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Old 10-24-2005, 11:49 PM   #1
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Ohhhh lord - most pain I have EVER FELT IN MY LIFE

I just slammed my balls under the toilet seat. Jesus christ. I can't stop crying....
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:50 PM   #2
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my god... i could go so many ways with this one...

do us all a favor and just format c: please...
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:51 PM   #3
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here we go...........lol
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:51 PM   #4
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wtf? how do you do that?
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:52 PM   #5
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here we go...........lol

hows that moca fleshlight?

LOL come back
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:52 PM   #6
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I hate to laugh at your pain but im going to..



I cant imagine! Ice em up, stay off your feet, and pray to god they dont swell! Good luck man.
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:52 PM   #7
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:52 PM   #8
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ya SURE brad, did anyone else catch the quick edit?

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bdjuf just stuck me like a racehorse on steroids. Jesus christ. I can't stop crying....
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:52 PM   #9
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wtf? how do you do that?
I was in a huge hurry to take a steamer, I got some backward motion I guess and my sack swung under as I slammed the lid shut, then I sat down. FUCK
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:52 PM   #10
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wtf? how do you do that?

the same way he gave his girlfriend 11 orgasms in one sitting...

hahahaha
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:55 PM   #11
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Headless.... is that one of those new neck pouches? oh... wait no nevermind its your own fat you greasy bastard. Lose weight.
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:56 PM   #12
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I hurt my back last week and didn't get out of bed for almost 4 days.
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:57 PM   #13
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just like you lost 100 pounds? HAHAHA you fucking bullshit artist.
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:57 PM   #14
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I was in a huge hurry to take a steamer, I got some backward motion I guess and my sack swung under as I slammed the lid shut, then I sat down. FUCK

Oh good god..it just gets funnier. Holy shit man, Thinking of slamming the lid on them was one thing, but fucking putting your body weight down too...
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:57 PM   #15
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I hurt my back last week and didn't get out of bed for almost 4 days.
Hey dude I have missed you. Do you have any good Thai food recipes?
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Headless.... is that one of those new neck pouches? oh... wait no nevermind its your own fat you greasy bastard. Lose weight.
That's one healthy twenty-something.
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:59 PM   #17
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the same way he gave his girlfriend 11 orgasms in one sitting...

hahahaha



J/K, I got nothing against you BradM. Your insult was pretty hilarious, too.

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Old 10-25-2005, 12:00 AM   #18
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just like you lost 100 pounds? HAHAHA you fucking bullshit artist.

Internext 2004


Me about 3 months ago

Who's the bullshitter, chubbernuggets?
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That's one healthy twenty-something.

Scam anyone else lately?

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=515246
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Brad we need more then just a face shot... Looks like the most you lost was maybe 20 or 30 lbs....
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:04 AM   #21
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Brad we need more then just a face shot... Looks like the most you lost was maybe 20 or 30 lbs....


Best I can do. From 17-19 I didn't have ANY pictures taken.

Magnus may have a better one, I know we got a few taken together.
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:08 AM   #22
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Ask any of the vancouver crew that has seen the new pictures, webgurl, rip raster, makingcoin, JMan - or any of the other industry guys who know me: bdjuf, izzz, juicy, etc ... anyone who has actually ever MET me in 2004 previous and then in vegas or later 2005 (phoenix) and ask them if there was a 30 or 100lb difference.
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How long did it take you too loose 100lbs?
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How long did it take you too loose 100lbs?
Over a year and a half. I still have 15 to go
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:24 AM   #25
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well congrat you're on the good way ^^
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:27 AM   #26
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That must really hurt.. I can't even imagine how painful it is
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:55 AM   #27
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...and how in the hell did that happen dude!?
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Old 10-25-2005, 01:10 AM   #28
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And I thought my ear infection was hurtin'. Wow.

I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
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