Don't marry a smart woman!
 

Husband called home to his wife and said,
Darling, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss
and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been
wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out
my rod and fishing box?
We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things
up."

"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said,
"Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't
you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"



You'll love the answer...




The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box.....


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LOL, classic lover boy

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So thats why i'm not married! ;)

Hi Bas *waves*

Smart girl :winkwink:

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The best stuff I´ve red in a while

lovely :thumbsup
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haha :1orglaugh awesome

good laugh

oops....

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What about ... OWNED

Smart women are the best in bed. :winkwink:

hahahaha... great! Took me 4 seconds before I got it! :1orglaugh

Cheaters make me sick.

lol.... no comment

amazing lol !

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fucking great

Holy Fuck - that's Great - ROFL

There's no reason to cheat. If you have to cheat, perhaps that relationship isn't the right one for you.

That joke is a good one though. Owned.

what if you are really into the person, but sexually you have needs that she cannot meet? you might not necessarily want a relationship with anyone else, but want sex outside the relationship.

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Nice one :thumbsup

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