Ouch! broke my collarbone
 

got drunk on friday. fell down the stairs like an asshat. *snap*

smoked some weed for once, went to sleep. took 2 hrs to see a doctor, who said i did a good job, broke the shit out of it,

fuck bone against bone hurts like a mofo!

first broken bone!

you probably weren't even trying to impress the ladies, just like any other closet homo college dropout, getting drunk infront of his guy friends and all competiting who can be the biggest faggot.

yep did meatspin and everything.

no chicks, no problems there either. but time for sympathy sex yay!

i think walmart has everyday low prices on vasaline, tell your boyfriends to use gloves, they call it "sanitary" or something???

I will sorry for you the ones that get drunk in such ways. Maybe next time you will break more bones... so if you enjoy staying in the hospital good luck with the drinking :)

p1mpd0g?

i bet you are 14, sound like it.

hehe yeah. careful where you put your slippers. must h ave been funny to see.

Ouch.. Never go down steps when drunk :Oh crap

are you on his dick?

wow you got drunk
your boyfriend dropped you on your back and you broke your collar bone.

whoopie like we care.

"i sound like i am 14" yet you fall downstairs trying to impress a bunch of cockriders. wow dude you get an ass banana for your monkeyness, LOSER.

i love you!

yeah, first broken bone. hoped for similar broken bone posts, not 14yo surfer posts.

meet me in vegas! id love to make meatspin with ya! see? cocktastic!

only one witness, one person over sadly. i wish i was as cool as you to think of this idea

sorry dude no chance, i dont like hanging with the guy that plays the punk rocker at the gay clubs.

http://myspace-431.vo.llnwd.net/0005...53358431_m.jpg

totally. look at that guy. long hair-teh gays.

I think I love you more than juicy, or p1mpd0g.

Congrats; first time really hurts. :pimp