Door to Door Soliciting at 2am! WTF??? - GoFuckYourself.com

OG LennyT · 10-27-2005, 09:20 AM

Early this morn, around 2:15 am, I was sitting in the living room surfing GFY and working on some adult sites. All of a sudden, knock knock on my door.

WTF? I thought.

Answer the door, a middle age woman is standing there in Nurse scrubs. Seems about average build, medium length brown hair, eyes kind of buggy (like maybe too much caffeine) and shes holding an old ass book.

"Sir, I am sorry if I woke you... I'm very sorry, sorry." She seems kind of pitiful

Tired and confused, I reply.

"What do you need?"

She holds up this book and tells me she lives in the condos on the other side of the pool and she may have talked to me before about buying some antiques.

With that, she holds the book up and offers it to me to take a look.

"No, I dont know you and I'm not interested in antiques." I replied and closed the door as she was saying good-night.

WTF was that?

I'm thinking she was either casing the joint, although I have been here ten years and this has always been a real peaceful neighborhood. (for Phoenix anyway)

Maybe she was a meth freak trying to score some cash for a little crystal.

weird shit anywho.

xclusive · 10-27-2005, 09:21 AM

i'd call the cops

BlingDaddy · 10-27-2005, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

i'd call the cops

Yup.

Paul Waters · 10-27-2005, 09:23 AM

Why didn't you invite her to come inside and take her clothes off?

OG LennyT · 10-27-2005, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Waters

Why didn't you invite her to come inside and take her clothes off?

I'm a married man with kids otherwise that would have been an option

WebairGerard · 10-27-2005, 09:25 AM

I would def call cops. she might be casing you out.

Matt 26z · 10-27-2005, 09:29 AM

Withdrawals, and needed quick money by selling her antiques? Should have looked at what she had.

OMG Jim · 10-27-2005, 09:30 AM

It had to have been a "Tweeker".

Sosa · 10-27-2005, 09:33 AM

jesus, fuck that

jawanda · 10-27-2005, 09:35 AM

Was she hot???

-P

MikeyFingaz · 10-27-2005, 09:37 AM

only good thing about a tweeker is you can get shit cheap cheap sometimes.......

BAKO · 10-27-2005, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by WebairGerard

I would def call cops. she might be casing you out.

I hate Rats FUck The Police

OG LennyT · 10-27-2005, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by jawanda

Was she hot???

-P

Not bad but like I said, bringing her in the casa wasnt an option.

All she had on her was an old ass book.

Going by my street knowledge and discussing it so far with friends and family, I would say she was trying to get a quick buck for some drugs. Simply pitiful

BAKO · 10-27-2005, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz

only good thing about a tweeker is you can get shit cheap cheap sometimes.......

Cheap Blowjobs Maybe

Bryan G · 10-27-2005, 09:45 AM

She wanted Money for drugs for sure

BAKO · 10-27-2005, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan

She wanted Money for drugs for sure

She wanted to nibble on cock

Phoenix · 10-27-2005, 09:53 AM

she wanted your antiques....to sell for some tweak

Enderprise · 10-27-2005, 09:55 AM

She wants your body. Let her have it for a few antiques!

jawanda · 10-27-2005, 09:56 AM

So a naughty nurse shows up on your doorstep at 2am ...

-P

iwbabes · 10-27-2005, 09:57 AM

It could have been a ghost who knows.

OG LennyT · 10-27-2005, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by jawanda

So a naughty nurse shows up on your doorstep at 2am ...

-P

Believe me, back in my younger, wilder days she would have been grabbing her ankles for a 20 spot.

Now, I am a firm believer in Karma and 'doing the right thing' and, in this case, 'not doing the wrong thing'.

HammerALL · 10-27-2005, 10:19 AM

Yeah that's scary - I would have introduced her to my puppy for sure!

The Duck · 10-27-2005, 10:31 AM

Drug-addicted nightliving antiques dealer, realitysite?

Ask her if she would concider porn, she can go around and ask people to buy antiques and offer a pussy with it and maybe some old ass china.

OG LennyT · 10-27-2005, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by kandah

Drug-addicted nightliving antiques dealer, realitysite?

Ask her if she would concider porn, she can go around and ask people to buy antiques and offer a pussy with it and maybe some old ass china.

