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dillinja666 · 10-26-2005, 03:17 PM

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2) Less guilt the morning after.

and....

1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!

u-Bob · 10-26-2005, 03:19 PM

hehe

tranza · 10-26-2005, 03:21 PM

Lol... That was one of the best TOP 10 ever!!

baddog · 10-26-2005, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dillinja666

5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

Not sure who you have been talking to, but while candy is dandy, sex won't rot your teeth.

Just_Dave · 10-26-2005, 03:23 PM

thats prety funny

axelcat · 10-26-2005, 03:24 PM

too funny

FluxAds · 10-26-2005, 03:24 PM

haha. i like that. definitely copying that and taking credit for myself...haha.

je_rome · 10-27-2005, 06:02 AM

That's very funny. Really witty.

reed_4 · 10-27-2005, 06:59 AM

The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

gangbangjoe · 10-27-2005, 07:43 AM

last point is the best

10-26-2005, 03:17 PM	#1
dillinja666 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 103	trick or treating vs. sex TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2) Less guilt the morning after. and.... 1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! __________________ " i am jacks wasted life" www.hottiblog.com ( my first site! help! )

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