NATS T-Shirt Slogan Contest! - GoFuckYourself.com

TMM_John · 10-26-2005, 06:37 PM

We want to get some fun tshirts pritned up for vegas. We want them to simply have some cute little sayings on them.

"Pornographers Have Big NATS!"

"Once You Go NATS You Never Go Back!"

"NATS: Not Another Tracking System

"

etc.

We're open to ideas. Winners will receive some shirts & other goodies (maybe a Too Much Media/NATS jacket or something) or a small cash compensation ($50 or something) if they really don't want the goodies

Have fun with it and feel free to poke some fun just keep it in good taste please

munki · 10-26-2005, 06:38 PM

Looks interesting

MrIzzz · 10-26-2005, 06:39 PM

"use NATS or else i will fist your mother"

"NATS...the fresh maker"

"touch my NATS now"

"i want to caress John's NATS"

munki · 10-26-2005, 06:41 PM

"NATS helps me keep my CPA busy."

wtfent · 10-26-2005, 06:41 PM

Edited because it was too stupid

sonofsam · 10-26-2005, 06:41 PM

i don't want the prizes but i'll give it a shot

"NATS.....its whats for dinner"

"kick them in the NATS"

"the NATS and BOLTS of top affiliate programs"

"sonofsam is top notch"

TMM_John · 10-26-2005, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

"the NATS and BOLTS of top affiliate programs"

Nice!

After Shock Media · 10-26-2005, 06:43 PM

Nats, we support your backend.

Nats, not just annoying insects anymore.

Nats, keeps your rear end running smooth.

Nats, the people behind you.

Nats will last longer than this t-shirt will.

Nats sounds buggy but it isnt.

Without nats I still would be doing it by hand.

XPays · 10-26-2005, 06:43 PM

How about "Nats Shittalks you after they do business with you like in d$'s thread today" ?

That was some fucked tasteless commenting on your part for your measely investment which a lot of people would consider to have contributed to the continued growth of your company since that investment. Why were you trying to hurt D$'s business so damagingly? Swipe KB for your impression of his marketing performance or whatever you need to feel better- but the comments to the player's ball were really classless and spiteful. I hope we do not have to hear about your interfering in d$'s business publicly much more and that was the end of it. Nats was all over the microphone that night too btw. D$ does not need me defending him and this is my fly-by opinion and will be "my only post" in this thread LOL...

sonofsam · 10-26-2005, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays

How about "Nats Shittalks you after they do business with you like in d$'s thread today" ?

i don't think that one is going to win the contest

TMM_John · 10-26-2005, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays

How about "Nats Shittalks you after they do business with you like in d$'s thread today" ?

That was some fucked tasteless commenting on your part for your measely investment which a lot of people would consider to have contributed to the continued growth of your company since that investment. Why were you trying to hurt D$'s business so damagingly? Swipe KB for your impression of his marketing performance or whatever you need to feel better- but the comments to the player's ball were really classless and spiteful. I hope we do not have to hear about your interfering in d$'s business publicly much more and that was the end of it. Nats was all over the microphone that night too btw. D$ does not need me defending him and this is my fly-by opinion and will be "my only post" in this thread LOL...

Thanks. I will see if they can fit it on the shirt.

munki · 10-26-2005, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

"sonofsam is top notch"

Hands down winner right there...

XPays · 10-26-2005, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

i don't think that one is going to win the contest

how about "Nats or Bust!" with a play on a road-tripping car thing or breasts shadowed around the sides?

