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BradM 10-24-2005 11:49 PM

Ohhhh lord - most pain I have EVER FELT IN MY LIFE
 
I just slammed my balls under the toilet seat. Jesus christ. I can't stop crying.... :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

dropped9 10-24-2005 11:50 PM

my god... i could go so many ways with this one...

do us all a favor and just format c: please...

Babagirls 10-24-2005 11:51 PM

here we go...........lol

Ramos 10-24-2005 11:51 PM

wtf? how do you do that?

dropped9 10-24-2005 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls
here we go...........lol


hows that moca fleshlight?

LOL come back

Marcus Aurelius 10-24-2005 11:52 PM

I hate to laugh at your pain but im going to..

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I cant imagine! Ice em up, stay off your feet, and pray to god they dont swell! Good luck man.

billywatson 10-24-2005 11:52 PM

See Sig.

MetaMan 10-24-2005 11:52 PM

ya SURE brad, did anyone else catch the quick edit?

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
bdjuf just stuck me like a racehorse on steroids. Jesus christ. I can't stop crying.... :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap


BradM 10-24-2005 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
wtf? how do you do that?

I was in a huge hurry to take a steamer, I got some backward motion I guess and my sack swung under as I slammed the lid shut, then I sat down. FUCK

dropped9 10-24-2005 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
wtf? how do you do that?


the same way he gave his girlfriend 11 orgasms in one sitting...

hahahaha

BradM 10-24-2005 11:55 PM

http://www.mrizzz.com/pics/gfy/headbike.jpg

Headless.... is that one of those new neck pouches? oh... wait no nevermind its your own fat you greasy bastard. Lose weight.

candyflip 10-24-2005 11:56 PM

I hurt my back last week and didn't get out of bed for almost 4 days.

dropped9 10-24-2005 11:57 PM

just like you lost 100 pounds? HAHAHA you fucking bullshit artist.

Marcus Aurelius 10-24-2005 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
I was in a huge hurry to take a steamer, I got some backward motion I guess and my sack swung under as I slammed the lid shut, then I sat down. FUCK


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Oh good god..it just gets funnier. Holy shit man, Thinking of slamming the lid on them was one thing, but fucking putting your body weight down too... :(

BradM 10-24-2005 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip
I hurt my back last week and didn't get out of bed for almost 4 days.

Hey dude I have missed you. Do you have any good Thai food recipes?

candyflip 10-24-2005 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
http://www.mrizzz.com/pics/gfy/headbike.jpg

Headless.... is that one of those new neck pouches? oh... wait no nevermind its your own fat you greasy bastard. Lose weight.

That's one healthy twenty-something. :1orglaugh

c-lo 10-24-2005 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
the same way he gave his girlfriend 11 orgasms in one sitting...

hahahaha

http://www.myfonts.com/images/family/device/zinger.jpg


J/K, I got nothing against you BradM. Your insult was pretty hilarious, too.

later
c-lo

BradM 10-25-2005 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
just like you lost 100 pounds? HAHAHA you fucking bullshit artist.

http://fubarwebmasters.com/archive/v...ies/z03874.jpg
Internext 2004

http://pretense.net/green/front.jpg
Me about 3 months ago

Who's the bullshitter, chubbernuggets?

dropped9 10-25-2005 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip
That's one healthy twenty-something. :1orglaugh


Scam anyone else lately?

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=515246

dropped9 10-25-2005 12:01 AM

Brad we need more then just a face shot... Looks like the most you lost was maybe 20 or 30 lbs....

BradM 10-25-2005 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
Brad we need more then just a face shot... Looks like the most you lost was maybe 20 or 30 lbs....

http://fubarwebmasters.com/archive/v...rty/z00316.jpg

Best I can do. From 17-19 I didn't have ANY pictures taken.

Magnus may have a better one, I know we got a few taken together.

BradM 10-25-2005 12:08 AM

Ask any of the vancouver crew that has seen the new pictures, webgurl, rip raster, makingcoin, JMan - or any of the other industry guys who know me: bdjuf, izzz, juicy, etc ... anyone who has actually ever MET me in 2004 previous and then in vegas or later 2005 (phoenix) and ask them if there was a 30 or 100lb difference.

dropped9 10-25-2005 12:11 AM

How long did it take you too loose 100lbs?

BradM 10-25-2005 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
How long did it take you too loose 100lbs?

Over a year and a half. I still have 15 to go

4My 10-25-2005 12:24 AM

well congrat you're on the good way ^^ :)

je_rome 10-25-2005 12:27 AM

That must really hurt.. I can't even imagine how painful it is

PixeLs 10-25-2005 12:55 AM

...and how in the hell did that happen dude!?

Dagwolf 10-25-2005 01:10 AM

And I thought my ear infection was hurtin'. Wow.

I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.


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