A History Lesson: Lincoln vs. Kennedy - GoFuckYourself.com

Playa-Deak · 10-18-2005, 07:45 PM

History Lesson

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy huh?

10-18-2005, 07:47 PM

what can this mean?

pornguy · 10-18-2005, 07:47 PM

I have seen that before. But it is strange.

nofx · 10-18-2005, 07:50 PM

anyone actually look it up and verify any of it was real?

gruvr777 · 10-18-2005, 08:07 PM

"A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. "

Should read...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was "IN" Marilyn Monroe.

$5 submissions · 10-18-2005, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gruvr777

"A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. "

Should read...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was "IN" Marilyn Monroe.

gruvr777 · 10-18-2005, 08:13 PM

Actually... I just looked it up, and Marilyn Monroe died on August 5th, 1962. So at least that one fact would be wrong, since Kennedy died on November 21, 1963.
But hey, it sounds cool.

tony286 · 10-18-2005, 08:14 PM

its spooky nothing more

TheSenator · 10-18-2005, 09:10 PM

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm

TheSenator · 10-18-2005, 09:10 PM

I also found something new http://scholar.google.com/

Th!nk · 10-18-2005, 09:12 PM

That's pretty strange! The story repeat itself!

reynold · 10-18-2005, 11:48 PM

Old, but I still find that pretty strange.

gideongallery · 10-18-2005, 11:56 PM

really long preanble to get to a one line punchline

Walrus · 10-19-2005, 12:21 AM

Yeah, that is ominous. I remember a subsitute teacher in Elementary School gave us that story one day. We all listened so attentively to him, what a great storyteller that teacher was.

TreasureBucks · 10-19-2005, 01:22 AM

I read that in a ripley's beleive it or not book.

reynold · 10-19-2005, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TreasureBucks

I read that in a ripley's beleive it or not book.

Really? I didn't know that ripley's has some shit contents in it.

Kard63 · 10-19-2005, 02:28 AM

Yep, seen all of it, except the very last fact, about 15 years ago.

10-18-2005, 07:45 PM	#1
Playa-Deak Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chi-Town Posts: 1,065	A History Lesson: Lincoln vs. Kennedy History Lesson Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Now hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.' Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.' Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker... A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. Creepy huh? __________________ I shoot Amateur Porn. Mostly Black Girls and Some White Gals... My site is www.FreakyDeak.com Check me out! ICQ: 205-608-095

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10-18-2005, 08:07 PM	#5
gruvr777 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 306	"A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. " Should read... A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland A week before Kennedy was shot, he was "IN" Marilyn Monroe.

10-18-2005, 08:13 PM	#7
gruvr777 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 306	Actually... I just looked it up, and Marilyn Monroe died on August 5th, 1962. So at least that one fact would be wrong, since Kennedy died on November 21, 1963. But hey, it sounds cool.

10-18-2005, 08:14 PM	#8
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	its spooky nothing more

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Th!nk Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 6,996	That's pretty strange! The story repeat itself!

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Old, but I still find that pretty strange.

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10-19-2005, 12:21 AM	#14
Walrus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: USA Posts: 2,150	Yeah, that is ominous. I remember a subsitute teacher in Elementary School gave us that story one day. We all listened so attentively to him, what a great storyteller that teacher was.

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Kard63 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 237 619 975 Posts: 8,944	Yep, seen all of it, except the very last fact, about 15 years ago. __________________