Americans..bow down to your Canadian masters now - GoFuckYourself.com

Phoenix · 10-26-2005, 11:45 AM

hahaha just kidding..im expecting 1000 views and zero replies..lol

Screaming · 10-26-2005, 12:00 PM

I will reply.

The US is a great place to live, but we take alot for granted and are feed alot of bullshit.

Doctor Dre · 10-26-2005, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming

I will reply.

The US is a great place to live, but we take alot for granted and are feed alot of bullshit.

SilentKnight · 10-26-2005, 12:22 PM

Let's add a little fuel to this...

Someday, Americans will collectively admit they've been jealous of Canada all along - for demonstrating that it IS possible to have democracy without having the whole world hate us.

SilentKnight

Harmon · 10-26-2005, 12:25 PM

Canada is only good for drinking beer and ice hockey (unless of course you enjoy shoveling several hundred tons of snow every year)

websiex · 10-26-2005, 12:25 PM

L-Pink · 10-26-2005, 12:31 PM

Aside from having the largest French speaking population that has never surrendered to the Germans ..... What else is Canada famous for?

SilentKnight · 10-26-2005, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Canada is only good for drinking beer and ice hockey (unless of course you enjoy shoveling several hundred tons of snow every year)

There's more to life than good beer and hockey?!?!

As for snow...last year we figured out how to make snowplows work. Cool new invention. If the good folks in Buffalo, NY ask us nicely, we'll show them how it works.

Ahhh, but wait...it doesn't really snow in the U.S., does it?

PenisFace · 10-26-2005, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Aside from having the largest French speaking population that has never surrendered to the Germans ..... What else is Canada famous for?

Winning the war of 1812 after pushing the American forces back into the United States, and then setting fire to the whitehouse out of spite.

SilentKnight · 10-26-2005, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Aside from having the largest French speaking population that has never surrendered to the Germans ..... What else is Canada famous for?

Good question.

Try using Google.ca (hmm, what's the .ca stand for, I wonder?) and answer that question yerself.

Just to get you off to a start:

http://www3.sympatico.ca/taniah/Canada/things/

As for the french...they still remain our biggest liability

SilentKnight

Sly · 10-26-2005, 12:43 PM

Please send us your women.

Oh, and more oil would be cool.

SilentKnight · 10-26-2005, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace

Winning the war of 1812 after pushing the American forces back into the United States, and then setting fire to the whitehouse out of spite.

Lest they forget...

Phoenix · 10-26-2005, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Please send us your women.

Oh, and more oil would be cool.

haha

L-Pink · 10-26-2005, 05:39 PM

Quote ... "As for the french...they still remain our biggest liability" ... SilentKnight

SilentKnight .... I was making light of the French ... NOT the British ..... Glad you agree .......... Lee

JuiceMonkey · 10-26-2005, 05:44 PM

i concur..

baddog · 10-26-2005, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace

Winning the war of 1812 after pushing the American forces back into the United States, and then setting fire to the whitehouse out of spite.

War of 1812 was US vs England, Canada wasn't even a country yet

PenisFace · 10-26-2005, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

War of 1812 was US vs England, Canada wasn't even a country yet

Oh give it up. If you want to get technical, it was england vs england, because no matter how much it hurts to think about it, your founding fathers were just as english as mine.

Edit: So now that you're just as much of a limey bastard as I am, how bout' a pint.

cool1 · 10-26-2005, 06:11 PM

Canadians grow great weed

Webby · 10-26-2005, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace

Winning the war of 1812 after pushing the American forces back into the United States, and then setting fire to the whitehouse out of spite.

I never knew that bit of history.

What is now the US seems to have a habit of fucking people about - they did the same in the 1850's with William Walker in Central America.

The object was to enslave the people of Latin America and have the land as part of the Southern Confederacy. He was eventually booted out as well. (Na.. think he was killed someplace and his forces sent back home).

Old habits die hard.

HarrytheNazi · 10-26-2005, 06:14 PM

gravey and fries?

CDSmith · 10-26-2005, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Canada is only good for drinking beer and ice hockey (unless of course you enjoy shoveling several hundred tons of snow every year)

Q: what do you call a gay Eskimo?

A: snowblower

Fucksakes · 10-26-2005, 06:31 PM

I think canada is good for anything farm.. like eggs, milk, vegetables, we are also have large pulp and paper mills, lumber. we also have pretty girls, nice lakes for fishing, moose, deer. ford - lol and fucking poutine eh!

Fucksakes · 10-26-2005, 06:34 PM

and definatly less violence..

reminds me of when i wanted to move to cali.. and I was reading the news of the crime there, dang...

CybermedAndy · 10-26-2005, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Canada is only good for drinking beer and ice hockey (unless of course you enjoy shoveling several hundred tons of snow every year)

You haven't had a hit movie since Summer School so pipe down

PixeLs · 10-26-2005, 08:40 PM

Canada is a country north of US right?

10-26-2005, 11:45 AM	#1
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,462	Americans..bow down to your Canadian masters now hahaha just kidding..im expecting 1000 views and zero replies..lol __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

10-26-2005, 12:00 PM	#2
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	I will reply. The US is a great place to live, but we take alot for granted and are feed alot of bullshit. __________________

10-26-2005, 12:25 PM	#5
Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,010	Canada is only good for drinking beer and ice hockey (unless of course you enjoy shoveling several hundred tons of snow every year) __________________ [email protected]

10-26-2005, 12:43 PM	#11
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,329	Please send us your women. Oh, and more oil would be cool. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

10-26-2005, 05:44 PM	#15
JuiceMonkey Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Brisbane/Vancouver/SanFran Posts: 3,581	i concur.. __________________ ICQ: 72251955 GTalk: JuiceMonkey

10-26-2005, 12:22 PM	#4
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Let's add a little fuel to this... Someday, Americans will collectively admit they've been jealous of Canada all along - for demonstrating that it IS possible to have democracy without having the whole world hate us. SilentKnight

10-26-2005, 12:25 PM	#6
websiex Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, United States of America Posts: 987

10-26-2005, 12:31 PM	#7
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Aside from having the largest French speaking population that has never surrendered to the Germans ..... What else is Canada famous for?

10-26-2005, 05:39 PM	#14
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Quote ... "As for the french...they still remain our biggest liability" ... SilentKnight SilentKnight .... I was making light of the French ... NOT the British ..... Glad you agree .......... Lee

10-26-2005, 06:11 PM	#18
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Canadians grow great weed __________________

10-26-2005, 06:14 PM	#20
HarrytheNazi Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,164	gravey and fries?

10-26-2005, 06:31 PM	#22
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	I think canada is good for anything farm.. like eggs, milk, vegetables, we are also have large pulp and paper mills, lumber. we also have pretty girls, nice lakes for fishing, moose, deer. ford - lol and fucking poutine eh!

10-26-2005, 06:34 PM	#23
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	and definatly less violence.. reminds me of when i wanted to move to cali.. and I was reading the news of the crime there, dang...

10-26-2005, 08:40 PM	#25
PixeLs Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,922	Canada is a country north of US right? __________________ Make money on any traffic. Bi-weekly payments with no hold.