The ultimate job: Playboy is hiring graphic designers! - GoFuckYourself.com

Lensman · 10-12-2005, 12:12 PM

That's right. Due to the hot new projects we have in the works, we have openings for 3 graphic designers. This is your chance to join the world's most respected Entertainment Company for Adults. We offer a fun and challenging environment, great work conditions, medical, dental and vision benefits, 401K plan, and employees can even buy Playboy stock at a discounted price. Members of our team are also permitted do side work on their own time, within limits of course.

This postion is located in our offices in Los Angeles or Northern California. No telecommuniting postions are available, don't even ask. (Foreign guys: this requires U.S. citizenship or a greencard, we do not provide this)

We have 3 different positions requiring different levels design capabilities:

You need to have at least 3 years experience in graphic design of adult-oriented sites or galleries. You must be proficient at Photoshop (we will test), and you must send links to samples you've created. There are different pay levels depending on capabilities, and since you will be part of a NYSE traded company, the ability to advance is unlimited.

Is it time for you to change what you're doing and do something your Mom would be proud of?

email lensman at adult.com with your experience and samples.

p1mpdogg · 10-12-2005, 12:13 PM

I hear amp needs a job

LOL

Jakke PNG · 10-12-2005, 12:14 PM

mommy's proud of me now...

Manowar · 10-12-2005, 12:15 PM

Woah, awesome oppurtunity

Jakke PNG · 10-12-2005, 12:15 PM

If I wasn't eurotrash, and run my own shit I'd definately apply for that place though.

MadCat · 10-12-2005, 12:15 PM

May i suggest Amputate Your Head ?

haha

Juicy D. Links · 10-12-2005, 12:16 PM

Nice opportunity yo.

BTW has Hef asked who is that sexy male with his pics all over gfy?

Kevsh · 10-12-2005, 12:17 PM

Sounds amazing, but I'd think the ultimate job would be "Playboy needs new CEO"
No business background / experience required, only a love of goddesses and being able to get at least 1 hour of work done a week

Rinaldo · 10-12-2005, 12:19 PM

Great opportunity.

Jace · 10-12-2005, 12:30 PM

the ultimate job isn't one that I have to commute to, and being in LA makes it probably the least desireable job in my book....LA is a shit stain on the ass of the devil

kaktuz · 10-12-2005, 12:31 PM

/me starts reading photoshop tuts ;)

seeric · 10-12-2005, 12:31 PM

here we go. this thread will get huge.

theres a ton of them here.

JD · 10-12-2005, 12:37 PM

too bad I suck with that shit

AmateurFlix · 10-12-2005, 12:44 PM

damn, this is tempting lol

thediablo · 10-12-2005, 12:50 PM

w00t!
Exelent op.!!!

To bad i dont have Greencard of Citizenship

maybe next time :D

Verbal · 10-12-2005, 12:52 PM

Damn! Sounds like a fantastic opportunity.

dynastoned · 10-12-2005, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

the ultimate job isn't one that I have to commute to, and being in LA makes it probably the least desireable job in my book....LA is a shit stain on the ass of the devil

he said northern cali too if that makes any difference.

wdsguy · 10-12-2005, 12:56 PM

very nice opportunity.

pornstar2pac · 10-12-2005, 12:57 PM

can I have a job lensman?

Juicy D. Links · 10-12-2005, 01:07 PM

mad views

bigdog · 10-12-2005, 01:10 PM

i hear amp is avilable

Thomas1007 · 10-12-2005, 01:10 PM

wow excellent opportunity for a few designers
best of luck.

poppet · 10-12-2005, 01:11 PM

Dude, my mother wouldn't be proud of me if I won a fucking Nobel prize.

But this sounds like a helluva lot more fun.

Great opportunity for those who are qualified!

dropped9 · 10-12-2005, 03:29 PM

That sounds like a slamming job.... Too bad I aint a designer...

Violetta · 10-12-2005, 03:29 PM

ohlala... Too bad I aint a designer!

Rebecca Love · 10-12-2005, 03:30 PM

Lensman, can you let Playboy know they need more busty redheads! Oh, and I am available!

Rob · 10-12-2005, 03:31 PM

Honestly, this is an opportunity of a lifetime! I would jump on this faster than Headless would jump on a twinkie if I wasn't already wrapped up in 5 million other things.

Good luck and congrats to whomever gets the position!

Lensman · 10-12-2005, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebecca Love

Lensman, can you let Playboy know they need more busty redheads! Oh, and I am available!

We don't have enough, that's for sure!

BucksMania · 10-12-2005, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poppet

Dude, my mother wouldn't be proud of me if I won a fucking Nobel prize.

cool1 · 10-12-2005, 03:45 PM

Sounds like a awesome posistion for someone.
Now I wish I had learned more about site designing.

