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  • Zeina-Heart
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    • Sep 2005
    • 670

    #1

    Pussy Joke!

    One day God asked Adam "Wheres Eve?"
    Adam awnsered "Oh she went swimming in the lake"
    God said "SSHHHIIIITTT!"
    Adam asked " whats wrong?"
    God awnsered "Now I'll never be able to get that smell off the fish"
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  • Manowar
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    • Dec 2003
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    #2

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    • wildgirl
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      • May 2005
      • 2554

      #3
      hahaha nice one
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      • reynold
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        • Oct 2002
        • 51271

        #4
        Nice one Zeina!

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        • Adult Site Traffic
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          • Mar 2003
          • 5093

          #5
          LOL. You bad.

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          • HorseShit
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            • Dec 2004
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            #6

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            • Hornydog4cooter
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              • Jan 2005
              • 2859

              #7
              That was pretty good

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              • Spunky
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                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #8
                Heh heh..that was kinda funny

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                • Violetta
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                  • Jul 2004
                  • 28735

                  #9
                  Good one!
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                  • wallst
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                    • Aug 2004
                    • 1621

                    #10
                    i want to spank you with a fish....
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                    • Zeina-Heart
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                      • Sep 2005
                      • 670

                      #11
                      Originally posted by wallst
                      i want to spank you with a fish....
                      ...lol why
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                      • pornguy
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 62910

                        #12
                        I like that one. Made me smile.
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                        • wallst
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                          • Aug 2004
                          • 1621

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Zeina-Heart
                          ...lol why
                          because you've been a very bad girl...

                          not to mention, halibut is in season right now.
                          Last edited by wallst; 10-12-2005, 07:34 PM.
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                          • Kla wolven
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                            • Apr 2005
                            • 457

                            #14
                            hahahaha that's a good one..!
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                            • Kla wolven
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 457

                              #15
                              here are some.
                              ------------------
                              The young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with
                              her mother on her first
                              visit home since starting college. "Mom, I have to
                              tell you," the girl
                              confessed. "I lost my virginity last weekend."
                              "I'm not surprised," said her mother. "It was
                              bound to happen sooner or
                              later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable
                              experience."
                              "Well, yes and no," the pretty student remarked.
                              "The first eight guys felt
                              great, but after them my pussy got real sore."
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                              • elitetec
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                                • Sep 2005
                                • 4944

                                #16
                                lol nice adam.eve joke



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                                • sniperwolf
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                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 17743

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Kla wolven
                                  here are some.
                                  ------------------
                                  The young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with
                                  her mother on her first
                                  visit home since starting college. "Mom, I have to
                                  tell you," the girl
                                  confessed. "I lost my virginity last weekend."
                                  "I'm not surprised," said her mother. "It was
                                  bound to happen sooner or
                                  later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable
                                  experience."
                                  "Well, yes and no," the pretty student remarked.
                                  "The first eight guys felt
                                  great, but after them my pussy got real sore."

                                  lol.. okay that's too much to handle
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                                  • reynold
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 51271

                                    #18
                                    Pussy And Bitch:
                                    A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
                                    She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
                                    He says "well, pussy and bitch".
                                    She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."
                                    He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
                                    Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
                                    He tells him...pussy and bitch.
                                    Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."
                                    "OK dad, so what's a bitch?"
                                    "Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

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                                    • Vitasoy
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                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 58202

                                      #19
                                      muhahah not bad, not bad at all.


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