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Phoenix 10-24-2005 10:34 AM

Goerge Bush joke...not bad
 
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

post em if ya got em

dynastoned 10-24-2005 10:35 AM

i don't want to be a dick or anything but its been posted..

Phoenix 10-24-2005 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned
i don't want to be a dick or anything but its been posted..


ah fuck...i need to let the guy know who gives me stuff to post..that he is falling behind..lol

Screaming 10-24-2005 10:39 AM

I found it funny. Sounds like him.

blazi 10-24-2005 10:39 AM

LMAO, now that's funny!

MikeyFingaz 10-24-2005 10:41 AM

that IS funny.

Paul&John 10-24-2005 11:02 AM

ahahahah gooood

alexg 10-24-2005 11:10 AM

:1orglaugh

Nicky 10-24-2005 11:14 AM

pretty good one :1orglaugh

Enderprise 10-24-2005 11:15 AM

That one is hilarious

Marcus Aurelius 10-24-2005 11:17 AM

You sure thats not an excerpt from CNN.com? :)

Big Red Machine 10-24-2005 11:54 AM

1st time I saw it .......Good One

kristin 10-24-2005 11:55 AM

LOL, that's a good one.

Martin 10-24-2005 11:55 AM

My buddy told me that on the golf course the other day

thought it was pretty funny lol

leadscash 10-24-2005 11:58 AM

hahahahaha

amandaspost 10-24-2005 12:47 PM

Seen it before but still funny :1orglaugh

Mike AAG 10-24-2005 12:50 PM

good joke :)

gornyhuy 10-24-2005 12:59 PM

New one to me... I like it!

CybermedAndy 10-24-2005 01:03 PM

Who cares if its been posted...thats fucking funny

:1orglaugh

IwantU Bryan 10-24-2005 01:24 PM

Jajaja :1orglaugh , good one.

What do you call Bush voters who aren't millionaires?
Suckers.

How do you tell the first Bush administration from the second Bush administration?

This time the stupid one's in charge.

Antonio 10-24-2005 01:24 PM

hahaha

new to me too, good one

Phoenix 10-24-2005 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IwantU Bryan
Jajaja :1orglaugh , good one.

What do you call Bush voters who aren't millionaires?
Suckers.

How do you tell the first Bush administration from the second Bush administration?

This time the stupid one's in charge.


hehe nice :thumbsup

Paul Welles 10-24-2005 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned
i don't want to be a dick or anything but its been posted..

i don't think it was posted before. It is in this months Maxim or FHm I believe. Probably read it there. he he he

BlueQuartz 10-24-2005 02:23 PM

Bush The Butcher

Doctor Dre 10-24-2005 02:24 PM

Oldie n already posted

EroticistFilms 10-24-2005 02:34 PM

Q - What's Bush's view on Roe vs Wade?

A - He didn't care how they got out of New Orleans!


http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/...on_fishing.jpg
:Oh crap

Swappernet 10-24-2005 02:53 PM

Probably been posted but here goes:

Q.Why does Bin Laden like all his women to shave?

A. He does not like Bush either :disgust

WebairGerard 10-24-2005 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticistFilms
Q - What's Bush's view on Roe vs Wade?

A - He didn't care how they got out of New Orleans!


http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/...on_fishing.jpg
:Oh crap


Funny one

leedsfan 10-24-2005 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

post em if ya got em

i posted that joke last month Brad.

The Truth Hurts 10-24-2005 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Welles
i don't think it was posted before. It is in this months Maxim or FHm I believe. Probably read it there. he he he

this is actually the FOURTH time it's been posted ; )

je_rome 10-24-2005 08:49 PM

Haha..that's a good one. It's something new to me..

Spunky 10-24-2005 08:52 PM

Grog..that kinda sucked man

suzyspanko 10-24-2005 08:54 PM

Heard it before only it was a blonde and not Bush.

dynastoned 10-24-2005 09:04 PM

like i said im not trying to be a dick i was just informing him so he doesn't get flamed like everyone else does when they do something similar. funny joke. :)

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ilian+soldiers

Skillz Unlimited 10-24-2005 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swappernet
Probably been posted but here goes:

Q.Why does Bin Laden like all his women to shave?

A. He does not like Bush either :disgust


boooooooooooo

PixeLs 10-25-2005 04:28 AM

Wasn't that posted here already?

xclusive 10-25-2005 04:33 AM

lol pretty good one I hadn't heard it yet

reed_4 10-25-2005 05:55 AM

that was just funny.

u-Bob 10-25-2005 06:18 AM

funny but old.

Phoenix 10-25-2005 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leedsfan
i posted that joke last month Brad.


damn...im always in your wake ;)

Phoenix 10-25-2005 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Grog..that kinda sucked man


hehe...you are a star in a sea of darkness

i need more bush jokes

tranza 10-25-2005 08:02 AM

haha, that's funny

georgeyw 10-25-2005 09:08 AM

lol thanks that's pretty good

& who cares if it was posted before? I've never seen it

Quagmire 10-25-2005 09:41 AM

lol. funny. New one to me, and thats rare in the day and age of people emailing mountains of bullshit on a daily basis.

sexybabe 10-25-2005 10:03 AM

nice joke, first time i am reading

Phoenix 10-25-2005 10:04 AM

woohoo..goerge bush joke threads kick ass

Jennyfer 10-25-2005 10:28 AM

Haha good joke!!

Manowar 10-25-2005 11:00 AM

hahaha neat

Vitasoy 10-25-2005 11:00 AM

haha not bad, not bad all all.


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