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adultchica · 10-12-2005, 06:37 PM

50....beat ya WOJ ya fucker :-P

darnit · 10-12-2005, 06:42 PM

Whats the approx pay range?

Adult Site Traffic · 10-12-2005, 06:44 PM

I can't even build a banner. I doubt they will hire me

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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-12-2005, 06:53 PM

Since when did Adult.com have offices in LA?

When is Lunch good for you?

toddler · 10-12-2005, 07:05 PM

all the ass kissers come out, heh

camouflaged123 · 10-12-2005, 07:16 PM

I wish i had a greencard too...too bad!

elitetec · 10-12-2005, 07:17 PM

damn wish i knew how to do this

HAPPYPEEKERS · 10-12-2005, 07:22 PM

Wow..this is an amazing chance.. I wish everyone the very best of luck..
This is the type of job that alot of people dream of!

Lensboy · 10-12-2005, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy

fake nicks sucks

you got me... bang

Vitasoy · 10-12-2005, 07:46 PM

A sweet opportunity we have here

pornpf69 · 10-12-2005, 09:13 PM

working for playboy must be a very nice thing....

elitetec · 10-12-2005, 09:15 PM

money and ass wats better

NoWhErE · 10-12-2005, 09:25 PM

Lensman, how about some professionnal editors? I bet I could impress you ;)

AmeliaG · 10-12-2005, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poppet

Dude, my mother wouldn't be proud of me if I won a fucking Nobel prize.

But this sounds like a helluva lot more fun.

Great opportunity for those who are qualified!

We are related! Nobel prize, Playboy designer, SpookyCash head honcho, President, etc. all be about the same level of approval/disapproval.

media · 10-12-2005, 09:41 PM

NICE.. 3 years ago I woulda gone for this.. This is a top notch plan for someone with some skill who hasnt already progressed to something big..

Nice offer Lens!!!!

Rebecca Love · 10-12-2005, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman

We don't have enough, that's for sure!

Glad we could agree....

camouflaged123 · 10-12-2005, 11:01 PM

I am off to be a professional graphic designer... ;)

Red Ezra · 10-12-2005, 11:14 PM

nice offer - good luck gfy'rs

Greg B · 10-13-2005, 12:19 AM

Say Lensman, do they need cartoonists?

zvik · 10-13-2005, 12:50 AM

Hey Playboy, you can reach me here: www.zvik.com

Rictor · 10-13-2005, 01:00 AM

When Playboy is hiring writers...or even pool boys...let me know!

napoleon · 10-13-2005, 02:36 AM

How i wish a have a green card....

Zuzana Designs · 10-13-2005, 04:49 AM

I'm from cali and want to move back

NickJ · 10-13-2005, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh

Sounds amazing, but I'd think the ultimate job would be "Playboy needs new CEO"
No business background / experience required, only a love of goddesses and being able to get at least 1 hour of work done a week

yup yup yup

Vlad · 10-13-2005, 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darnit

Whats the approx pay range?

$3.70/hour + bus tickets FREE !

Basic_man · 10-13-2005, 05:49 AM

It's an awesome opportunity, but I'm way too far from LA ..

Markit · 10-13-2005, 06:01 AM

Nice job hehheeh

loverboy · 10-13-2005, 07:28 AM

great opportunity ahead on the 3 lucky positions

LoriAnderson · 10-13-2005, 07:34 AM

good luck to whoever applies.

oil · 10-13-2005, 08:26 AM

[QUOTE=Lensman]... do something your Mom would be proud of
QUOTE]

ha ha like this one :D

tony286 · 10-13-2005, 08:39 AM

sound like a great job

theS2O · 10-13-2005, 09:44 AM

good opportunity!

too bad i'm on the other side of the world..

AdultRMX · 10-13-2005, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theS2O

good opportunity!

too bad i'm on the other side of the world..

same here

suicidemessiah · 10-13-2005, 10:09 AM

arghhh damn im from mars

mammy · 10-14-2005, 01:51 PM

sounds nice
wish i have green carta ;)

Lensman · 10-15-2005, 10:06 AM

Pin for the weekend crowd.

DesignWise · 10-15-2005, 10:19 AM

i need a Job

Ace-wtf · 10-15-2005, 11:13 AM

sounds like a great enviroment to create

goodluck

BrainClaude · 10-15-2005, 12:23 PM

Hope our graphist wont leave my company !

Good luck Lesman, PLayboy really deserve the best graphist

jonesonyou · 10-15-2005, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

the ultimate job isn't one that I have to commute to, and being in LA makes it probably the least desireable job in my book....LA is a shit stain on the ass of the devil

Had no Idea it was that bad..ill skip the stop on my road trip!

squizzel · 10-15-2005, 03:54 PM

why does playboy need designers?

QuaWee · 10-15-2005, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squizzel

why does playboy need designers?

playboycash

bhutocracy · 10-15-2005, 07:25 PM

good luck to someone although i didn't think there were that many US designers here anymore. Hate to think of the emils lens is getting from overseas designers begging for telecommuting work even though he's already said no.

Juicy D. Links · 10-15-2005, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman

Pin for the weekend crowd.

Lens didnt i give you a seminar on Getting Mad Views without pinning threads?

You still have 5 months left for one on one phone consultations lmk if you need help with MAD VIEWS

Screaming · 10-15-2005, 10:06 PM

wow what an awesome opportunity

Ace_luffy · 10-16-2005, 12:06 AM

goodluck....

xclusive · 10-16-2005, 01:27 AM

Heck of a chance for somebody and I hope that you find what you need.

Rebecca Love · 10-16-2005, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Lens didnt i give you a seminar on Getting Mad Views without pinning threads?

You still have 5 months left for one on one phone consultations lmk if you need help with MAD VIEWS

Juicy, you crack me up!

neverlearn · 10-16-2005, 06:04 AM

I would be willing to work for fuck all...minimum wage for the first year as long as I could be part of this...I dont have a pornfolio so to speak...
But if I could work for Playboy...hell ya... this would be my settle down...
Unfortunatley I work / live in Canada...
But if you try me, I will not dissapoint...
Bottom line is the female body is the greatest thing ever created its an easy fun design spot.
and if you want someone with style, whose dedicated to deliver and willing to go through change after change after change after change... test me on photoshop or illustratorand see where I stand...
Im your man
at your command ... yesterday... I work fast...
[email protected]

neverlearn · 10-16-2005, 06:40 AM

I forgot too mention that i would clean up my shit mouth on the internet as well...

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