I'd kill myself if I had a dick this small (pic)
 

me too

seriously

Please tell me that's photo chopped :helpme

do they really get that big

that thing is so big it has its own zip code

looks like he shaves to make it look bigger

have to masterbate with just 1 finger and maybe your thumb, but i think the thumb would be too big haha

Most of the time that is a result of some kind of operation where part of the penis is removed. I've seen it on tv once. It's either that or no penis at all.

deepthroat THAT girls!

Looks like a big clit...

http://freex-ratedsex.com/big-clits/...nster-clit.jpg

Pretty close!

wow, 2 inches erected, I need to get a fast size :(

freud would be freaked out himself

Wow, that doesn't even tickle!

He has kind of a belly too, I bet he can't even see it.

Why the fuck did I even open this thread. :/

Going to have nightmares now for the rest of my life!!

photo shop

Poor bastard!!!! :1orglaugh

Maybe he just came back from swimming?

Awwwwwwww ... i feel bad for him :(

Fucking EX grilfriends!

damn that guy is fucking hung

Geez... Now I have real penis envy. If I was half that large, I'd be more than happy.

lmao, dr drew from love line says that for every 30lbs ya lose ya gain an inch of visible penis... if he lost about 90 lbs he'd have 3 inches maybe,lmao....

Or his pubes were getting wet when he pees.

Yikes.. sucks for that guy.

http://www.cachebeauty.com/images/1240.jpg

Seriously, its a photochop. Look at the crack in the bottom of his "dick"

For every 35 lbs. of excess weight you carry your penis becomes an inch shorter. It's not that it 'shrinks' but rather your body fat encompasses the base of your cock. My guess is that this guy weighs about 270-300 lbs. :Oh crap

I guess someone needs some pills :)

Lol... thats fucking funny

that is just terrible lol

pretty sad. it's just a dick head. wonder if he gets laid.

Hey, cut me some slack! It was cold and I just got out of the pool! :disgust

Its george bush.