Musical breast implants
 

Musical breast implants

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html

i can just imagine being with girl having those
"don't touch them you will screw up my player!"

how about buildin speakers with those?

where would the batteries go?

good question :)

I wonder what happens if it skips.

Turn your fucking boobs down.

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If that's the case, then there's no reason for me to bring my Ipod everytime I'm with my chip implanted chick. :winkwink:

WTF lol... That's a stupid idea...

"Quite how playback is achieved we're not quite sure, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect.

Likewise, God alone knows how you select tracks, but breasts do come equipped with a pleasing alternative to the iPod's selector wheel. We can imagine the scenario:
Girlfriend: "Oi, what the bloody hell are you doing?"
Boyfriend: "Hold on, I'm just scrolling down to Stairway to Heaven." "

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10...reast_implant/

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Maybe you just plug your headphones in her ass for full stereo sound.

My thoughts exactly! :1orglaugh

What's next, a microphone built into your penis for recording secret anti-obscenity speeches?

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