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Platinumpimp · 10-16-2005, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by neverlearn

I would be willing to work for fuck all...minimum wage for the first year as long as I could be part of this...I dont have a pornfolio so to speak...
But if I could work for Playboy...hell ya... this would be my settle down...
Unfortunatley I work / live in Canada...
But if you try me, I will not dissapoint...
Bottom line is the female body is the greatest thing ever created its an easy fun design spot.
and if you want someone with style, whose dedicated to deliver and willing to go through change after change after change after change... test me on photoshop or illustratorand see where I stand...
Im your man
at your command ... yesterday... I work fast...
[email protected]

So basically you would be willing to work @ minimum wage for a year for a pair of tits?

But I am not here to bash Lensman his thread, just was a fun read.

neverlearn · 10-16-2005, 07:36 AM

yes.
I just want to be stable...this...is stable

Platinumpimp · 10-16-2005, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by neverlearn

yes.
I just want to be stable...this...is stable

Well whatever floats your boat I guess. Being stable IS important, that is a fact.

neverlearn · 10-16-2005, 07:46 AM

ok chances are that Lensman and the rest of Playboy is looking for some seasoned vets... who have been doing that sort of design for years..I just see the post..And I would be a fool not to put in my 2 cents in...because it is a MASSIVE opportunity!

Ive worked for some big corps...but Lensman and Playboy...please... any designer who meets thier req's would be absolutley stoopit to not try for this...its a solid position...if you work it... all big corps the same... work it... make the money... if you work... you become part of the team... after a year and your proven ability... you become a team member... what a honor...

AdultRMX · 10-16-2005, 09:53 AM

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(Foreign guys: this requires U.S. citizenship or a greencard, we do not provide this)

i think if you could provide some working visa or something, that would be awesome. I am sure many foreign designers will grab this job

-rmx

10-16-2005, 07:36 AM	#102
neverlearn Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Banners, FPA, HPA, FLASH, Illustration, Web Design, Print, posters, business cards, LOGOS ...ICQ 210-450-833 Posts: 2,085	yes. I just want to be stable...this...is stable __________________ DICK TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

10-16-2005, 07:46 AM	#104
neverlearn Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Banners, FPA, HPA, FLASH, Illustration, Web Design, Print, posters, business cards, LOGOS ...ICQ 210-450-833 Posts: 2,085	ok chances are that Lensman and the rest of Playboy is looking for some seasoned vets... who have been doing that sort of design for years..I just see the post..And I would be a fool not to put in my 2 cents in...because it is a MASSIVE opportunity! Ive worked for some big corps...but Lensman and Playboy...please... any designer who meets thier req's would be absolutley stoopit to not try for this...its a solid position...if you work it... all big corps the same... work it... make the money... if you work... you become part of the team... after a year and your proven ability... you become a team member... what a honor... __________________ DICK TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.