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NATS T-Shirt Slogan Contest!
We want to get some fun tshirts pritned up for vegas. We want them to simply have some cute little sayings on them.
"Pornographers Have Big NATS!" "Once You Go NATS You Never Go Back!" "NATS: Not Another Tracking System ![]() etc. We're open to ideas. Winners will receive some shirts & other goodies (maybe a Too Much Media/NATS jacket or something) or a small cash compensation ($50 or something) if they really don't want the goodies ![]() Have fun with it and feel free to poke some fun just keep it in good taste please ![]()
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Looks interesting
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If u touch it, I will cum
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"use NATS or else i will fist your mother"
"NATS...the fresh maker" "touch my NATS now" "i want to caress John's NATS" ![]() |
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"NATS helps me keep my CPA busy."
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Edited because it was too stupid
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i don't want the prizes but i'll give it a shot
"NATS.....its whats for dinner" "kick them in the NATS" "the NATS and BOLTS of top affiliate programs" "sonofsam is top notch"
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It's coming look busy
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Nats, we support your backend.
Nats, not just annoying insects anymore. Nats, keeps your rear end running smooth. Nats, the people behind you. Nats will last longer than this t-shirt will. Nats sounds buggy but it isnt. Without nats I still would be doing it by hand.
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inside the most accurately counting and reporting affiliate system in the world at XPays.com
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How about "Nats Shittalks you after they do business with you like in d$'s thread today" ?
That was some fucked tasteless commenting on your part for your measely investment which a lot of people would consider to have contributed to the continued growth of your company since that investment. Why were you trying to hurt D$'s business so damagingly? Swipe KB for your impression of his marketing performance or whatever you need to feel better- but the comments to the player's ball were really classless and spiteful. I hope we do not have to hear about your interfering in d$'s business publicly much more and that was the end of it. Nats was all over the microphone that night too btw. D$ does not need me defending him and this is my fly-by opinion and will be "my only post" in this thread LOL...
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when i win, i would like to donate my $50 prize to k.b. fyi...
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Nats, not just an annoying bug any more
Nats loves you long time If Nats is wrong, I dont want 2 be right Nats knocked out Muhamid Ali Nats, the other white meat Nats, its whats for dinner I shave, you shave we all shave..wait.. NATS.. no shave Ive got the golden ticket.. Nats Nats, so sweet willy wonka should sell it Nats makes my bank account wet Antishave! Nats! how many Nats does it take to screw in a light bulb (who cares, we dont shave)
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I don't want to turn this into a Player's Ball thread. However, I have no problem with Darren. I think he's a good guy. His priorities are a bit off at times but overall I think he's a good guy. Did we have problems with the PB? Yes, two years in a row. We gave him the benefit of the doubt after the first year. We couldn't after it happened a second time. Just one example is a number of very important clients of ours being stuck outside in the cold on top of a client of mine having to come outside and get me in. There are problems with how he runs it. If he had been intersted in discussing them I would have been more than happy to however I was never given that opportunity.
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Dont be NUTS use NATS!
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"NATS stimulates my happy spot"
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I hope this one doesn't start any fights as it's meant purely to be humorous.
We were thinking of doing one of those shirts that looks like a person's body without a shrit on with a very hairy chest and back and "I should have used [insert other affiliate software name here]!" Again, this is not directed at anyone in particular and is not meant to start any trouble. As I said, poke fun at us too ![]()
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i put my nats on your chin
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NATS shaves no NUTS
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Nats = hotter then a vcr in a crack house
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NATS: Need Another Tech on Standby
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"NATS Entertainment!"
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N.A.T.S.
Neurotic Affiliate Taming System
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nats backwords is stan
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This Template Intentionally Left Blank
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Nats
new aff tracking system
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stan si sdrowkcab nats
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Nats dont sponsor no wackass parties no mo!
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"When you get Nats you'll have better stats"
"Are you reading my shirt or staring at my Nats?" "Get Nats or get fucked" "This t-shirt slogan won GetNATS.com T-Shirt Slogan Contest and all the the creator got was a lousy $50. He didn't even get offered a all expense paid date with Alyssa Doll or Krystal Doll from teendolls.com." |
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nats beat up the kid who beat up the honor roll kids
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"NATS, the other OTHER affiliate program"
"I <8 NATS" "I promoted NATS and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt" *Have an arrow point downards* "C'mon, I dare you to feel my NATS" "I got mad stats with NATS cause my strats don't lackts and... ah shit I can't rhyme"
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wtf
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"Grow some whiskers with NATS"
"NATS, Over a million loads served" "NATS, Not just for the big boys anymore" |
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close the backdoor son before you get kicked in the NATS
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NATS, Not Tits!
Edit** Or Nats leads to Tits
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"there is a sexy bitch on the back of my shirt"
on back "no not really, but NATS FUCKING ROCKS" or "NATS it's like NUTS but there is
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Stan, Ants, Nats, get it fool?
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"NATS is where its ats."
"NATS made me cry like a little girl." "NATS in the wind is better than two in the bush." "I pity the NATS who don't use NATS." "NATS - I'd hit it." "NATS 1s m0r3 l33t than that 0th3r th1ng." "Don't go breaking my NATS." "Like a NATS, touched for the very first time." "I am never gonna NATS again, guilty NATS have got no NATS." "Wake me up before you NATS-NATS." "NATS time." "Don't forget your NATS."
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here's a try
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I want a Nats shirt!
I'll wear it proudly. "Once You Go NATS You Never Go Back!" is a pretty good one. |
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I think I got it.. hope no one said it...
Are you fuckin NATS? or Are you NATS?
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Got NATS?
O NATS!
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NATS knocks your NUTS!!
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