This just in: AdultMegaCash is pleased to announce that $$$ has been brought on board to develop business relationships with an older audience.
They felt he was uniquely qualified for the position based on his clear communication and direct link to those above the age of 40, and his impressive posts on GFY relating to "tearing up other people's shit" and "pretend scammer call-out threads". High marks were given to $$$'s "board persona" for creativity and excellence in being a member of the human race.
Congrats $$$, good luck!
