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so there's a warrant for my arrest and i don't anwser my door every time they knock..
earlier i got pissed at my girl and decided to utilize my car and emergency brake to conduct 180 spins and misc. methods of destroying grass all over her parents front yard.
anyone know what i'll be looking at? fines? jail time? probation?
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turn yourself in, spend a night in jail, and get bail?
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still deny it, but turn yourself in if theres a warrent for your arrest, be like what did i do?
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I need a beer
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Prepare to get that asshole destructed by big black cock
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i doubt theres a warrant for your arrest... probably trying to serve you papers so you can show up to court... thats a civil suit.
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Call your lawyer and go and turn yourself in and offer to pay for the grass and you might get off with just that.
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#8 |
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Turn yourself into a psychiatric ward
From what I see on GFY about you you need special care |
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#9 |
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This is by far the dumbest fucking thread of the day.
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#10 |
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Talk to the cops, talk to the parents and work it out. The worst thing you can do is not talk an avoid people. (nice pics by the way)
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Leaving the scene of property damage- up to 2 years Driving to endanger- loss of license indefinately-- imprisonment up to 5 years Now, if you have no record & a clean driving record, nothing will happen, just a fine & restitution..call her parents & tell them you hired a lanscaper to fix it, then get someone over there to repair it. Cant be charged for breaking anything if it's not broken edit--saw the pics--that isnt nothing.. dont worry about it... do they have a driveway? tell the cops it was wet & muddy & you got stuck? |
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Why the fuck destroy her parents grass like that..I would make you pay for the damage
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Hey spunky, suck my dick. I don't give a fuck. I'd run you over faggot. Some people have anger issues and don't hestitate to lose their minds, I'm sorry that you're a well manored little girl in a pink skirt.
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#14 |
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Wait...so you were pissed at your girl so you went to her house (PARENT'S HOUSE) and proceeded to destroy their property? That's very immature.
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Fight with your girl and all, no reason to punish the parents you know?
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congrats to the winners
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probably some kind of juvenile detention facility...
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You're lucky her dad called the cops instead of taking a crowbar to your head and your car, because thats what I would have done.
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your ass need help.. go put yourself up somewhere.
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I love to racism, bro!
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well you should talk to her parents, say you are sorry and fix the problem
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And I see children's toys in the first pics right by the ruts, yeah thats gonna look great to the judge or district attorney.
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confess your sins to the GFY trollz and say 10 hail maries
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lmao, what a fuckin idiot...
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#28 |
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had that been my lawn.............and daughter..................
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thats honestly pretty funny to me
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What did she do?
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i would have shot his ass for messin up my lawn, plus I would have thought he was crazy and a threat to my daughter
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Deny everything. Blame gophers.
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Turn yourself in, get a lawyer!
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you're a fucking moron. How old are you? 16?
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Shoot it out! Dont let those pig bastards get to you!
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Most people with serious anger management issues are at least smart enough to destroy their OWN property so that when they cool off they can just write a check to get it fixed and nothing ever happened.
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You're dumb.
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You better get yourself a good lawyer. A judge is going to look at those pics and want to nail you.
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haha you're such a pussy to fuck with her parent's house
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ever done triple anal?
where you're going you are going to learn all about it. just make sure you get it on film. |
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