LOL great idea

Crypt · 10-27-2005, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dvd316

Early this morn, around 2:15 am, I was sitting in the living room surfing GFY and working on some adult sites. All of a sudden, knock knock on my door.

WTF? I thought.

Answer the door, a middle age woman is standing there in Nurse scrubs. Seems about average build, medium length brown hair, eyes kind of buggy (like maybe too much caffeine) and shes holding an old ass book.

"Sir, I am sorry if I woke you... I'm very sorry, sorry." She seems kind of pitiful

Tired and confused, I reply.

"What do you need?"

She holds up this book and tells me she lives in the condos on the other side of the pool and she may have talked to me before about buying some antiques.

With that, she holds the book up and offers it to me to take a look.

"No, I dont know you and I'm not interested in antiques." I replied and closed the door as she was saying good-night.

WTF was that?

I'm thinking she was either casing the joint, although I have been here ten years and this has always been a real peaceful neighborhood. (for Phoenix anyway)

Maybe she was a meth freak trying to score some cash for a little crystal.

weird shit anywho.

wha wha wha · 10-27-2005, 01:09 PM

I always take advantage of drug addicts looking for a quick buck... they steal some high quality shit sometimes. I have a guy that comes by once a month in a pickup truck with a huge freezer full of steaks that he probably stole from work, no way i'm passing up stolen gormet steaks

LiveDose · 10-27-2005, 01:15 PM

Sounds like a great new niche. 'Naughty Nighttime Nurse Freak".

Definitely a druggie.

Trixxxia · 10-27-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

i'd call the cops

Yup - Most definitely, her bf was probably waiting outside, if you didn't answer, they would have broken in.

Ask your neighbours if she rang anyone else.

NoWhErE · 10-27-2005, 01:27 PM

I've seen some porn movies start out like this.

Doctor Dre · 10-27-2005, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by wha wha wha

I always take advantage of drug addicts looking for a quick buck... they steal some high quality shit sometimes. I have a guy that comes by once a month in a pickup truck with a huge freezer full of steaks that he probably stole from work, no way i'm passing up stolen gormet steaks

One time out of two there is a woman in front of the grocery stop at the bus stop trying to sell bags of steaks ... no waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I'ma buy cheap grocery steak anyways

phonesex · 10-27-2005, 02:02 PM

was she hot? should have invited her in and nailed her.

wha wha wha · 10-27-2005, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

One time out of two there is a woman in front of the grocery stop at the bus stop trying to sell bags of steaks ... no waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I'ma buy cheap grocery steak anyways

You ride the bus? I don't eat garbage, so I certainly wouldn't buy it.... what is your point?

OG LennyT · 10-27-2005, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by phonesex

was she hot? should have invited her in and nailed her.

I already covered this earlier in the thread

je_rome · 10-27-2005, 10:36 PM

That is so irritating. People sking for money so early in the morning.

Kassidy · 10-27-2005, 10:51 PM

wtf are you doing opening the door to a stranger at 2am?

Easton · 10-27-2005, 10:52 PM

i guarantee you that did not happen to you in North Scottsdale... lol

OG LennyT · 10-27-2005, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Easton

i guarantee you that did not happen to you in North Scottsdale... lol

Nope, I live by 99th Ave and Indian School bordering Avondale.

but your right, if we were in North Scottsdale she would be running the Meth lab not begging for it. LOL

Eve · 10-27-2005, 11:47 PM

No way, in N. Scottsdale they outsource the methlabs to south central.
Isn't 99th Ave. and I.S. Sun City area?

OG LennyT · 10-28-2005, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Eve

No way, in N. Scottsdale they outsource the methlabs to south central.
Isn't 99th Ave. and I.S. Sun City area?

Nah, I'm about ten minutes south of Sun City. I'm actually minutes from the new stadium going up, on the other side of the Loop 101

Bigdogg · 10-28-2005, 12:39 AM

she was setting you up... She had someone with her, if you didnt answer door they would have robbed your ass... She was staking you out..

emthree · 10-28-2005, 01:15 AM

Sig spot for when you get bound / gagged and robbed.

JK - talk to your neighbours.

reed_4 · 10-28-2005, 01:44 AM

Good thing you shut the door quickly of you might be end being a victim of such modus operandi.

10-27-2005, 09:20 AM	#1
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