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Old 10-22-2005, 11:28 PM   #1
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Ouch! broke my collarbone

got drunk on friday. fell down the stairs like an asshat. *snap*

smoked some weed for once, went to sleep. took 2 hrs to see a doctor, who said i did a good job, broke the shit out of it,

fuck bone against bone hurts like a mofo!

first broken bone!
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Old 10-22-2005, 11:30 PM   #2
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you probably weren't even trying to impress the ladies, just like any other closet homo college dropout, getting drunk infront of his guy friends and all competiting who can be the biggest faggot.
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Old 10-22-2005, 11:33 PM   #3
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you probably weren't even trying to impress the ladies, just like any other closet homo college dropout, getting drunk infront of his guy friends and all competiting who can be the biggest faggot.
yep did meatspin and everything.

no chicks, no problems there either. but time for sympathy sex yay!
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Old 10-22-2005, 11:34 PM   #4
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yep did meatspin and everything.

no chicks, no problems there either. but time for sympathy sex yay!

i think walmart has everyday low prices on vasaline, tell your boyfriends to use gloves, they call it "sanitary" or something???
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Old 10-22-2005, 11:36 PM   #5
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I will sorry for you the ones that get drunk in such ways. Maybe next time you will break more bones... so if you enjoy staying in the hospital good luck with the drinking
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Old 10-22-2005, 11:39 PM   #6
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i think walmart has everyday low prices on vasaline, tell your boyfriends to use gloves, they call it "sanitary" or something???
p1mpd0g?

i bet you are 14, sound like it.

hehe yeah. careful where you put your slippers. must h ave been funny to see.
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Old 10-22-2005, 11:39 PM   #7
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Ouch.. Never go down steps when drunk
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Old 10-22-2005, 11:48 PM   #8
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p1mpd0g?

i bet you are 14, sound like it.

hehe yeah. careful where you put your slippers. must h ave been funny to see.
are you on his dick?

wow you got drunk
your boyfriend dropped you on your back and you broke your collar bone.

whoopie like we care.

"i sound like i am 14" yet you fall downstairs trying to impress a bunch of cockriders. wow dude you get an ass banana for your monkeyness, LOSER.
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Old 10-22-2005, 11:50 PM   #9
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i love you!

yeah, first broken bone. hoped for similar broken bone posts, not 14yo surfer posts.

meet me in vegas! id love to make meatspin with ya! see? cocktastic!
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Old 10-22-2005, 11:51 PM   #10
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only one witness, one person over sadly. i wish i was as cool as you to think of this idea
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Old 10-22-2005, 11:52 PM   #11
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sorry dude no chance, i dont like hanging with the guy that plays the punk rocker at the gay clubs.

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Old 10-22-2005, 11:54 PM   #12
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totally. look at that guy. long hair-teh gays.

I think I love you more than juicy, or p1mpd0g.
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Old 10-23-2005, 02:05 AM   #13
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Congrats; first time really hurts.
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