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Old 10-23-2005, 10:40 PM   #1
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What if both of your hands were broken....
...and you wanted to rub one off.

Whats a man to do?

Rub his penis on a table?

Get a handjob from bradM?
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Old 10-23-2005, 10:41 PM   #2
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Id give my girl a promise ring....
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Old 10-23-2005, 10:41 PM   #3
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Most nurses are accommodating......
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Old 10-23-2005, 10:42 PM   #4
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Id give my girl a promise ring....
sweeeeeeet, promise rings are so IN right now man`!
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Old 10-23-2005, 10:42 PM   #5
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Old 10-23-2005, 10:43 PM   #6
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Get a fucking hooker to suck it up
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I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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Old 10-23-2005, 10:44 PM   #7
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Get a fucking hooker to suck it up
Broken arms and hookers are not a good idea. She will probelly beat you up - rob you and dive off in your car.
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Old 10-23-2005, 10:44 PM   #8
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Most nurses are accommodating......
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I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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Old 10-23-2005, 10:45 PM   #9
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Old 10-23-2005, 10:45 PM   #10
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Broken arms and hookers are not a good idea. She will probelly beat you up - rob you and dive off in your car.
HAHAHAHAHA
That wouldn't surprise me ...
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I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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Old 10-23-2005, 10:46 PM   #11
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Getting off is relativly easy.

Trying to wipe your ass is going to be much harder. I would just slide along the carpet like a dog.
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Old 10-23-2005, 10:48 PM   #13
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well u probably find ur car crashed 2 corner later thoo
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Old 10-24-2005, 03:31 AM   #14
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Try to enlarger your penis and start sucking your own.
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Old 10-24-2005, 03:38 AM   #15
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Old 10-24-2005, 05:06 AM   #16
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thank god i'm married
What if she doesn't want to rub it.
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Old 10-24-2005, 05:56 AM   #17
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Look for something to hump on... maybe the faucet.
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Old 10-24-2005, 05:58 AM   #18
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Broken arms and hookers are not a good idea. She will probelly beat you up - rob you and dive off in your car.
you got experience with that ?
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