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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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I want to work hard and make money for you and me.( secret info inside )
What is the best program for a hard working noob with over 15 domain names and a shitload of time to work the game. I need to make money and I want to work for it.
Can I work for you or with you? Really hard worker I just need a program to show me the ropes and put me on the right path and you will have not only a great affiliate but a friend for life. I know everything about the net but have no clue what program to start with. I signed up with iwantu.com but at only 1 cent per profile the 5 I got does not put lobster on the table. Contact me , use me for whatever I am an excellent story writer with the imagination of a dark 6 year old I am good at photography work I have access to more college age students then a catholic priest I own 2 digital cameras and a softbox kit, as well as two dightal camcorders I have the cool factor I am a really quick learner If worst came to worst I have 9.5 inches of stunt meat ready to eat I am a Unix/ Linux god and know everything about hosting and servers I want to shoot content but I really don?t know where to start as far as what is marketable. I don?t want to pay models for something that does not sell Guys and girls please help me out here I am ready to begin a beneficial relationship for both of us [email protected] ICQ me lets get moving If you need a story example drop me a topic or a pic to caption in this thread anything ask me for proof |
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Listen, "Newbie" this business, unless you are a sponsor is really an independent, roll up your sleeves, do something different, promote your ass off, kind of business.
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listen up you mean spirited cock sucker. I didnt ask for your dumb ass two cents. If you didnt have anything positive to say you should have kept your malformed fingers off the keyboard. I might be new to the online world but I have been pimpin gimp's like you for over 10 years....so please return to your homosexual closet meat eater and leave me alone
k uuuhh bye |
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I can change this!!!!!
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Best of luck guy lol.
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it is guys like you that bring the predator out in me when you expose all that bitch you have holed up in you
I dont know if I would rather fight you or fuck your stupid ass silly u evil little girl |
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thanks screaming
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Look at least give him a chance
I contacted Mr. "I want to work" off-line and gave him an assignment. I told him I will help make him money if he actually does it. If he does than I will. I give him a 50/50 of completing or never hearing from him again. Holy shit I even gave exact instruction on how to do it and offered to have my lawyer draw up papers at my expense. What are do you think his chances are?
Ps. Yea - thanks screaming he fucking he. He is exactly that clueless but hey if people ask for a chance then why not give them one. Exactly one. |
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forgot
By the way,
I have found my best assistants this way |
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Biz Dev and SEO
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good luck! ;)
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Ryde or Die
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BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
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hahaa... this thread is a plea for help and you are quick to show you are an undeserving lunatic. nice! |
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haaha, what the fuck?
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so go to hell............ for the record Mr bab told me if i can someway deliver him 5 girls per day by offering them the chance to do nude 15 minute free test shoots he would decide wether or not they were worth anything after that and possibly give me some money 5 new unique never seen girls per week were his exact words. He then said if I can do this he will pay me 100 dollars to go down to Miami and find girls for him to shoot. I was going to do this just to get my foot in the door but after reading his post in this thread i quickly realized... He is a nobody so heres to you fuckin up realy good help and a possible friendship bab before it even got started You are the man Anyone else ( if you do not need to have a go at being cool) contact me |
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and by the way I have a copy of our ICQ conversation the word lawyer was never mentioned, I really dont understand the need for some people to lie etc whats with that??
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lol this thread is great..
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I love to racism, bro!
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There was someone on here signing up whales last week... did you miss that boat?
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nice post, unfortunatley people on GFY don't take kind to over eager newbies but I wish you the best of luck. My advice would be to do as much reading as possible and educate yourself. The search feature is a good place to start
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thanks mahoney
and i never heard back from the whale guy |
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Start at the bottom like everyone else. get someone who needs the extra hand to take you under their wing and learn from them. No sponsor is going to give you a job with these circumstances.