XPays · 10-26-2005, 06:50 PM

when i win, i would like to donate my $50 prize to k.b. fyi...

sonofsam · 10-26-2005, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PBucksJohn

Thanks. I will see if they can fit it on the shirt.

oh snap

brand0n · 10-26-2005, 06:53 PM

Nats, not just an annoying bug any more

Nats loves you long time

If Nats is wrong, I dont want 2 be right

Nats knocked out Muhamid Ali

Nats, the other white meat

Nats, its whats for dinner

I shave, you shave we all shave..wait.. NATS.. no shave

Ive got the golden ticket.. Nats

Nats, so sweet willy wonka should sell it

Nats makes my bank account wet

Antishave! Nats!

how many Nats does it take to screw in a light bulb (who cares, we dont shave)

TMM_John · 10-26-2005, 06:54 PM

I don't want to turn this into a Player's Ball thread. However, I have no problem with Darren. I think he's a good guy. His priorities are a bit off at times but overall I think he's a good guy. Did we have problems with the PB? Yes, two years in a row. We gave him the benefit of the doubt after the first year. We couldn't after it happened a second time. Just one example is a number of very important clients of ours being stuck outside in the cold on top of a client of mine having to come outside and get me in. There are problems with how he runs it. If he had been intersted in discussing them I would have been more than happy to however I was never given that opportunity.

sonofsam · 10-26-2005, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

If Nats is wrong, I dont want 2 be right

thats good

pornpf69 · 10-26-2005, 06:59 PM

Dont be NUTS use NATS!

munki · 10-26-2005, 07:01 PM

"NATS stimulates my happy spot"
;p

TMM_John · 10-26-2005, 07:01 PM

I hope this one doesn't start any fights as it's meant purely to be humorous.

We were thinking of doing one of those shirts that looks like a person's body without a shrit on with a very hairy chest and back and "I should have used [insert other affiliate software name here]!"

Again, this is not directed at anyone in particular and is not meant to start any trouble. As I said, poke fun at us too

(apparently Evan took that a little too literally)

sonofsam · 10-26-2005, 07:01 PM

i put my nats on your chin

pornpf69 · 10-26-2005, 07:01 PM

NATS shaves no NUTS

brand0n · 10-26-2005, 07:04 PM

Nats = hotter then a vcr in a crack house

TMM_John · 10-26-2005, 07:05 PM

NATS: Need Another Tech on Standby

tenderobject · 10-26-2005, 07:05 PM

"NATS Entertainment!"

munki · 10-26-2005, 07:06 PM

N.A.T.S.

Neurotic
Affiliate
Taming
System

brand0n · 10-26-2005, 07:07 PM

nats backwords is stan

TMM_John · 10-26-2005, 07:08 PM

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munki · 10-26-2005, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by PBucksJohn

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NATS... Get Smarty!

brand0n · 10-26-2005, 07:09 PM

Nats

new aff tracking system

TMM_John · 10-26-2005, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

nats backwords is stan

hehehe, we've got another idea based on that we're working on

brand0n · 10-26-2005, 07:13 PM

stan si sdrowkcab nats

devilspost · 10-26-2005, 07:16 PM

Nats dont sponsor no wackass parties no mo!

thumbsdepot · 10-26-2005, 07:37 PM

"When you get Nats you'll have better stats"

"Are you reading my shirt or staring at my Nats?"

"Get Nats or get fucked"

"This t-shirt slogan won GetNATS.com T-Shirt Slogan Contest and all the the creator got was a lousy $50. He didn't even get offered a all expense paid date with Alyssa Doll or Krystal Doll from teendolls.com."

brand0n · 10-26-2005, 07:38 PM

nats beat up the kid who beat up the honor roll kids

NoWhErE · 10-26-2005, 07:45 PM

"NATS, the other OTHER affiliate program"
"I <8 NATS"
"I promoted NATS and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt"
*Have an arrow point downards* "C'mon, I dare you to feel my NATS"
"I got mad stats with NATS cause my strats don't lackts and... ah shit I can't rhyme"

BV · 10-26-2005, 07:57 PM

"Grow some whiskers with NATS"
"NATS, Over a million loads served"
"NATS, Not just for the big boys anymore"

khs · 10-26-2005, 08:05 PM

Nats is Phat

khs · 10-26-2005, 08:14 PM

Nats or Bust

3piece chicken Dinner · 10-26-2005, 08:53 PM

close the backdoor son before you get kicked in the NATS

pornguy · 10-26-2005, 08:56 PM

NATS, Not Tits!

