I just a turd under my sons bed! - GoFuckYourself.com

nofx · 10-12-2005, 12:01 AM

I was tucking him in and felt something under his bed. Slid it out, and it was a turd! I gasped, and he looked all innocent and said, what mom? I didn't know what to say, so I slid it back under the bed.

After I tucked him in I called his dad. He just laughed and said, just take it away and give it back to me! Then he said, he'd deal with it. Anyone else go through this? I had NO idea what to say!

StickyGreen · 10-12-2005, 12:02 AM

you're a female?

nofx · 10-12-2005, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

you're a female?

yes, you didnt know that ?!

Morgan · 10-12-2005, 12:03 AM

lol45678

StickyGreen · 10-12-2005, 12:03 AM

what the fuck...

quiet · 10-12-2005, 12:07 AM

oh fuck

BusterBunny · 10-12-2005, 12:09 AM

i'd say buy a pooper scooper...

acctman · 10-12-2005, 12:20 AM

didn't it smell, why did you put it back. remove it ewww

Furious_Female · 10-12-2005, 12:39 AM

I'm gonna spideynap Zeke

MetaMan · 10-12-2005, 12:40 AM

when does this thread get funny?

nofx · 10-12-2005, 12:41 AM

FF, you better fucking not

Zeke will bite your face off until he kills you

nofx · 10-12-2005, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

when does this thread get funny?

once you get banned for being a stupid hahahaha

MetaMan · 10-12-2005, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

once you get banned for being a stupid hahahaha

you're a failed abortion, do not talk to me.

nofx · 10-12-2005, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

you're a failed abortion, do not talk to me.

and your mother drank while she was pregnant with you, oh wow....your insult was oh so cunning and painful.

nothing but a fat dumb nintendo tard

CybermedAndy · 10-12-2005, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

when does this thread get funny?

Don't hold your breath

reynold · 10-12-2005, 02:43 AM

what is a turd bytheway?

Damian_Maxcash · 10-12-2005, 02:49 AM

Quote:

I just a turd under my sons bed!

What were you doing under his bed?

Should we call the authorities?

Spunky · 10-12-2005, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by reynold

what is a turd bytheway?

Take a look in the mirror

NickJ · 10-12-2005, 06:25 AM

the cat did it. :-)

khs · 10-12-2005, 06:26 AM

this thread blows

Aza · 10-12-2005, 06:40 AM

i like the way the thread title is also incorrect ;)
hahaha

TexasDreams · 10-12-2005, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

I was tucking him in and felt something under his bed. Slid it out, and it was a turd! I gasped, and he looked all innocent and said, what mom? I didn't know what to say, so I slid it back under the bed.

After I tucked him in I called his dad. He just laughed and said, just take it away and give it back to me! Then he said, he'd deal with it. Anyone else go through this? I had NO idea what to say!

Funbrunette · 10-12-2005, 07:12 AM

ok...

KRL · 10-12-2005, 07:14 AM

One time my kid shit in his pants and I guess he thought I'd be pissed so he rolled up his underwear and stuck it in a box under his bed.

Didn't find it for a couple weeks when I was cleaning and noticed a distinct smell from under the bed. Thought the dog shit or something.

Opened the box and I almost fell over from the stink blast.

So I confronted him and he said he didn't know where to put it and was worried if he put it in the laundry it would get all over my clothes and if he put it in the trash it would stink up the house so he just hid it.

Kids are too funny at times.

nofx · 10-12-2005, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

One time my kid shit in his pants and I guess he thought I'd be pissed so he rolled up his underwear and stuck it in a box under his bed.

Didn't find it for a couple weeks when I was cleaning and noticed a distinct smell from under the bed. Thought the dog shit or something.

Opened the box and I almost fell over from the stink blast.

So I confronted him and he said he didn't know where to put it and was worried if he put it in the laundry it would get all over my clothes and if he put it in the trash it would stink up the house so he just hid it.

Kids are too funny at times.

hahahha, that is great

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	I just a turd under my sons bed! I was tucking him in and felt something under his bed. Slid it out, and it was a turd! I gasped, and he looked all innocent and said, what mom? I didn't know what to say, so I slid it back under the bed. After I tucked him in I called his dad. He just laughed and said, just take it away and give it back to me! Then he said, he'd deal with it. Anyone else go through this? I had NO idea what to say! __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	FF, you better fucking not Zeke will bite your face off until he kills you __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	One time my kid shit in his pants and I guess he thought I'd be pissed so he rolled up his underwear and stuck it in a box under his bed. Didn't find it for a couple weeks when I was cleaning and noticed a distinct smell from under the bed. Thought the dog shit or something. Opened the box and I almost fell over from the stink blast. So I confronted him and he said he didn't know where to put it and was worried if he put it in the laundry it would get all over my clothes and if he put it in the trash it would stink up the house so he just hid it. Kids are too funny at times. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains