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Old 10-27-2005, 04:01 AM   #1
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I'd kill myself if I had a dick this small (pic)

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Old 10-27-2005, 04:01 AM   #2
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me too

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Old 10-27-2005, 04:02 AM   #3
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Please tell me that's photo chopped
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Old 10-27-2005, 04:03 AM   #4
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do they really get that big
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Old 10-27-2005, 04:04 AM   #5
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that thing is so big it has its own zip code
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Old 10-27-2005, 04:07 AM   #6
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looks like he shaves to make it look bigger
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Old 10-27-2005, 04:31 AM   #7
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have to masterbate with just 1 finger and maybe your thumb, but i think the thumb would be too big haha
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Old 10-27-2005, 05:19 AM   #8
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Most of the time that is a result of some kind of operation where part of the penis is removed. I've seen it on tv once. It's either that or no penis at all.
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Old 10-27-2005, 05:29 AM   #9
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deepthroat THAT girls!
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Old 10-27-2005, 05:45 AM   #10
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Looks like a big clit...
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Old 10-27-2005, 05:50 AM   #11
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Pretty close!
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Old 10-27-2005, 05:51 AM   #12
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wow, 2 inches erected, I need to get a fast size
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Old 10-27-2005, 05:55 AM   #13
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freud would be freaked out himself
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Old 10-27-2005, 05:55 AM   #14
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Wow, that doesn't even tickle!

He has kind of a belly too, I bet he can't even see it.
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Old 10-27-2005, 06:01 AM   #15
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Why the fuck did I even open this thread. :/

Going to have nightmares now for the rest of my life!!
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Old 10-27-2005, 06:03 AM   #16
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Old 10-27-2005, 06:23 AM   #17
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Poor bastard!!!!
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Old 10-27-2005, 06:25 AM   #18
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Maybe he just came back from swimming?
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Old 10-27-2005, 06:25 AM   #19
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Awwwwwwww ... i feel bad for him
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Old 10-27-2005, 06:40 AM   #20
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Fucking EX grilfriends!
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Old 10-27-2005, 06:47 AM   #21
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damn that guy is fucking hung
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Old 10-27-2005, 06:51 AM   #22
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Geez... Now I have real penis envy. If I was half that large, I'd be more than happy.
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Old 10-27-2005, 06:53 AM   #23
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Old 10-27-2005, 06:56 AM   #24
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lmao, dr drew from love line says that for every 30lbs ya lose ya gain an inch of visible penis... if he lost about 90 lbs he'd have 3 inches maybe,lmao....
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Old 10-27-2005, 07:45 AM   #25
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looks like he shaves to make it look bigger
Or his pubes were getting wet when he pees.
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Old 10-27-2005, 08:08 AM   #26
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Yikes.. sucks for that guy.
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Old 10-27-2005, 08:11 AM   #27
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Seriously, its a photochop. Look at the crack in the bottom of his "dick"
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Old 10-27-2005, 08:32 AM   #28
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For every 35 lbs. of excess weight you carry your penis becomes an inch shorter. It's not that it 'shrinks' but rather your body fat encompasses the base of your cock. My guess is that this guy weighs about 270-300 lbs.
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Old 10-27-2005, 08:36 AM   #29
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I guess someone needs some pills
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Old 10-27-2005, 08:38 AM   #30
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Lol... thats fucking funny
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Old 10-27-2005, 08:41 AM   #31
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that is just terrible lol
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Old 10-27-2005, 08:41 AM   #32
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pretty sad. it's just a dick head. wonder if he gets laid.
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Old 10-27-2005, 08:44 AM   #33
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Hey, cut me some slack! It was cold and I just got out of the pool!
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Old 10-27-2005, 08:45 AM   #34
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Its george bush.
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