Edit**

Or Nats leads to Tits

JuiceMonkey · 10-26-2005, 08:58 PM

"there is a sexy bitch on the back of my shirt"

on back
"no not really, but NATS FUCKING ROCKS"

or

"NATS it's like NUTS but there is

boner 2.0 · 10-26-2005, 08:59 PM

Stan, Ants, Nats, get it fool?

Shoehorn! · 10-26-2005, 09:06 PM

"NATS is where its ats."
"NATS made me cry like a little girl."
"NATS in the wind is better than two in the bush."
"I pity the NATS who don't use NATS."
"NATS - I'd hit it."
"NATS 1s m0r3 l33t than that 0th3r th1ng."
"Don't go breaking my NATS."
"Like a NATS, touched for the very first time."
"I am never gonna NATS again, guilty NATS have got no NATS."
"Wake me up before you NATS-NATS."
"NATS time."
"Don't forget your NATS."

AdultRMX · 10-26-2005, 09:45 PM

here's a try

"NATS makes your nuts smack"
"Don't forget the NATS, Mom"
"The future is bright, The future is NATS"
"NATS, The incredible, credible affiliate software!"
"Make love with NATS"
"NATS. Love it or Love it!"

GigoloJustin · 10-26-2005, 09:58 PM

I want a Nats shirt!

I'll wear it proudly.

"Once You Go NATS You Never Go Back!"

is a pretty good one.

DatingGold · 10-26-2005, 10:00 PM

I think I got it.. hope no one said it...

Are you fuckin NATS?

or Are you NATS?

DatingGold · 10-26-2005, 10:04 PM

Got NATS?

O NATS!

pornpf69 · 10-26-2005, 10:04 PM

NATS knocks your NUTS!!

10-26-2005, 06:37 PM	#1
TMM_John Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 6,664	NATS T-Shirt Slogan Contest! We want to get some fun tshirts pritned up for vegas. We want them to simply have some cute little sayings on them. "Pornographers Have Big NATS!" "Once You Go NATS You Never Go Back!" "NATS: Not Another Tracking System " etc. We're open to ideas. Winners will receive some shirts & other goodies (maybe a Too Much Media/NATS jacket or something) or a small cash compensation ($50 or something) if they really don't want the goodies Have fun with it and feel free to poke some fun just keep it in good taste please __________________ Too Much Media - Makers of the Industry's Leading Payite Management Platform, NATS!

10-26-2005, 06:38 PM	#2
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	Looks interesting __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

10-26-2005, 06:39 PM	#3
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	"use NATS or else i will fist your mother" "NATS...the fresh maker" "touch my NATS now" "i want to caress John's NATS" __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

10-26-2005, 06:41 PM	#4
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	"NATS helps me keep my CPA busy." __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

10-26-2005, 06:41 PM	#5
wtfent Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego, Cali. baby!!! Posts: 3,790	Edited because it was too stupid __________________ ThisWillShockYou.com DVD Store - TWSY UNCENSORED ICQ# 194020367 E-mail: shockingbucks(AT)gmail.com Promote something different!! Shocking Bucks

10-26-2005, 06:41 PM	#6
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i don't want the prizes but i'll give it a shot "NATS.....its whats for dinner" "kick them in the NATS" "the NATS and BOLTS of top affiliate programs" "sonofsam is top notch" __________________ I like turtles.

10-26-2005, 06:43 PM	#8
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Nats, we support your backend. Nats, not just annoying insects anymore. Nats, keeps your rear end running smooth. Nats, the people behind you. Nats will last longer than this t-shirt will. Nats sounds buggy but it isnt. Without nats I still would be doing it by hand. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

