome and they really had fun wearing their halloween costume __________________ [img]http://****************/sig/fhv3_b_624x80.gif[/img]

10-28-2005, 03:38 PM	#14
GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	Kids definitely should get out and trick or treat in their neighbourhoods. I live sandwiched between an elementary school and a high school -- every year we get more than 150 kids at our door!