You're basically sayin "I'm good, but I can't make my own money" Buck up... find someone small to hire you as a grunt then go from there. |
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#25 |
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This fucker is crazy
I did make an offer off-line. He is crazy enough to think that he can find 10 new models/week and ensure that they show up. I gave him an offer that was 5 in 2 weeks and I would show him how to make a business. Further more if he could do that I would even pay him $100/model that was new. This guy is a psycho.
Never been there never done that. Ps. Psycho, I was your only support. c ya |
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maybe he was overwhealmed. try talking with him. eager people are hard to come by. |
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SO he wanted the mountain but only willing to pay for a mole hill? yeah.. I don;t blame ya. Don't elt people looking tot ake advantage of you get ya down. keep searching. In the meantime, start your own stuff. |
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Go here: http://www.vnwr.com/resources/index.html
and read everything. Then pick a tutorial and work your ass off building websites everyday. Within a few months you should be making some cash. |
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of course I did, gave a bunch of ideas and info. Like many others just a big nothing. Wants to make a big deal here but not actually willing to do anything.
Sorry u r toast |
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i offered a good deal with proof that you could actually deliver.
you cannot you are full of shit gfy |
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if you could deliver on our agreement, what you said you could you would make.
hmmmmmm $4000/mon no problem gffy |
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thanks a million that is the kind of help I am lookin for as well as the guy who posted the xbiz link. thank you both |
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Yea
Only if they can actually do what they say they can. I was willing to give this guy a chance. |
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babz4u, you are the perfect example of why abortions are legal I bet your dad wishes he had ponied up the $350.00 it would have cost to send you down the flusher well son no need to fret............ that right now you can finally do something right and make up for you useless life with the hottest new product on the market the idontwant2liveanymoreanator 2000 its really easy to use and has been adopted by imitation webmasters since the dot com bubble bust just stick your head in sideways and say "2000 take me away" and all will be quiet just imagine the smi,e on your fathers face!!!!!! get yours today you fuckin maggot infested monkey cock sucker son of a bitch |
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ok i've been had, who do you work for?
gfy |
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I love to racism, bro!
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pussyserver is a fucking retard
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I wonder why you never heard back from the whale guy?
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nothing, but you know
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"...dark 6 year old..."
Heh heh, scary. Good luck man. You can always check out the tips over at ARS if they still have em.
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#44 |
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toast this guy
lensman get this dude banned |
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#45 |
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I am a really nice guy who is easy to get along with until someone atacks me or trys to down me then.....
they get fuckin 0wned thats just the way it is. The best thing to do when you see a pussyserver thread is either keep your retarded wrist off your desk or just sweat my balls in every thread you see. if you follow these steps you will be spared the wrath of my ownage |
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jdavis I have read through some of your previous post and.......
I refuse to do a battle of wits with an un armed man go get your big brother or somethin..........................that is if your dad will pull himself out of him long enough for him to post now run along and fetch him boy on the count of 3 1....2...3.. GO! good job cum slurper now plug his abnormally open ass hole and sit him in front of the keyboard I will be waiting |
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How about everyone GFY
Go fuck yourself. |
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he walked out quietly from his home office up the stairs in his leased condo where his sleeping lover lay, there in the dark under the sheets slept the joy of his life and his hart sunk in content his lover was still there He felt like a man tonight he had twice insulted pussyserver on gfy.com and as an unsaid victory for him the fingers behind the board alias did not respond. this was big would this mean an invit o internext, or maybe even one of those big parties that he see the regulars post about on the fubarwebmaster site, he could only wish he refreshed his browser to mae sure pussyserver had been defeated and not served some sort of retaliation while he daydreamed the minutes away. he saunters down into his second hand aeon chair clicks log off on the screen that provides his joy as he re-enters the room upstairs he drops his boxers to the floor and slowly pulls the cover back from his sleeping lover and slowly moves his hand up and down the length of the freshly washed martha stewart sheets he ready and his lover knows it. he gently clears his throat and whispers "i want you right now" almost like a flash of lighti orlly the owl jumps from under the cover with a flesh light and burst into tears .........to be continued |
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