10-26-2005, 06:43 PM	#9
XPays Team Player Join Date: May 2004 Location: Inside the most accurately counting and reporting affiliate system in the world at XPays.com Posts: 13,002	How about "Nats Shittalks you after they do business with you like in d$'s thread today" ? That was some fucked tasteless commenting on your part for your measely investment which a lot of people would consider to have contributed to the continued growth of your company since that investment. Why were you trying to hurt D$'s business so damagingly? Swipe KB for your impression of his marketing performance or whatever you need to feel better- but the comments to the player's ball were really classless and spiteful. I hope we do not have to hear about your interfering in d$'s business publicly much more and that was the end of it. Nats was all over the microphone that night too btw. D$ does not need me defending him and this is my fly-by opinion and will be "my only post" in this thread LOL... __________________ InterNext Expo Domain Auction Live Now thru Feb 5 HuntingMoon GFY Domains Marketplace is LIVE XPays always pays! Top Site: * RealJasmine.com * + HotelHeiress® with The Paris Hilton Sex Video Insert the HotelHeiress® HD FEED into your members areas XPin.com Opening for Pin Partners Soonish Mainstream Offers For Emailers and DomainersNONADULT.COM Like Us!

10-26-2005, 06:50 PM	#14
XPays Team Player Join Date: May 2004 Location: Inside the most accurately counting and reporting affiliate system in the world at XPays.com Posts: 13,002	when i win, i would like to donate my $50 prize to k.b. fyi... __________________ InterNext Expo Domain Auction Live Now thru Feb 5 HuntingMoon GFY Domains Marketplace is LIVE XPays always pays! Top Site: * RealJasmine.com * + HotelHeiress® with The Paris Hilton Sex Video Insert the HotelHeiress® HD FEED into your members areas XPin.com Opening for Pin Partners Soonish Mainstream Offers For Emailers and DomainersNONADULT.COM Like Us!

10-26-2005, 06:53 PM	#16
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	Nats, not just an annoying bug any more Nats loves you long time If Nats is wrong, I dont want 2 be right Nats knocked out Muhamid Ali Nats, the other white meat Nats, its whats for dinner I shave, you shave we all shave..wait.. NATS.. no shave Ive got the golden ticket.. Nats Nats, so sweet willy wonka should sell it Nats makes my bank account wet Antishave! Nats! how many Nats does it take to screw in a light bulb (who cares, we dont shave) __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

10-26-2005, 06:54 PM	#17
TMM_John Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 6,664	I don't want to turn this into a Player's Ball thread. However, I have no problem with Darren. I think he's a good guy. His priorities are a bit off at times but overall I think he's a good guy. Did we have problems with the PB? Yes, two years in a row. We gave him the benefit of the doubt after the first year. We couldn't after it happened a second time. Just one example is a number of very important clients of ours being stuck outside in the cold on top of a client of mine having to come outside and get me in. There are problems with how he runs it. If he had been intersted in discussing them I would have been more than happy to however I was never given that opportunity. __________________ Too Much Media - Makers of the Industry's Leading Payite Management Platform, NATS!

10-26-2005, 06:59 PM	#19
pornpf69 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Brasil Posts: 15,778	Dont be NUTS use NATS! __________________ Do you need cheap, fast and reliable porn website hosting? Host Head is the way to go!! Asian Gay Special \| Live on MSN - Live Webcam Chat \| Live Adult Webcam Performances \| MY SWEET BLACKS LIVE ON CAM Cash X \| OK Pay \| Pukka Ropes \| Pukka Fetish \| STRAPED BLOG \| Male Bound and Fucked Pukka Tranny \| Tattooed Shemales \| She's A He \| Menu Porno \| Porn Performances \| All Chubby MY ICQ# 169833797

10-26-2005, 07:01 PM	#20
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	"NATS stimulates my happy spot" ;p __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

10-26-2005, 07:01 PM	#22
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i put my nats on your chin __________________ I like turtles.

10-26-2005, 07:01 PM	#23
pornpf69 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Brasil Posts: 15,778	NATS shaves no NUTS __________________ Do you need cheap, fast and reliable porn website hosting? Host Head is the way to go!! Asian Gay Special \| Live on MSN - Live Webcam Chat \| Live Adult Webcam Performances \| MY SWEET BLACKS LIVE ON CAM Cash X \| OK Pay \| Pukka Ropes \| Pukka Fetish \| STRAPED BLOG \| Male Bound and Fucked Pukka Tranny \| Tattooed Shemales \| She's A He \| Menu Porno \| Porn Performances \| All Chubby MY ICQ# 169833797

10-26-2005, 07:04 PM	#24
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	Nats = hotter then a vcr in a crack house __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

10-26-2005, 07:05 PM	#25
TMM_John Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 6,664	NATS: Need Another Tech on Standby __________________ Too Much Media - Makers of the Industry's Leading Payite Management Platform, NATS!

