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Old 10-24-2005, 10:34 AM   #1
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Goerge Bush joke...not bad

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

post em if ya got em
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Old 10-24-2005, 10:35 AM   #2
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i don't want to be a dick or anything but its been posted..
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Old 10-24-2005, 10:35 AM   #3
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i don't want to be a dick or anything but its been posted..

ah fuck...i need to let the guy know who gives me stuff to post..that he is falling behind..lol
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Old 10-24-2005, 10:39 AM   #4
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I found it funny. Sounds like him.
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Old 10-24-2005, 10:39 AM   #5
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LMAO, now that's funny!
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Old 10-24-2005, 10:41 AM   #6
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that IS funny.
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:02 AM   #7
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:10 AM   #8
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:14 AM   #9
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pretty good one
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:15 AM   #10
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That one is hilarious
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:17 AM   #11
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You sure thats not an excerpt from CNN.com?
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:54 AM   #12
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1st time I saw it .......Good One
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:55 AM   #13
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:55 AM   #14
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My buddy told me that on the golf course the other day

thought it was pretty funny lol
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Old 10-24-2005, 11:58 AM   #15
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Old 10-24-2005, 12:47 PM   #16
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Seen it before but still funny
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Old 10-24-2005, 12:50 PM   #17
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good joke
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Old 10-24-2005, 12:59 PM   #18
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New one to me... I like it!
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Old 10-24-2005, 01:03 PM   #19
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Who cares if its been posted...thats fucking funny

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Old 10-24-2005, 01:24 PM   #20
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Jajaja , good one.

What do you call Bush voters who aren't millionaires?
Suckers.

How do you tell the first Bush administration from the second Bush administration?

This time the stupid one's in charge.
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Old 10-24-2005, 01:24 PM   #21
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hahaha

new to me too, good one
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Old 10-24-2005, 01:25 PM   #22
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Jajaja , good one.

What do you call Bush voters who aren't millionaires?
Suckers.

How do you tell the first Bush administration from the second Bush administration?

This time the stupid one's in charge.

hehe nice
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Old 10-24-2005, 02:23 PM   #23
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i don't think it was posted before. It is in this months Maxim or FHm I believe. Probably read it there. he he he
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Old 10-24-2005, 02:23 PM   #24
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Old 10-24-2005, 02:24 PM   #25
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Oldie n already posted
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Q - What's Bush's view on Roe vs Wade?

A - He didn't care how they got out of New Orleans!



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Old 10-24-2005, 02:53 PM   #27
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Probably been posted but here goes:

Q.Why does Bin Laden like all his women to shave?

A. He does not like Bush either
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Old 10-24-2005, 02:56 PM   #28
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

post em if ya got em
i posted that joke last month Brad.
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Old 10-24-2005, 02:57 PM   #30
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i don't think it was posted before. It is in this months Maxim or FHm I believe. Probably read it there. he he he
this is actually the FOURTH time it's been posted ; )
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Old 10-24-2005, 08:49 PM   #31
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Haha..that's a good one. It's something new to me..
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Grog..that kinda sucked man
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Old 10-24-2005, 08:54 PM   #33
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Heard it before only it was a blonde and not Bush.
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Old 10-24-2005, 09:04 PM   #34
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like i said im not trying to be a dick i was just informing him so he doesn't get flamed like everyone else does when they do something similar. funny joke.

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Old 10-24-2005, 09:55 PM   #35
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boooooooooooo
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Old 10-25-2005, 04:28 AM   #36
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Wasn't that posted here already?
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Old 10-25-2005, 04:33 AM   #37
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lol pretty good one I hadn't heard it yet
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Old 10-25-2005, 06:18 AM   #39
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Old 10-25-2005, 06:52 AM   #40
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Old 10-25-2005, 06:53 AM   #41
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Grog..that kinda sucked man

hehe...you are a star in a sea of darkness

i need more bush jokes
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Old 10-25-2005, 08:02 AM   #42
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haha, that's funny
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lol thanks that's pretty good

& who cares if it was posted before? I've never seen it
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lol. funny. New one to me, and thats rare in the day and age of people emailing mountains of bullshit on a daily basis.
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Old 10-25-2005, 10:03 AM   #45
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nice joke, first time i am reading
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Old 10-25-2005, 10:04 AM   #46
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woohoo..goerge bush joke threads kick ass
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Old 10-25-2005, 10:28 AM   #47
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Old 10-25-2005, 11:00 AM   #49
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