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Bas · 10-14-2005, 02:35 AM

Husband called home to his wife and said,
Darling, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss
and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been
wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out
my rod and fishing box?
We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things
up."

"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said,
"Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't
you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box.....

BTW, got some textlinks available in the ARCHIVES of Worldsex and Al4a, so hit me up if interested!

DennisK · 10-14-2005, 02:39 AM

u-Bob · 10-14-2005, 03:16 AM

LOL

adamneve · 10-14-2005, 03:20 AM

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Corleone · 10-14-2005, 03:39 AM

LauraLee · 10-14-2005, 04:13 AM

So thats why i'm not married! ;)

Hi Bas *waves*

Bas · 10-14-2005, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee

So thats why i'm not married! ;)

Hi Bas *waves*

Smart girl

Markit · 10-14-2005, 04:20 AM

LauraLee · 10-14-2005, 04:25 AM

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EroticySteve · 10-14-2005, 08:57 AM

Cheaters make me sick.

kmanrox · 10-14-2005, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve

Cheaters make me sick.

lol.... no comment

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EroticySteve · 10-14-2005, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

lol.... no comment

There's no reason to cheat. If you have to cheat, perhaps that relationship isn't the right one for you.

That joke is a good one though. Owned.

juicyjuice · 10-14-2005, 09:42 AM

what if you are really into the person, but sexually you have needs that she cannot meet? you might not necessarily want a relationship with anyone else, but want sex outside the relationship.

/end thread hijack

Jollyjoe · 10-14-2005, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bas

Husband called home to his wife and said,
Darling, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss
and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been
wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out
my rod and fishing box?
We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things
up."

"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said,
"Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't
you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box.....

BTW, got some textlinks available in the ARCHIVES of Worldsex and Al4a, so hit me up if interested!

Nice one

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