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Sarah_Jayne · 10-13-2005, 03:07 AM

Musical breast implants

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html

Serge Litehead · 10-13-2005, 04:12 AM

i can just imagine being with girl having those
"don't touch them you will screw up my player!"

how about buildin speakers with those?

sickbeatz · 10-13-2005, 04:14 AM

where would the batteries go?

u-Bob · 10-13-2005, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by sickbeatz

where would the batteries go?

good question

Sarah_Jayne · 10-13-2005, 04:32 AM

I wonder what happens if it skips.

HarrytheNazi · 10-13-2005, 04:34 AM

Turn your fucking boobs down.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-13-2005, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by blerche

Turn your fucking boobs down.

reynold · 10-13-2005, 04:48 AM

If that's the case, then there's no reason for me to bring my Ipod everytime I'm with my chip implanted chick.

Vitasoy · 10-13-2005, 04:57 AM

WTF lol... That's a stupid idea...

volante · 10-13-2005, 06:22 AM

"Quite how playback is achieved we're not quite sure, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect.

Likewise, God alone knows how you select tracks, but breasts do come equipped with a pleasing alternative to the iPod's selector wheel. We can imagine the scenario:
Girlfriend: "Oi, what the bloody hell are you doing?"
Boyfriend: "Hold on, I'm just scrolling down to Stairway to Heaven." "

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10...reast_implant/

spanky part 2 · 10-13-2005, 06:55 AM

Maybe you just plug your headphones in her ass for full stereo sound.

Funbrunette · 10-13-2005, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by sickbeatz

where would the batteries go?

My thoughts exactly!

8 Characters · 10-13-2005, 07:01 AM

What's next, a microphone built into your penis for recording secret anti-obscenity speeches?

Sarah_Jayne · 10-13-2005, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by 8 Characters

What's next, a microphone built into your penis for recording secret anti-obscenity speeches?

10-13-2005, 03:07 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Musical breast implants Musical breast implants Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants. One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection. BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years. BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist. According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful." The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	If that's the case, then there's no reason for me to bring my Ipod everytime I'm with my chip implanted chick.

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volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	"Quite how playback is achieved we're not quite sure, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect. Likewise, God alone knows how you select tracks, but breasts do come equipped with a pleasing alternative to the iPod's selector wheel. We can imagine the scenario: Girlfriend: "Oi, what the bloody hell are you doing?" Boyfriend: "Hold on, I'm just scrolling down to Stairway to Heaven." " http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10...reast_implant/

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