trick or treating vs. sex
 

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX


10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2) Less guilt the morning after.

and....

1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!

hehe :)

Lol... That was one of the best TOP 10 ever!!

Not sure who you have been talking to, but while candy is dandy, sex won't rot your teeth.

thats prety funny

too funny

haha. i like that. definitely copying that and taking credit for myself...haha. :)

That's very funny. Really witty.

The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. :thumbsup

last point is the best :)