Adult Cash Provider Carl · 10-12-2005, 03:54 PM

damn that must be a dream job

Nicky · 10-12-2005, 04:04 PM

wow, very nice job opportunity for a designer

There are plenty of em here at GFY so I guess you will find some good ones

Morgan · 10-12-2005, 04:05 PM

someone's stoked.

that's an awesome job!!!

JFK · 10-12-2005, 04:14 PM

good luck to all the applicants

chronic avenger · 10-12-2005, 04:31 PM

E mail sent

TheMob · 10-12-2005, 04:32 PM

Can I come to work in my boxers?

BAKO · 10-12-2005, 04:33 PM

Good Opportunity

emthree · 10-12-2005, 04:36 PM

Hey Lens, create a "Playboy Village" in Cali.
Housing for all the Playboy employees!

Seriously though, what's the zip code to the area? I need to get out of NY

BlueQuartz · 10-12-2005, 04:37 PM

jobs are for suckers

seattle · 10-12-2005, 04:49 PM

What color are the robes?

Jer · 10-12-2005, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueQuartz

jobs are for suckers

I like to suck female boobs

Great opportunity!

Graphics Master XXX · 10-12-2005, 04:58 PM

ahh damnit! now i definitly hate being Canadian.. I could only wish you guys would open up an office up here

Lensboy · 10-12-2005, 05:14 PM

Did Barry finally get axed?

wdsguy · 10-12-2005, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensboy

Did Barry finally get axed?

fake nicks sucks

wdsguy · 10-12-2005, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornstar2pac

can I have a job lensman?

Isn't your job the official ass kisser?

Spunky · 10-12-2005, 05:24 PM

Awesome opportunity for somebody

Tylo · 10-12-2005, 06:00 PM

Wish I lived in cali, This job sounds sweet!! but I cant relocate, congrats to who ever lands it though.

Lace · 10-12-2005, 06:13 PM

What a great job opportunity!

Sosa · 10-12-2005, 06:27 PM

kickass job for some designers

adultchica · 10-12-2005, 06:36 PM

WHOOPS.

Good luck everyone

10-12-2005, 12:12 PM	#1
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	The ultimate job: Playboy is hiring graphic designers! That's right. Due to the hot new projects we have in the works, we have openings for 3 graphic designers. This is your chance to join the world's most respected Entertainment Company for Adults. We offer a fun and challenging environment, great work conditions, medical, dental and vision benefits, 401K plan, and employees can even buy Playboy stock at a discounted price. Members of our team are also permitted do side work on their own time, within limits of course. This postion is located in our offices in Los Angeles or Northern California. No telecommuniting postions are available, don't even ask. (Foreign guys: this requires U.S. citizenship or a greencard, we do not provide this) We have 3 different positions requiring different levels design capabilities: You need to have at least 3 years experience in graphic design of adult-oriented sites or galleries. You must be proficient at Photoshop (we will test), and you must send links to samples you've created. There are different pay levels depending on capabilities, and since you will be part of a NYSE traded company, the ability to advance is unlimited. Is it time for you to change what you're doing and do something your Mom would be proud of? email lensman at adult.com with your experience and samples.

10-12-2005, 12:13 PM	#2
p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	I hear amp needs a job LOL __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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10-12-2005, 12:15 PM	#4
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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Nice opportunity yo. BTW has Hef asked who is that sexy male with his pics all over gfy?

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Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	Sounds amazing, but I'd think the ultimate job would be "Playboy needs new CEO" No business background / experience required, only a love of goddesses and being able to get at least 1 hour of work done a week

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Rinaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: South Florida Posts: 5,086	Great opportunity.

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Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	the ultimate job isn't one that I have to commute to, and being in LA makes it probably the least desireable job in my book....LA is a shit stain on the ass of the devil

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	here we go. this thread will get huge. theres a ton of them here.

10-12-2005, 12:37 PM	#13
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	too bad I suck with that shit

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Verbal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,420	Damn! Sounds like a fantastic opportunity.

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wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	very nice opportunity.

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	mad views

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bigdog Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,964	i hear amp is avilable

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Thomas1007 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: BC Canada Posts: 5,542	wow excellent opportunity for a few designers best of luck. __________________ BUY THIS SPOT CONTACT ME FOR DETAILS Contact Email

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dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	That sounds like a slamming job.... Too bad I aint a designer...

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Honestly, this is an opportunity of a lifetime! I would jump on this faster than Headless would jump on a twinkie if I wasn't already wrapped up in 5 million other things. Good luck and congrats to whomever gets the position! __________________

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emthree Dialer Kingpin Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New York Posts: 10,816	Hey Lens, create a "Playboy Village" in Cali. Housing for all the Playboy employees! Seriously though, what's the zip code to the area? I need to get out of NY __________________ • Sell Patches & Pills •