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xlogger

10-23-2005 10:40 PM

What if both of your hands were broken....

...and you wanted to rub one off.

Whats a man to do?

Rub his penis on a table?

Get a handjob from bradM?

dropped9

10-23-2005 10:41 PM

Id give my girl a promise ring....

Redrob

10-23-2005 10:41 PM

Most nurses are accommodating......

xlogger

10-23-2005 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Id give my girl a promise ring....

sweeeeeeet, promise rings are so IN right now man`!

The Truth Hurts

10-23-2005 10:42 PM

fleshlight between the couch cushions... or.... have a caring wife.

Doctor Dre

10-23-2005 10:43 PM

Get a fucking hooker to suck it up

xlogger

10-23-2005 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Get a fucking hooker to suck it up

Broken arms and hookers are not a good idea. She will probelly beat you up - rob you and dive off in your car.

Doctor Dre

10-23-2005 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrob

Most nurses are accommodating......

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boner 2.0

10-23-2005 10:45 PM

I'm flexible :Graucho

Doctor Dre

10-23-2005 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

Broken arms and hookers are not a good idea. She will probelly beat you up - rob you and dive off in your car.

HAHAHAHAHA
That wouldn't surprise me ...

Corona

10-23-2005 10:46 PM

Getting off is relativly easy.

Trying to wipe your ass is going to be much harder. I would just slide along the carpet like a dog.

sonofsam

10-23-2005 10:46 PM

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4My	10-23-2005 10:48 PM

well u probably find ur car crashed 2 corner later thoo

reynold

10-24-2005 03:31 AM

Try to enlarger your penis and start sucking your own. :1orglaugh

xclusive

10-24-2005 03:38 AM

thank god i'm married:)

reynold

10-24-2005 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive

thank god i'm married:)

What if she doesn't want to rub it. :(

Vitasoy

10-24-2005 05:56 AM

Look for something to hump on... maybe the faucet. :upsidedow

gangbangjoe

10-24-2005 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

Broken arms and hookers are not a good idea. She will probelly beat you up - rob you and dive off in your car.

you got experience with that ?

u-Bob

10-24-2005 06:00 AM

find yourself a sheep :)

Manowar

10-24-2005 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Id give my girl a promise ring....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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