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10-12-2005, 12:36 PM
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Pussy Joke!
One day God asked Adam "Wheres Eve?"
Adam awnsered "Oh she went swimming in the lake" God said "SSHHHIIIITTT!" Adam asked " whats wrong?" God awnsered "Now I'll never be able to get that smell off the fish"  |
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10-12-2005, 12:40 PM
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10-12-2005, 03:12 PM
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My Sig was too Big! :(
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hahaha nice one
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10-12-2005, 07:55 PM
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Nice one Zeina!
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10-12-2005, 07:58 PM
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LOL. You bad.
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10-12-2005, 07:59 PM
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10-12-2005, 08:00 PM
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That was pretty good
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10-12-2005, 08:00 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Heh heh..that was kinda funny
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10-12-2005, 08:29 PM
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Good one!
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10-12-2005, 08:30 PM
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i want to spank you with a fish....
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10-12-2005, 08:31 PM
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10-12-2005, 08:32 PM
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I like that one. Made me smile.
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10-12-2005, 08:32 PM
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not to mention, halibut is in season right now. |
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10-12-2005, 09:10 PM
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hahahaha that's a good one..!
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10-12-2005, 09:14 PM
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here are some.
------------------ The young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first visit home since starting college. "Mom, I have to tell you," the girl confessed. "I lost my virginity last weekend." "I'm not surprised," said her mother. "It was bound to happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable experience." "Well, yes and no," the pretty student remarked. "The first eight guys felt great, but after them my pussy got real sore." |
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10-12-2005, 09:16 PM
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lol nice adam.eve joke
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10-12-2005, 10:34 PM
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lol.. okay that's too much to handle
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10-13-2005, 12:11 AM
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Pussy And Bitch:
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He says "well, pussy and bitch". She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy." He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning. Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch. Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy." "OK dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son" he says, "everything outside that circle." |
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10-13-2005, 12:23 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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muhahah not bad, not bad at all.
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