10-26-2005, 07:05 PM	#26
tenderobject Need Designs? 312352846 Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere Posts: 11,688	"NATS Entertainment!" __________________ NEED DESIGNS?!?

10-26-2005, 07:06 PM	#27
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	N.A.T.S. Neurotic Affiliate Taming System __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

10-26-2005, 07:07 PM	#28
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	nats backwords is stan __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

10-26-2005, 07:08 PM	#29
TMM_John Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 6,664	This Template Intentionally Left Blank (those who have setup NATS should get it ) __________________ Too Much Media - Makers of the Industry's Leading Payite Management Platform, NATS!

10-26-2005, 07:09 PM	#31
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	Nats new aff tracking system __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

10-26-2005, 07:13 PM	#33
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	stan si sdrowkcab nats __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

10-26-2005, 07:16 PM	#34
devilspost Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Tampa yomebe -at- hotmail Posts: 3,980	Nats dont sponsor no wackass parties no mo! __________________ Brothels and Escorts Worldwide.

10-26-2005, 07:37 PM	#35
thumbsdepot Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 778	"When you get Nats you'll have better stats" "Are you reading my shirt or staring at my Nats?" "Get Nats or get fucked" "This t-shirt slogan won GetNATS.com T-Shirt Slogan Contest and all the the creator got was a lousy $50. He didn't even get offered a all expense paid date with Alyssa Doll or Krystal Doll from teendolls.com." __________________

10-26-2005, 07:38 PM	#36
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	nats beat up the kid who beat up the honor roll kids __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

10-26-2005, 07:45 PM	#37
NoWhErE Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 10,408	"NATS, the other OTHER affiliate program" "I <8 NATS" "I promoted NATS and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt" Have an arrow point downards "C'mon, I dare you to feel my NATS" "I got mad stats with NATS cause my strats don't lackts and... ah shit I can't rhyme" __________________ skype: lordofthecameltoe

10-26-2005, 07:57 PM	#38
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	"Grow some whiskers with NATS" "NATS, Over a million loads served" "NATS, Not just for the big boys anymore"

10-26-2005, 08:05 PM	#39
khs Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,730	Nats is Phat __________________ Make MORE $$$ now! PussyCash

10-26-2005, 08:14 PM	#40
khs Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,730	Nats or Bust __________________ Make MORE $$$ now! PussyCash

10-26-2005, 08:53 PM	#41
3piece chicken Dinner Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On your plate Posts: 1,065	close the backdoor son before you get kicked in the NATS __________________ "We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine."

10-26-2005, 08:56 PM	#42
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	NATS, Not Tits! Edit** Or Nats leads to Tits __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

10-26-2005, 08:58 PM	#43
JuiceMonkey Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brisbane/Vancouver/SanFran Posts: 3,581	"there is a sexy bitch on the back of my shirt" on back "no not really, but NATS FUCKING ROCKS" or "NATS it's like NUTS but there is __________________ ICQ: 72251955 GTalk: JuiceMonkey

10-26-2005, 08:59 PM	#44
boner 2.0 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 10,970	Stan, Ants, Nats, get it fool? __________________

10-26-2005, 09:06 PM	#45
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	"NATS is where its ats." "NATS made me cry like a little girl." "NATS in the wind is better than two in the bush." "I pity the NATS who don't use NATS." "NATS - I'd hit it." "NATS 1s m0r3 l33t than that 0th3r th1ng." "Don't go breaking my NATS." "Like a NATS, touched for the very first time." "I am never gonna NATS again, guilty NATS have got no NATS." "Wake me up before you NATS-NATS." "NATS time." "Don't forget your NATS." __________________